Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but it is unusable   

 

I wish for a white Christmas.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it's waaaaayyy to cold!

 

I wish I had X-ray vision.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you see through things and crash into everything you'd see.

I wish E3 had a sequel to Mother 3

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but the gameplay stays exactly the same.

 

I wish I can distance myself from all electronic devices for at least two weeks.

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Granted but you die from withdraw

 

I wish i had the entire collection of King of The Hill on DVD

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but yourDVD player doesn't work.

I wish someone would play "Build a Skyscraper" on forum games.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but the thread gets ignored and dies.

 

I wish that I can drive across city borders in UDI missions.

[Durfsurn 539]

Granted but you drive into a truck and die in RL.

 

I wish for immortality

[Ro-Bo 183]

Granted, but you cannot avoid old age and decay.

 

I wish for faster internet speed.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but the bandwidths are way to high that it reduces it to 1 kbps.

 

I wish I were travelling on the one after 909.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but the bandwidths are way to high that it reduces it to 1 kbps.

 

I wish I were travelling on the one after 909.

 

Granted, but your audio player hangs.

 

I wish that I could talk to animals.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but it turns out they all speak Spanish.

I wish it were warmer.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you spontaneously combust,

I wish I didn't fail at the Water Temple in my let's play of Ocarina of Time

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Granted but you end up failing the mission anyway

I wish Mrsaturn64 would tell me his youtube name.

[AkemiAzula 280]

Granted but he also tells you he's planning to murder you.

 

I wish they'd make a proper Simcity 5.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but the UI sucks, it's unbelievably thick and unaccessible to any but the most professional of real-life city planners, there are so many options that the game play is bogged down to almost real-life speed, taking weeks to accomplish a simple zoning law, and needless to say, it's unplayable.  Oh, and because it's EA, you still have to log in through Origin to play it online.

 

I wish I was able to reach enlightenment.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but all you see is endless violence and misery in this world.

 

I wish that the temperature of the air outside my house would fall to between 18 and 23 degrees Celsius, and the weather remains sunny with a light breeze.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it becomes 18 to 23 degrees Fahrenheit.

I wish I had something to do

[nataniels3 61]

Granted,you go to prison

I wish Mr Saturn64 didn't go to prison.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but he goes to a rehab centre.

 

I wish I were born female

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you die when you give birth. :P

 

I wish I could derp my eyes.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you look like an idiot.

I wish the Phillies were a better team.

I wish I were born female

really?

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but they keep scoring own goals.

 

I wish Bruce Lee were still alive.

 

Edit: ↓ I don't give two hoots about Jackie Chan.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but Jackie Chan dies instead.

 

I wish for a portal to Equestria so I can meet ponies.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you bring with you all kinds of horrible diseases, and instead of getting to meet them and frolic in the meadows with them or whatever they do, they die in horrible, horrible ways right in front of your eyes, because you carry with you the plague!  On the bright side, hey, you can claim this newly-free (and, uh, dead) land in your own name, Geometria or whatever.

 

I wish I had chocolate and wasn't afraid of developing diabetes in the future.

[Cpt Johnny 58]

Granted, but you get so addicted to it that you can't think of anything else but chocolate.

 

I wish that I can enjoy a cooler climate outdoors without travelling overseas.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it gets ruined when a coal power plant gets built next to your door.

 

I wish I had a drum kit.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted.  It's made of freshly-baked bread and cakes.

 

I wish I had a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting to eat right now.

[AkemiAzula 280]

Granted. But you feel full after the first mouthful.

 

I wish I had a flying bicycle

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you crash into a building.

 

I wish for cute kittens.