Queensferry ---> WINNING

[Hester 699]

So, how's BuggUla these days?

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: Hester

So, how's BuggUla these days?quote>

I have heard that BuggUla's birds are about to come home to roost.

The Queensferry Detention Center warden's house has seen better days.

On closer inspection the wardens house has pretty much been taken over by the birds, and seems to be lacking in basic essentials like a floor and a roof.

The Queensferry surveillance equipment is also not as advanced as we may have been led to believe.

Ayup.   

A little flaky close up.

[jacqulina 162]

great pics there my friend

[SounderBruce 173]

All lies! BuggUla is a liar! Thanks for the evidence!

[Hester 699]

I am beginning top think the BuggUla's are paper tigers..erm..paper thoraxes..er paper Buggs..anyway, not to impervious and full of lies just as ComputerGuy 890100 stated so well.

(and ABCVS you have taken some seriously good pictures. Thank you for posting them.)

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 11: Fanning the Flames

Queensferry's initial (and glorious) attacks destroyed several enemy cities and left their eastern coast ready for invasion. Our surveillance drones report that there are many small settlements in the undeveloped areas - small farms and such - and resistance is expected. Danny Eppicfaile, Vice President of Propaganda & Subversive Services at QueensMedia, came up with a great new idea! He just left his office to head to the airport.

From Slurm Muncipal Airport, he caught a plane (at BuggUla's expense) to the capital. If his idea is not approved, he will undoubtedly be encased in silk and liquefied.

Danny was excited - as the plane ascended he could clearly see his home out the window. Ahhh... such beauty.

Upon arrival, Danny was whisked away to meet with top military leaders. A large group of them were inspecting a new uleic acid refinery. New techniques will allow ever-greater concentrations of uleic acid; just in case someone ever builds tolerance or resistance.

Leaders were quite impressed with his new propaganda poster. It will be printed and dropped by planes by the thousands in Schulmania. This should give the residents reason to welcome Queensferry. Or, at least confuse them enough to wipe them out quickly.

[SounderBruce 173]

More lies! I don't like the remodel, my villa in Schulmania is just fine! Also, the government shouldn't have to pay for a media outlet to send reporters, they should do it themselves!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

All is not well on the Queensferry...

[Korot 6]

Ahh, look whose back! You managed not to get killed by pesticide? Well, don't worry, you're time will come.

Danny was excited - as the plane ascended he could clearly see his home out the window. Ahhh... such beauty.quote>

All that uleic acid must have gotten his eyes all messed up. There is no beautiful home in that picture!

just in case someone ever builds tolerance or resistance.quote>

Like that would be a bad thing.

This should give the residents reason to welcome Queensferry.quote>

There are reasons to welcome Queensferry? Who would live in such a place, where you don't have freedom of opinion, you have to life in a shack that could cave in at any moment, you work in a place where the lethal gas concentration is about 20 times lower than the actual concentration? Surely, no-one would be THAT stupid!

Regards,

Korot

[Hester 699]

I want to know know the cats are faring while being imprisoned. Did the Delegation find anything out?

[BuggUla 405]

Hester He sees nothing but the truth; the glorious truth as described by BuggUla, our intrepid and beloved leader. BuggUla loves you. Don't fear our love; embrace it. We love you. And we will subjugate you with our caring.

Bigbuilder I believe you misinterpreted his remarks. Perhaps you would like to discuss it over a slice of Uncle John's Seven Layer "Apple" cake and a tall glass of Onimay Cola? You will love it - as we love you.

Leech10 Weapons are meant to be used, right? And, we love weapons as much as we love you!

Hester Your loving devotion is much appreciated. You love Queensferry as much as we love you!

Abcvs Lies! Insidious and libelous lies! Our infestation centers are far superior to that facility. We have greatness others only dream about. None shall break in nor out of our escape proof facilities. Our fighters will crush any attempt to invade. Although, we do have grudging admiration for the isolated island prison concept. Although we are quite certain that no one would be interested in the conditions of our treacherous prisoners, we will include that in the next update to refute the claims that our infestation centers are run down. On the contrary, we LOVE our IC's... almost as much as we love you!

Jacqulina They would of course be greater if they showed the true glory of our invincibility. But, we love you for enjoying them.

ComputerGuy890100 We love you for detecting the lies being spread about our invincibility. We are delighted that you concur that we are invincible. Death to all! Death to all! All hail Buggula!

Hester Such treachery! And it hurts all the more because we love you so... perhaps an indoctrination session at a welcome center will refresh your memory about your loyalties...

ComputerGuy890100 We are only too happy to offer you renovation services. Why? Because we love you!

Abcvs Malaise, you say? A new round of attacks will shake this slump! We love you for the great idea!

Korot All love Queensferry... to behold it is to see pure, radiant joy. Breathe in; feel yourself filled with the smell of money being made. Savor the flavor that only Onimay can provide. Bask in the glory that BuggUla offers you. Join us. For soon, you shall come to love us as we do you.

Hester All prisoners are in super-hyper-max lockup, so no reports shall be forthcoming. Though we love you for asking...

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[Korot 6]

On the contrary, we LOVE our IC's... almost as much as we love you! quote>

In other words: completely not. For how can you love somebody, when he hates you? Something must be wrong with your brain, if you do.

Savor the flavor that only Onimay can provide.quote>

Which flavour? All acids taste the same: like crap.

Regards,

Korot

[Bigbuilder 0]

 

Uncle John's Seven Layer "Apple" cake and a tall glass of Onimay Cola quote>

Both of them don't sound delicious, in fact they sound disgusting. I would never have either of them. quote>

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: BuggUla

Perhaps you would like to discuss it over a slice of Uncle John's Seven Layer "Apple" cake and a tall glass of Onimay Cola? You will love it - as we love you.quote>

Who would want to eat something with a "" in the name? It just screams "It's a trap!!!"

3... 2...

[BuggUla 405]

Korot If you don't savor the flavor, you haven't had a truly good chef yet. Come to Queensferry. We love you and will cook it up just right... and just for you.

Bigbuilder You just have not had a good enough chef. Come to Cucaracha's Grill in downtown Queensferry. We will give you a fabo meal and free dessert. Why? Because we love you!

Leech10 All punctuation marks are included because we love you. There is of course no hidden agenda. Perhaps a nice frothy glass of Oil of Onimay will help you forget your concerns...

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 12: Not Feeling The Love

Queensferry is a nation built on love. The all-encompassing love of BuggUla for all of its subjects. To know BuggUla is to love BuggUla. All who know BuggUla, love BuggUla. Those who do not know BuggUla, love us from afar. But, there are some who do not seem to be fully in the thrall of love with Queensferry. Who are these poor, deluded souls and what can we do to help them? All good questions. Today, we will provide some much-needed information in case you know of someone whose loyalty to Queensferry is wavering. And, remember to call the toll-free hotline anytime you suspect disloyalty, 800-2KILL-EM. Anyone not loyal to Queensferry doesn't deserve to live, do they? Not us, though. We are completely loyal. Our love for Queensferry is almost as deep as BuggUla's love for us. Now, take a deep breath and savor the smell of money being made. And, as you exhale, repeat after me: "Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla." Ah, now wasn't that refreshing?

Today, a Media Manipulation Specialist (MMS) From QueensMedia Group is here to dispel a scurrilous rumor that our prisons for enemies of the state are in disrepair and that our military is not up to the challenge of defeating the dread feline threat to the west. Perhaps you have seen or heard rumors by our lethal and misguided enemies about weakness? Our media guide, Mr. Lyre, will refute these assertions. Afterwards, anyone who remains unconvinced will be rounded up and sent to an Infestation Center for treatment. So, without further ado, here's Mr. Lyre.

Hello, folks! It's me, Mr. Lyre, here with important news about the war effort. First, let me tell you that we have the most secure facilities on the planet for housing war criminals. You have nothing to fear - no feline will escape our sinister clutches. Wicked propagandists from our soon-to-be-defeated enemy have asserted that escape is possible for those treacherous detainees. Let's show just how wrong that assertion is.

As you can tell, the invasion force captured off of our shores is still securely held. We have recently increased security by replacing the guards with paramilitary fleas. We have assigned four battalions to guard this disruptive group.

Why, the very idea of a facility such as this being less than impregnable merits a hearty laugh. Queensferry is undefeatable and will remain so forever. Death to all! Long live BuggUla! Death to all! All hail Queensferry!

We assure you that you have nothing to fear. You may go about your daily routine secure in the knowledge that we are always watching. Always.

Another lie we wish to refute is the assertion that Queensferry is not popular amongst other nations. We deny that and can point to many subjugated neighbors whose surviving citizens can attest to their deep and profound love of Queensferry and their gratitude to be part of BuggUla's benevolent dominion. As the deep, radiant love radiates outwards from BuggUla and across Queensferry and to the world, nations far and wide have come to march under the banner of Queensferry, seeking a better way - the Queensferry way.

Perhaps the best evidence for Queensferry's enduring and ever-growing popularity is the dramatic win for Queensferry's own Grassy Hopper in the most recent season of Dancing With The Stars, just concluded on television.

When presented with her mirrored disco ball trophy, Miss Hopper's acceptance speech said it better than anyone here at QueensMedia can: "Thank you so much! I love you all! And that comes from the heart... the heart of Queensferry. This one is for you, BuggUla- all hail BuggUla! Love live Queensferry! Death to all!" Such a stirring speech really filled our hearts here with love as well. Doctor Scarab, head of the Exoskeletal Surgical Unit at QueensMed South, doubled everyone's dose of Oil of Onimay to celebrate the triumph! Way to go, Grassy. And, way to go Dr. Scarab. Now, what's not to love?

So, as you go about shopping in fine Queensferry establishments like Fashion Bugg or dining at Thorax, let your exoskeleton swell with pride. Subjugation by Queensferry makes you a part of the most powerful, most loved nation on earth. And, that warm, tingling feel you get from the Onimay champagne is the love of BuggUla. Submit to it today.

[SounderBruce 173]

NOooooooooooooooooooo! You captured a cute kitteh!

I don't know BuggUla, so therefore, I do not love BuggUla! Ha!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

[Hester 699]

YES! Maybe they will escape in just such a manner!!! Can this be a portent?

[TmiguelT 10]

Nooooooooo they got one of our cat-rades !! We are gonna rescue you buddy!!

[Hester 699]

Me and TmiguelT are ready to fight!!

[sobol 1]

Oh snap.... is this guy one of them??

[BuggUla 405]

ComputerGuy890100 Remember, those who don't know us love uf from afar. But maybe not quite as fully as we love you!

Abcvs We love that puny attempt at humor. And we love you for attempting it. But, we know that escape from any of our Infestation Centers is impossible.

Hester Never! But we love you for your ongoing support.

TmiguelT Rescues are impossible. Resistance is futile. But our love is eternal. Succumb to it today.

Hester Excellent! We love your willingness to fight for Queensferry!

Sobol He looks like one of our friends. We love you for sharing that one.

[BuggUla 405]

Decisive Victory!

Queensferry loves you so much that we take the time to find news that will fill your heart with as much love as we have in our heart for you. It is our distinct pleasure to share with you about our decisive victory against the wicked enemies of our beloved homeland in a naval battle. A small task force of ships on a routine patrol ran across a fleet of over twenty enemy ships. After laying down withering artillery fire, our few vessels destoryed over a dozen enemy vessels. Our superiority is clearly evident! Revel with us, won't you, in our glorious triumph.

They didn't even get off a shot against us! Hee hee heeeee!

Judging from how their navy performed, perhaps their flagship should be the S. S. Abandon Ship!

Fighting inferior enemies is such a blast! Get it? Blast! Hee hee heeeee!

To commemorate this glorious battle vistory, the Queensferry Recreation League is sponsoring a weekend of fun and games at Anthill Stadium. Admission is free and fun is guaranteed. All of this because we love you oh so much.

[ion496 1]

I have a question...

Why do you drink oil.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: ion496

I have a question...

Why do you drink oil.quote>

Oil of Onimay is a powerful mind control substance, added to virtually all food and beverages in Queensferry.  This then enslaves the minds of the Queensferrians, into a state of total control and dominance by BuggUla.    This is the only way BuggUla can maintains its grip and control over the hearts and minds of its subjects.    Delusion and brainwashing is a powerful tool of your standard tryant bug attempting to take over the world.

[ion496 1]

I thought it was something closer to petroleum.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

 

BuggUla, it is time to be afraid.  Very afraid.

[Loney 22]

Originally posted by: ion496

I thought it was something closer to petroleum.quote>

They would have been flammable, very flammable.

And in the future, oil companies are going to turn to Queensferry's insect population for oil extraction when global oil reserves are nearly depleted and a severe oil shortage is going.

[ion496 1]

Looks like you just sticky taped a home-made logo onto a cooking oil bottle.

And why do you give out cake.