ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[GrayWolf115 0]

A: Cuz you have never heard of megaman and just stumbled upon some.

Q: What's a complooter?

[gggg 9]

A: I dont wont to tell you

Q: where do you live

[amal81 3]

cant u tell, i am from everywhere.

why is signature size on ST limited to 300x50 px???

[DarthNader 0]

Why do men have Nipples?

[Duke87 1,070]

A to amal81) To prevent clutter

A to DarthNader) Just in case the mother dies. It is possible for male mammals to lactate.

 

Q) Have you ever done the Cartoon Network thing to do?

[simzebu 20]

Do people who talk too much go to on and on annon.?

[gggg 9]

A: Ye'p

Q: what is weepy means ???

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Someone who weeps constantly

B. What is the color of your hair?

[Eastwinn 6]

A: Purple

Q: If Farmer Brown has 19 sheep, and all but 19 die, how many sheep does Farmer Brown have?

[I-will-crush-u 1]

A: 150 (they had children)

 

Q: How much is too much?

[Duke87 1,070]

Okay, DarthNader, simzebu, you need to answer the question asked by the person above you!

A) Too much is when you've said much twice. Just like that last sentence.

 

Q) c4n j00 r34d 7h15?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Yes

Q. How do cows fly?

[amal81 3]

when pigs can fly the cows can too.

why did the chicken cross the road?

[Ryan B 35]

A:  To get to an even bigger challenge:  the freeway.

 

Q:  Why do computer hackers do what they do?

[joexcooldude 1]

Answer: To try to find a desktop background pix.

Question: Why do houses have mailboxes?

[gggg 9]

A: couse they are chip

Q: why do I post this stupid Question?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Because the media told you to.

Q. When wast the last time George Bush had a shower?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) When Laura was pregnant with the twins, he had a baby shower.

 

Q) How do you kill a god?

[Eastwinn 6]

A) DAH! With cheese... Somebody didn't go to preshool!

Q) Do llamas eat pork?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. No!!! Stop it!!! I'm telling!!!

Q. Why was macaroni invented?

[gggg 9]

A: So that you will have some thing to ask

Q: What is the next Question?

[Eastwinn 6]

A) The next question is How many people does it take, holding hands to form a line from my house to yours?

Q) How many people does it take, holding hands to form a line from my house to yours?

[your_adress_here 11]

A. 367, 421 people

Q. How many cars are currently in use in Australia?

[Slowhand 0]

Answer: 1,983,122.9990111254 and 1/3

Question: What's the point of a computer keyboard?

[Ryan B 35]

A:  So people can type in stupid questions.

Q:  Don't you just love the feeling you get when you hang up on a telemarketer?

[gggg 9]

A: Yeh I just love it

Q: Why is there so mach bad peapul in the world?

[Ryan B 35]

A:  Because either the Devil ( or Miroslav Satan ) is getting to them.

Q:  What is the mind?  ( It's a Simpsons quote.  See if you can play along. )

[your_adress_here 11]

A. Hun?

Q. How much money did you spend on socks last year?

[amal81 3]

A: nothing; nada; zilch

Q: why do people spend money on socks?

[Eastwinn 6]

A) Because the socks have cash in them

B) Where is the L key on the keyboard.