Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but now they want to run you over.

I wish I never got snipped in forum games.

[Lot Creator 304]

Granted but your bulletproof armor is too heavy that you fall.

 

I wish for a clear sky.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but cumulus clouds ruin it.

I wish I had a pony.

[Cottoncandy Cyanide 145]

Granted, but the pony died shortly after I granted your wish

 

I wish I had money to buy stuff ;_:

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but your currency is severely devalued within a few hours after a stock market crash.

 

I wish I can snip ROFLyoshi now.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but since he's a moderator, he bans you for it.

I wish people would stop suing people over stupid stuff.

[ND Heat 6]

Granted, but then they start sooing over smart stuff. 

I wish Romney was president. 

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but USA splits into 50 different countries.

I wish africa is developed.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but they take away your rice bowl.

 

I wish Indonesia can eradicate the practice of slash and burn agriculture.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but the smoke pollutes the atmosphere.

I wish the environment was in perfect shape.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but we scrap cars and go back to the old medieval transportation. (a.k.a horse transportation. )\

 

I wish I were living in a castle.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but you don't go to heaven.

I wish NK surrender.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but they divide into North and East Korea, complicating the situation even more.

I wish New Zealand was closer.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but flights between the two countries are suspended until forever.

I wish I have a 1TB SSD.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but EA adds a stupid policy requiring you to add an online only DRM even though you don't want to. As a result of refusing to add, they fire you and your game gets released with DRM infestation.

 

I wish I had a 1THz processor.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but it corrups the VGA card.

I wish SCS is no longer for sale.

PS: Sorry, I forgot that I've posted before.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you get sucked by a black hole.

 

I wish for a Samsung Galaxy S4.

[superhighway_410 90]

But then the NSA will track you down

 

I want to fly first class on a plane

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but the plane crashes on landing (broken landing gear).

I wish youtube is unbanned in China.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but YouTube gets banned all over the world (Including the US.) and China is the only country where YouTube is legal. 

 

I wish for a Big Mac.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but Diabeetus.

I wish these places I have applied for will give me a job.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, but you get $1 salary per year.

I wish SC4, CXL, and CIM merge together.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you get banned due to nearly breaking the PG-13 rule.

 

I wish I had a time machine.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you change it so "bronyism" isn't possible.

I wish I win the MOTM for July.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

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[superhighway_410 90]

Granted, say goodbye to this game

I wish I was stronger