King of the hill

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I don't care about your silly mistakes. Because I mow you down with my machine gun. My Hill.

[Josh6 873]

I mow you down with my giant lawn mower. My Hill.

[Korot 6]

Finally, I can claim my hill back, by kicking you of it. My Hill.

[Z77 3]

My hill. End of discussion.

[CLR95 11]

You have such a stupid reason, that the hill becomes a volcano. You are blown up. My hill.

[vailo 13]

You fall into the volcano. My hill.

[Z77 3]

Your volcano blows up, blowing you up. I pack up and move to another hill. My new hill.

[Duke of York 23]

The lava starts to flow and takes down your hill...The Lava cools and voila I new hill made

from rock. I also use certian powers I learned from a Old wise man to tame a dragon that

protects the Hill!

-DOY-

[Loney 22]

I call in 1,000 giant quarry trucks loaded with rocks and dirt and have it dump it all on you.

As for your dragon, I bring in the MythBusters and they dismiss it.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

You call in dirt, and I call in a dozen B-52s to carpet bomb your position. As soon as they leave, a squadron of F-15s unload napalm all over whats left. I simply walk up, extinguish the last few fires, and the hill is mine.

My hill.

[Korot 6]

The bombs were nuclear bombs, emitting radiation. You die from radiation disease. I wait a couple thousand years, when the radiation subsides, and then claim the hill. My Hill.

[Larks2242 251]

The hill misses me...My Hill!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I steal the hills love with a bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates. My hill.

[kalbo1313 0]

i just pass by and the hill is mine.

[Korot 6]

I throw you of the hill. My Hill.

[Chptrk 86]

The hill throws you off the hill. My hill!

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I bash you over the head with a banjo. My hill.

[Korot 6]

I kill you with a cello, well it's pointy end. My Hill.

[Chptrk 86]

I wired your cello to explode on contact with someone else. After you kill trainguy, it explodes and kills you. My hill.

[Larks2242 251]

I poke the kitty....My Hill!

[Trainmaster423 0]

I poke YOU. My hill.

[Korot 6]

Since poking is not enough to get a train moving, I simply sent another train to hit it from behind. After Trainmaster gets pushed of the hill ever so gently (not), I claim the hill. My Hill.

[pona12 3]

i send 5000000000 asteroids to your planet and as i sweep away the rubble it is now MY HILL.

[Vahr 343]

You get blown off for being over 9000.

My hill.

[Larks2242 251]

I find a hedgehog and throw it off the hill, thinking it is sonic you go to rescue it...My Hill!

[Korot 6]

The moon, on which the hill is located, is pulled towards me, and thus becomes mine. My Hill.

[pona12 3]

yes but then i strike your planet with atomic bombs and pennywise the clown,so the hill is mine now!!

[617squad 52]

i'm running away from a massive mob and collide with pona to escape velocity. however, in my haste i also split the hill in half and the rest of the mob crushes it. time for a new hill lol..

[HookerHeels 309]

i build a new hill and add walls and guns and other stuff, anti digging, anti missile and anti every thing that can hurt my baby hill( its growing still!)

[simmaster07 1,221]

You hit the submit button too many times. You click delete, but get chased off by mods. My hill.