I am not allowed to...

[astronelson 339]

This was inspired by a few things I found on deviantArt, and various other places around the internet. The point of the game is to come up with things you can't do.

A few examples:

I am not allowed to...

...purchase uranium off the internet.

...dye anyone's hair bright pink while they sleep.

...dye anyone's hair any colour while they sleep.

...dye anyone's hair any colour at any time without their consent.

...dye anyone's hair any colour at any time, period.

...bring candy to assembly unless I brought enough for everyone.

...bring candy to assembly, even if I did bring enough for everyone.

...eat the results of chemistry experiments.

...eat the reactants of chemistry experiments.

...eat in the chemistry labs.

...drink anything that is not labelled.

...drink anything that is labelled as unsafe to drink.

...send pizza through the mail.

And so on. Have fun!

[Larks2242 251]

Throw rocks at cars.

[Skirmisher24 2]

hmmm...I'll think of some stuff as the game goes on but for now...

I am probably not allowed to play a vuvuzeala at an indoor soccer arena as loud as I can

I am not allowed to run over people in a golf cart at my school

I am not allowed dive in the algae covered pond that barely supports life anyway to search for a lost ring

I am not allowed to drown in my dad's pool

I am probably not allowed to realease three goats in my school tagged 1, 2, and 4

And I would also like to share that one of my cousins is not allowed entry into Disney World in Orlando.

[astronelson 339]

I am not allowed to...

...start the fire.

...let the dogs out.

...shake my booty within 100 meters of the Physics Department.

...sell shares in non-existent companies.

...sell shares in companies that do exist.

...sell anything that isn't mine.

...ask for pepper in that restaurant.

...hit it for six, except in cricket.

...hit anything that is not a cricket ball with a cricket bat.

...hit a cricket ball with a cricket bat, except when I am batting.

...say anything needs more cowbell.

[hittwice99 618]

I am not allowed to:

-Hit anything 99 times twice.

-Bowl an underarm in cricket.

-Fly on an airplane without a passport.

-Drink alcohol in public.

-Own a credit card.

-Drive a car by myself.

-Submit poor quality work.

-Not try my hardest to complete all tasks.

-Write an essay below 650 words.

P.S. Great game by the way!

[LILCHRIS5X 5]

I'm not allowed to...

...go out at night

...drive a car altogether

...run away from home

...leave without telling my parents where I'm going

...skip school

...hate anybody that calls me small

and finally

...post anything on this again until 2 other people do.

This game at least isn't brainless. It makes you think which is good.

[astronelson 339]

I am not allowed to...

...point out the flaw in that plan.

...check the values of a function outside its domain.

...choose what someone else will have for lunch.

...predict the future.

...change history.

...monologue.

...give one-word answers to questions.

[Duke87 1,070]

I am not allowed to ever come up with a single original thought.

I am not allowed to beat the criminal government agent who oppresses me.

There, got that reference out of the way.

[LILCHRIS5X 5]

Some more now 2 other people have posted.

...save the world.

...be bored.

...do prank phone calls.

...meet up with people over the internet without my parents being there.

...play with my food.

...make fun of people

...be racist.

[astronelson 339]

I am not allowed to...

...browse the internet during lectures, unless what the lecturer is talking about has no relevance to the subject.

...make exceptions to rules.

...lead from behind.

...spend outside my means.

...make lists only five items long.

[joshriddle 29]

I am not allowed to

Ride my bike across the entire neighborhood

Dive into our pool, flip off our pool ladder

Jump off our roof

Use my computer any later than 11:00 unless said otherwise

Fall off a cliff on the side of a mountain and crack a rib

Let my dog pee on the carpet.

[fukuda 351]

I am not allowed to...

.. translate texts out of my domain.

.. unilaterally disclose information related to current research at my department.

.. conduct unapproved research.

.. enter the sterile room with casual clothing.

.. play with the lab mice.

.. clean the microscope optics by myself.

.. extract blood from any animal without an animal rights activist's approval, and he must be present during the extraction (yes, seriously)

[LILCHRIS5X 5]

Even more

...write on the walls

...graffiti in my scool jotters

...give up

...pull the table cloth out from underneath everything in an attempt to display inertia

...run out of things to say.

More later.

[joshriddle 29]

Eat like a slob when in public

Beat the tar out of my keyboard

Stand ontop of the hos=use

^^Spell things incorrectly^^

Talk like a madman

Not talk

Shout

Stand on the dog

Eat the dog

Run away

Run close

Have the manners of a pig and a disrespectful person when at the neighbors house.

Take advantage of people

Lie

[astronelson 339]

I am not allowed to...

... ask questions with answers I already know.

... use my computer to post on ST during lectures.

... eat or drink in the library.

... eat or drink in the computer room.

... attempt to eat my own head.

... eat things for money.

... buy high and sell low.

[residentsim 21]

Im Not allowed to:

Jump on the Couch

Chew with my mouth open.

Go outside at night (Danger of Bears / Mountain Lions)

Yell Like a Madman.

Aaaand, the most important

Not to wake Mom up at night Running around the House.

[joshriddle 29]

I can't

• Talk to myself out loud when in public
• Fall off a platform going up to a water slide that is 50 feet high
• Be scared of falling off platforms
• Go out the front door when we are home alone and there is someone wandering in the backyard
• Use someone elses money to buy stuff unless it was a gift
• To act like the adult
• Escape
• Run away from home
• Drive
• Order any sort of food without permission
• Open spam e-mails
• Send spam e-mails
• Spam
• Eat spam meats
• Post until 2 other people do.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I am not allowed to:

Open a trans-dimensional portal into the anime world.

Bring back water from Jusenkyou from the aforementioned portal.

Clone myself

Curse said clone with said Jusenkyou water

Let aforementioned cursed clone run amuk on an alien planet shaped like a donut.

[simfreak90 3]

I am not allowed to-

- Pour water on my computer

- Stick my finger into a light socket

- Eat all of the ice cream

- Plug a 120 volt TV into a 240 volt socket

- Breathe in space

- Light my hair on fire

- Drop my Mom's keys down the toilet

- Drive my Mom's truck unless I am given her permission