King of the hill

[Larks2242 251]

You go with him to cheer him up...My Hill!

[CoastRunner 24]

You don't go anywhere. In fact you stay on that hill so long that your part of the hill crumbles into the sea 3 thousand years later, and I, the immortal Nickie, take control of the hill.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

Your immortality dies with you. I now own the hill.

[SounderBruce 173]

You're still a mere mortal and I have the Grim Reaper, who chases you to Antarctica...my hill!

[Vahr 343]

You decide to tag along for some fun. My hill

[Mayorm 14]

You decide to go get some cupcakes, My hill!

[Larks2242 251]

I don't want cupcakes...My Hill!

[astronelson 339]

I insist on you having cupcakes. My hill.

[SounderBruce 173]

I throw them at your face while you cry away in shame...my hill.

[Larks2242 251]

You go to get more, i take the hill when you leave...My Hill!

[astronelson 339]

Larks: What happen?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb

Operator: We get signal

Larks: What!

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Larks: It's you!!

Astronelson: How are you gentlemen!!

Astronelson: All your hill are belong to us.

Astronelson: You are on the way to destruction.

Larks: What you say?

Astronelson: You have no chance to survive make your time

Astronelson: HA HA HA HA....

Operator: Larks!!

Larks: Take off every 'ZIG'!!

Larks: You know what you doing.

Larks: Move 'ZIG'.

Larks: For great justice.

My meme hill!

[Mayorm 14]

ah but while you were typing that conversation I take the hill!!!

[Larks2242 251]

I send the lolwut melon at you ...My Hill!

[Vahr 343]

It eats you, as you are a squirrel. My hill.

[Korot 6]

I kick your ass of the hill, and put up a massive machine gun, with a 5 inch barrel, firing 99999999999999999999999 rounds a second, without running out of ammo, at anyone getting close to the hill, be it by land, sea, air, or from underneath. My Hill.

[SounderBruce 173]

I have the invisibility star from Super Mario Bros. and get past your guns and kill you instantly...my hill!

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I am one of the jerks with a riot shield and/ or a grenade launcher because I have no talent. My inferior gaming talent allows me to take the hill without any effort.

[Chptrk 86]

Your riot shield is no match for my gunblade. After a little slicing, dicing, and GF using (FF8 reference, for those that don't know),  I take the hill. My hill!

[Larks2242 251]

I steal your gunblade and take the hill...My Hill!

[SounderBruce 173]

Gunblades no match for my flamethrowers with special ability to melt steel or metal. My hill!

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I have a fire hose. I disperse you with a blast of water and put out a house fire all in one swoop. My hill.

[Larks2242 251]

I turn off the fire hydrant...My Hill!

[CoastRunner 24]

I turn it on again, blasting a hole through your body as pressurized water explodes out...My hill...

[SounderBruce 173]

Water eventually runs out and you are attacked by my ninja squad...my hill!

[Larks2242 251]

Your ninjas were just dressing up for Halloween they get scaired and run away...My Hill!

[Korot 6]

I attack you with a bunch of samurais. My Hill.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I attack with wolfmen. My Hill.

[SounderBruce 173]

Wolfmen can't resist bacon with steak and chase the truck containing both towards Antarctica, meanwhile I grab an AK-47 and shoot you at point-blank range after I got my licence to kill after a grueling 3-month training session with the Army...my hill!

[Korot 6]

I send a computer hacker after you, who disables you from doing anything. Since he is a no-lifer, he doesn't care that I'm the guy taking charge of the hill. My Hill.

[Muck308 55]

I place all of Korot's posts in a sack and heave it in his general direction, resulting in the hill being mine... likely until the end of time!