I'd rather...

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather read Wikipedia in a prison as a prisoner than be on death row.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather be on death row then be captured by terrorists.

[Skimbo 304]

I'd rather be captured by terrorists than beeing tortured for 10 years...

[Korot 6]

I'd rather be tortured for 10 days, than for a month.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather be tortured for a month then a year.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather be tortured for a year than wait in a doctor's surgery for a year.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather wait in a doctor's surgery for a year, than being so I'll that I don't have the time to wait so long.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather not have the time to wait so long then ge hit by a car.

[Skimbo 304]

I'd rather get hit by a car than haveing cancer...

[Korot 6]

I'd rather have cancer than HIV.

[Skimbo 304]

I rather have HIV than beeing dead tomorrow

EDIT: @Mods, the post between mine and Korot's has been deleted by someone

[Barbarossa 51]

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[Korot 6]

I'd rather be dead 200 years ago, than having to live 2500 years ago.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather live 2,500 years ago then 1 million.

[Skimbo 304]

I'd rather life 1 million years ago than beeing inprisoned at mauthausen during the Nazi time.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather be imprisoned at mauthausen during the Nazi time than be in Bedlam in the 1880s.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather be in Bedlam in the 1880's, than fall of a cliff.

[Barbarossa 51]

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[citiesxlfan42 27]

I'd rather fall into a vat of acid than be in Chicago when the city was burning.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather be in Chicago when the city was burning then be trapped inside a burning building in Chicago when the city was burning

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I'd rather be trapped inside a burning building in Chicago when the city was burning, than be trapped in the crawl space under my house slowly dying with no one to rescue me.

[SounderBruce 173]

I'd rather be cutting down trees in the forests of Washington than be in the burning city of Chicago.

[Larks2242 251]

I'd rather be in the burning city of Chicago (Again ) then be trapped in site a burning house in the burning city of Chicago.

[Skimbo 304]

I'd rather be trapped in a burning house of chicago than living as a slave in the roman imperium

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather live as a slave in the Roman Imperium than live as a slave in the USA before the emancipation.

[Korot 6]

I'd rather live as a slave in the USA, than as a slave at the Chinese Royal court.

[Wreckingball Man 10]

I'd rather be a slave in the chinese royal court, than be an English teacher grading research papers.

[Skimbo 304]

I'd rather be an english teacher than a dustkeeper

[Deep Thought 0]

I'd rather be a dustkeeper than a gun seller.

[AndisArt 2,066]

I'd rather be a gun seller than a gun user