Schulmania

[Korot 6]

Since computer doesn't have GIMP installed and is slower then the first Pentiums, I'll just use the text version.

Screen name: Korot

Preferred name: Korot

Preferred military branch: navy

Also: 20+ pages? Well, now I at least know what is the next thing I'm going to translate.

Regards,

Korot

[Muck308 55]

Awesome.

[Bigbuilder 0]

I'd be happy to help Schulmania in this time of need.

Screen Name: Bigbuilder

Preferred Name: Bigbuilder

Preferred Military Branch: Tactical Response Team (TRT)

[Schulmanator 5,813]

Our first commissioning... you can apply to be in the next graduating class. See the website for details.

[Follarch 327]

Sergeant Archean, 6th Division 114th Regiment Tactical Response, reporting sir!

[SounderBruce 173]

Sergeant Bruce C.G., I Corps 3rd Division 107th Regiment, reporting for duty, sir!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Captain W.P. Schonheit, Royal Schulmania Navy, 2nd Fleet III Squadron Medical.   Woof!

[Wrightguy0 40]

Corporal James "the wolf" Logan 9th division reporting SIR!

[Bigbuilder 0]

Corporal Bigbuilder, 20th Division 153rd Regiment Tactical Response, ready for duty, sir!

[astronelson 339]

I note this agency hasn't had any applications yet...

[His Divine Hand 244]

 Normally I'm the pacifist sort, but after seeing the destruction wrought, those DAM BUGS destroyed Oras, Chevette, Charlesina, and Buenos Ares!  They killed my family, and now I'm going to make them pay!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

The First Fleet of the Schulmauckland Navy, has departed Devonport Naval Base and is now en-route across the Great Western Ocean. 

Click here for images of the fleet.

[jacqulina 162]

excellent work my friends

[Korot 6]

Lieutenant Korot, 2nd Fleet, III Squadron, Royal Schulmania Navy reporting for duty, sir!

Hey, I'm in the same squadron as Prince Schonheit, whose name is, BTW, misspelled in your report. Thought you'd like to know.

Hmm, with the help of the fleet from Schulmauckland, we will surely beat the evil bugs from Queensferry!

Regards,

Korot

[jim 546 43]

Cadet?!? Better than water-boy I suppose...  Looking forward to the air force section of the website being updated.

[Follarch 327]

As you can see, my avatar has put on her helmet and is ready for combat.

When will regiment be shipped out master Schul? Or should I be reporting directly to the Supreme Wirdle?

[Muck308 55]

Sgt. Muckity Muck, VII Corps, 15th Division, 142nd Regiment, reporting for duty, sir!

Psst, everyone keep your uniforms from lying on the bed, even for a second! Maylay nearly furred mine up pretty good.

[Schulmanator 5,813]

Replies for non-applications...

Mayorm Thanks! Your support is appreciated.

Abcvs Your fleet looks formidable. But, my surveillance photos reported a chocolate shop in Devonport. But, I did not see it in your pictures. Is it being disguised to hide the secret weapon (homemade chocolates)?

Archean Excellent! Right now, most everyone is reporting to the new town of Glenwood for military training.

ComputerGuy890100 Come on over... Glenwood is the main destination for new military members.

Abcvs Ahoy! Naval facilities are underway in Cape Eastway and Woods of Wayne. We hope to see you there soon.

Wrightguy0 The barracks are now open in Glenwood. Come on by!

Bigbuilder Great! We need all the help we can get!

Abcvs Godspeed! And may the ambassador's party arrive safe and sound, ready to swat those buggs!

Jacqulina Thanks, Jacky. It is good to have you back.

Korot I am hoping the fleet from Schulmauckland will perhaps gift us with a few ships upon arrival. Perhaps if we bake a really nice casserole they will be inclined to donate...

jim 546 Don't despair! The SNAF is still under development. Once they find something to fly, you will be out and about for sure. Right now, all we have is some hang gliders and a few hot air balloons. We're working on retrofitting the balloons with crossbows. The Office of Military Technology is hard at work to help us out.

Archean  We're reporting to Glenwood for training right now. And then we will begin Operation Swat-A-Bugg!

Muck308   Maylay says that the fur is like kevlar and will protect you in battle. Wear it with pride!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Group Captain Leaci from Academy Training, reporting, sir!

Now, what's a group captain?

[Mayorm 14]

United Provinces of America pledges full support to Schulmania. If needed all branches of its military are at your disposal

[Follarch 327]

Perhaps "mysteriously acquiring military technology" in order to amp up the Schulmanian army?

[jacqulina 162]

its good to be back my friend thanks.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Archean

Perhaps "mysteriously acquiring military technology" in order to amp up the Schulmanian army? quote>

Such as a steam engine that uses red and teal leeches to make the steam which then powers helecopters or airplanes or tanks or ships? Or something a bit more advanced, like anti-gravity propulsion? Or both?

[astronelson 339]

Originally posted by: Leech10

Originally posted by: Archean

Perhaps "mysteriously acquiring military technology" in order to amp up the Schulmanian army? quote>

Such as a steam engine that uses red and teal leeches to make the steam which then powers helecopters or airplanes or tanks or ships? Or something a bit more advanced, like anti-gravity propulsion? Or both?

quote>

Well, if we get a lot of cats to wear buttered toast in their backs, we could make an antigravity propulsion system. Although it may cause a lot of dizzy cats.

Here's a picture that might explain the... "science"... behind this.

[jim 546 43]

How does the butter stay on the toast?  

[SounderBruce 173]

I think that the butter stays on using the cat's charges of static electricity...

...but, as Sergeant Bruce C.G., I think it would be wise for Schulmania's fragile army to inherit a little "help" to make it more technologically even!

[Hester 700]

I enjoyed going to your link regarding the Military. I have to say that coat of armor for the cats..right down to covering the the tail and ears is inspired! That spear...magnificent.

[babiez 0]

lol... what did i run into with the cat thing...nice pictures ot the naval deck

[Schulmanator 5,813]

Sobol Labs is already working on a prototype...

[Hester 700]