Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but it's an expansion pack to SimCity (the terrible one).

 

I wish there were 48 hours in a day.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but that means the Earth is farther from the Sun, thus, life is not possible...

I wish for a parallel universe where ponies ruled the Earth instead of humans...

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you can't access it. It only exists in theory.

I wish I could rebuild a collapsing church in West Philly.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but it looks nothing like the original.

 

I wish for a tank.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it turns out to be a turtle. Excuse me, you are Rainbow Dash, right? :P

I wish for an episode of MLP:FiM with loads of Beatles references. (Meet the Beat-Alls, anyone?)

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it doesn't air and gets cancelled.

I wish for an animated Mr Saturn avatar.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but then animated GIFs are banned from every internet forum, ever.

 

I wish fo-

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, bu-

I wish for a gridless SimCity 4...

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but roads and any structure cannot be made straight.

I wish IATA/ICAO set rule for minimum of 3000m runway for 737/a320

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Whatever.

 

I wish for a clean keyboard!

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but it will be dirty again, and again, and again, and...

 

I wish I was a great guitarist.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but only two-year-olds think so.

 

I wish I could think of things and make them appear.

[AkemiAzula 280]

Granted. You suddenly have some horrible memories you are forced to relive endlessly.

 

I wish I had an infinite supply of coca cola.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you suffer from tooth decay...

I wish for my own SimCity...

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but an Origin account will be needed to make it works.

 

I wish the double-posting rule never existed.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but people (spammers) start to triple-post or even more (sometimes reaching hundreds of posts on a row) and their posts contains virus when you read them.

I wish Cyprus, Israel and Palestine, Korea, China and Taiwan, Ethiopia and Eritrea, Azerbaizan and Armenia, and India and Pakistan, is at peace.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you aren't at peace.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but.

 

I wish for a better monitor.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but da high resolution wil reveal the whole truth of ... *psss, secret*

 

I wish I knew dat secret!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Granted, but it drives you utterly insane.

 

I wish I could find a higher-quality version of my avatar.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but it contains virus, infects your computer, and format your hard drive into an unchangeable, uncompatible format, and burns your processor by deactivating the fan and overclocking to 1000GHz. Congratulations!
I wish there are no checkpoints between countries.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but some countries get easily invaded by other countries...

I wish for everyone to believe in science and not religion. (Hope this doesn't offend you! )

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

 

I wish for dat face !

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you are considered hideous and rejected by society.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted but...

 

I wish everyone doesn't forget to make a wish.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but they double post.

I wish internet is available in North Korea.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

It is available - but only the Kims can use it.

 

I wish for carnivorous plants to take over the world.

[jason leo 485]

Granted, but it is not tolerant to oxygen.

 

I wish nobody could snip me.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you can't post.

I wish my desktop Internet worked so my CJ could be updated.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but it's a dial up and is censored.

I wish Kai Tak airport still open.