ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

A: Yes, some dancing kangaroos.

Q: But if kangaroos can't dance??

 

600th reply!!!

[MadMax410 1]

They attack their babies

But what if the babies fight back

[pickled_pig 7]

A:    you've been reading too much of the Bible... put that book away before its sin eats you up!

Q:    Why must you paint the globe red?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Because I have this overwhelming desire that Earth look like Mars.

Q) Will the real slim shady please stand up?

[Yoshi25 0]

A) Mayybee

Q) How many fingers am i holding up??

[killerbyte 0]

1 finger, your middle and you are pointing it at your computer because it crashed.

Q.)Why do people always disobey the back of the cheez it box

https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/files//cheez%20001.jpg width=585 align=baseline>

[pickled_pig 7]

A:  3 words:  seven deadly sins.  We see them as sins, and we then naturally want to break them.  OK, that was more than 3 words.

Q:  Am I good enough, am I clean enough, to be Him?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) No.

Q) Do most sims really mispronounce Zsdersw?

[vidioman 21]

No, they pronounce it properly. Zsdersw = zus-DER-swuh

Does hot snow really fall up?

[gggg 9]

well.. Duh.

whats a grabshn ?

[Simen 1]

nhsbarg backwards

why arent boogers green like in the comic books?

[pickled_pig 7]

Take a look outside your closed mind and see we're not IN a comic book.

What did Shakespeare say to the terrorist?

[gggg 9]

Bonj'ur

sup with that old thing on your back?

[sloppet 3]

A:I don't know....

Q: when will be the next trixie awards given to the members?

[Zeddic 3]

A: When Dirktator says so.
Q: Now where did my zombie tomato go?

[Micah 16]

He went to a tomato farm to show off his zombie-self to all the tomatoes.

Who is Hicky Dan?

[vidioman 21]

Me!

Don't it make you smile?

[pickled_pig 7]

A:    You knows, bad grammar are not your friend!

Q:    Why am I posting here?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Because the almighty bunny ordered it:

Q: Why did this topic drop down into a deep, dark hole of simtropolis?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) It didn't. Take your sunglasses off inside.

Q) Is it physically possible for something to both suck and blow at the same time?

[tchaos713 5]

A: According to some, the new Simtropolis accomplishes this admirably...

Q: Will people ever get used to the new color scheme?

[BtradI1 0]

A) Yes, they will get used to it when the next upgrade happens. Q) What is the color of purple?

[BtradI1 0]

sorry about the double post. (Computer problems)

[Grobulous 0]

A: green... no. purple!

Q: what do you get when you take dev and give him a freshly bought container of yogurt on a midsummer day when the moon is about to collide with the earth?

[BtradI1 0]

A) Good yogurt and a spoiled earth.
 
 
Q) What is my favorite game?

[newyorkstate 6]

A: I don't know; what's a game?

Q: Why did you eat the cookies?

[BtradI1 0]

A) Because I wanted my computer to run faster. (And they are good for eating.)


Q) What is a "SIMTROPOLIS"? I even google searched it and it said

"Your search - jrhgjrhkkhteyhg - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

• Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
  
• Try different keywords.
  
• Try more general keywords."

[grubbie 0]

sim - Latin similis - similar, but not exactly the same
trop - Greek tropos - turn, turning, change
polis - Greek polis - city

So, I guess it means a simulated, changing city

A: You're possibly a squatter because you spent time in Asia and couldn't get over the habit of using squat toilets.

Q:  Why is something carried on a ship called cargo and something carried on a truck called a shipment?

[dodipel 0]

A:I don't know,try to ask to nobody.

Q:Why BtradI1 doesn't know what's the two post rule?

[BtradI1 0]

A) I do know what the 2 post rule is, I even said I am sorry for it!

Q) When is the flying car going to come out?