I'd rather...

[TV-VCR 14]

I'd rather fly into space with no oxygen than watch According to Jim.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather watch According to Jim than shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.

[un1 41]

I'd rather shove and ice pick under a toenail or two than cut off all of my toenails.

-un1

[Ndragonawa 37]

I'd rather cut off all of my toenails than be sliced like honey baked ham.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather be sliced like honey baked ham than have this thread reach three pages, ohh no, too late!

[pagenotfound 53]

id rather have this thread reach three pages than freeze naked in Anarctica when the temp. is -130 F

[un1 41]

I'd rather have this thread reach three pages than see hamish becom a moderator.

-un1

[pagenotfound 53]

Id rather see hamish become a mod than being rick rolled

[Hamish 1,369]

Bring it on baby...

Any who,

I'd rather be rick rolled than be killed by a packet of one dozen starving, crazed weasels.

[LironTheChick 20]

I'd rather be killed by a packet of one dozen starving, crazed weasels than to swim in the most polluted river

[un1 41]

I'd rather swim in the most poluted river than fall in a smokestack from a airplane.

-un1

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather fall in a smokestack from a airplane than be burnt alive by ants on fire.

[waterstreet 1]

I'd rather be burned alive by ants than see my girlfriend be burned alive by ants.

[Hahayoudied 3]

I rather see my girlfriend be burned alive by ants than having a girl friend (why? I am too busy to have a girl friend, but that doesn't make me gay).

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather have a girlfriend than not have a girlfriend.

[LironTheChick 20]

I'd rather not have a girlfriend than having a crazy girlfriend that eats everything she saw

[Smarty218 2]

I'd rather have a crazy girlfriend who eats everything she sees than a cannibal girlfriend....

[waterstreet 1]

I'd rather have a cannibal girlfriend than have cannibal stalker.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather have a cannibal stalker than have myself serve alive, on a plate, to a cannibal.

[Patricius Maximus 236]

I'd rather be served alive to a cannibal than be tortured for a year.

[Ndragonawa 37]

I'd rather be tortured for a year than live with pedophiles.

[SimRabbit 48]

I rather live with pedophiles than living with AIDs.

[Patricius Maximus 236]

I'd rather live with AIDS then be subject to the rule of a totalitarian government.

[waterstreet 1]

I'd rather be subject to the rule of a totalitarian government than live in Plato's Republic.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather live in Plato's Republic than be killed by fish.

[LironTheChick 20]

I'd rather be killed by a fish than be killed by a Dinosaur.

[waterstreet 1]

I'd rather be killed by a dinosaur than die of a heart attack on the toilet in dumpy gas station of some bum-hick town.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather die of a heart attack on the toilet in dumpy gas station of some bum-hick town than stare at the sun all day and try not to squint.

[LironTheChick 20]

I'd rather stare at the sun all day and try not to squint than staring at nothingness waiting for my death.

[Hahayoudied 3]

I rather stare at nothingness waiting for my death than to die from too much excitement.