Berate one image

[TV-VCR 15]

Originally posted by: The_sanderson The last(TV-CVR) - No coments!Lol!

Here´s mine:

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What the hell are you trying to do? Blind me? That is way too bright. Oh and gee, I guess we don't need concrete under those supports for the overpasses do we? And why on earth would anyone live in a small house next to a bunch of those giant apartment complexes? This isn't Stuart Little, genius. How unrealistic. I imagine that on there, everyone is in the right line on that highway because they're heading towards the exit to get out of Maxisland? Seriously, get more custom BATs! And what's with the crispiness to the image? -13/10

[sakarr 1]

sanderson- my goshhhh. horrid. first, there is obviously a serious traffic problem that needs to be fixed. and then wth is up with the sidewalks? ahahahahaha. i just laugh at that XD

heres mine =]

go for it

[masochist 111]

Back by popular demand (I demanded myself, you see).  Last three pictures:

TV-VCR: Wow...just wow.  I don't think this one needs berating...just knowing that it's causing thousands of people around the world to go blind might be torturous enough for it.  Everything in this picture cries out "Obliterate Me!"...which is funny, because that's exactly what I screamed after seeing it.

-(a number with more digits than characters in this sentence)/-10 - Yeah.  It is that bad.

The_sanderson: Oooh, fresh meat!  Don't know if I've ever berated one of your pictures before; oh well, easily remedied .  First thing's first: I spy grid (good start so far...).  The shadows look more blotches of water on the pavement...I'd remedy that post haste.    Picture's too bright and oversharpened, and the reverse effect does absolutely nothing for it.  You've got a house right next to a res. tower, and your sidewalks don't match at all.  It's like a kid playing with his Legos and putting all of them together in the quickest way possible just to say he built something: you smile, you nod, and you hope he gets a new hobby very soon.

-6.5/-10 - In case you're wondering, yes, I am smiling and nodding .

sakarr: Oh, boy, another U-Drive-It-icon/toolbar fanboy/girl.  Great .  I really like the Maxis towers in your picture ; unfortunately, I don't like the Maxis towers in your picture .  There go some of the coolest default buildings in the game ruined once again by repetition...and the worst thing is that the worse the building looks, the more it's repeated in your picture!  How about making use of that bulldozer, eh?  Speaking of those towers, I wonder how effective that tiny windmill is when stuck between the towers and the coast?  I'm sure it's at its maximum potential there...and I'm sure you planned it that way.  It really is a reflection on your skills as a mayor and city planner...and that's not a compliment.

-8.5/-10 - Repeat after me: "Diagonal roads are my friends...."

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For some payback:

[The_sanderson 6]

Sakar-Repetitive buildings for all!Our life dont have contrast!Maxis like so "pretty"(for dont say ugly).Your roads are with 90 angle...making unrealism.Do you know about what is seawall?

Take it!

masochist-Would you like black?Would you like maxis?

We have a blue abandoned building in your mosaic!

You have too some repettive buildings,and others abandoned buildings.

But it

[ilikehotdogsalot 311]

So it's night and day at the same time? -10/-10!

[The_sanderson 6]

ilikehotdogsalot-In how pic?Mine?

Edit:Forget.

[Hahayoudied 3]

To masochist: Why aren't the buildings lights are on? -5/1-0.

[Explodingsims 3]

Here's what I have to offer:

[doodlea21 31]

Pfft... the textures of that park don't match, and there's an ominous space underneath that bridge (which by the way could do with more traffic). In fact I don't see why you've got two levels of seawalls, since there's nothing on the bottom level. The concrete walls are also upside down.

-8/-10 Have a nice day.

[un1 41]

Explodingsims, horrible gap under the bridge... Don't like the colour of the sea wall.

Here's mine:

Click on the image to see it in full resolution. (The picture is old the quality has gotten worse).

DON'T  rate the fact that the picture quality is bad.

Note: The sea wall is under construction.

Edit: Just here to change the picture size...

[Hahayoudied 3]

The highway looks bad. In real life, most trains can't climb up the railroad ramps. What is with all those maxis buildings? Also, I am pretty sure some of the buildings have been plopped. Last of all, why in the world you would post a unfinished picture of a city? -10/-10.

[fern244 1]

Un1: Ugh, whats with all of those tall buildings? And is that water i see?! Disgusting, terrible! -10/-10!

[seemurray2 21]

Originally posted by: un1 Explodingsims, horrible gap under the bridge... Don't like the colour of the sea wall.

Here's mine:

Click on the image to see it in full resolution. (The picture is old the quality has gotten worse).

DON'T  rate the fact that the picture quality is bad.

Note: The sea wall is under construction.quote>

 

Sea wall?  Don't bother.  That would be like building a wall to protect a pile of dog sh*t.  Maybe if you're lucky a hurricane will come along and wipe this sorry excuse for a city off the face of the Earth! 

[Streetwise 3]

@The_Sanderson: What's up with all those butt-ugly pedestrian tiles? That's waaaayyyyyyy too much concrete for me! And is that green and white stuff mold in the lower left-hand corner of your picture? -7/-10.

@sakarr: Those little, 'choppy-looking' buildings in the lower center of your picture...Gotta go! And that road in the middle of those so-called buildings with no connection to the avenue...you need to learn to finish things you start! And thank you very much for yet another boring old grid!!! -6/-10

@masochist: Oh, God, you make me laugh...or cry(I don't know which one). Do those avenues just go off into space? If they do, I can see why your sims would drive off the edge of the world to get out of that dump!!! -5/-10

@Explodingsims: Those seawalls are just ugly used that way! There's too much concrete in that picture! -5/-10 

@un1: Those tall buildings are too close to the coast and there are too many Maxis buildings! -6/-10.

Now here's the way a REAL city should be built:

Have fun! (I know I sure did LOL)

[Explodingsims 3]

Ugh!! I'm glad something smashed your city and freed those poor sims!!

-9/10

[SIMplMn9 0]

Hey look... its Mayor Maxis... he's at it again! -9/-10

[doodlea21 31]

Something about this image doesn't seem right. I'm just not sure what. Can anyone help me?

[Mickdog 0]

Oh boy, and I wear bifocals! doodlea21, your tracks are running right into the parking lot! LOL! you trying for a mass car crunch?

[neongamer 3]

You're right, something is wrong about the picture. Didn't you ever learn how to press 'G'? And also, try routing your train trakcs into the station. It might help you avoid murder chargers. On second thoughts, I hope you do get sent down for 20 years so itll keep you away from posting crap like this on Simtropolis.

[SIMplMn9 0]

In other news today, the 400, 5:15, 5:45, 6:00, and the 7:15 train crashed into the same parking lot again, killing 15, though in all fairness, most the deaths were done after the thrid train...

This just in, the late 9:00 just made it... into the rubble

[doodlea21 31]

[soyerabtu 0]

Like to play around with the forests - It makes for really interesting shapes and stories for the city and adds a touch of realism.

[Cockatoo 2,262]

Lol! Looks like some fool has transit-enabled that parking lot for rail!

"Hey ma! I told ya not to park the car on the dang train tracks!"

-9/-10 for plain stupidity! I love this thread.

[Yeah_Right 2]

doodlea21: even if this thread was called praise one image, i would still berate that.

what were u thinking! that makes me sick.

[soyerabtu 0]

You call that an Avenue? pff -3 / 12

[Hahayoudied 3]

doodlea21-OMFG, that train looks horrible. Also, were you on crack when planing the rail road tracks and the station? -5/-10

soyerabtu-What is up with all those abandoned buildings? Oh wait, some of the people left the city thanks to your stupidty. Also, why the heck is th major statuim, is right next to the industrial area?

-10/-10

[Mother of Invention 23]

Originally posted by: soyerabtu

Like to play around with the forests - It makes for really interesting shapes and stories for the city and adds a touch of realism.

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PNG File + Abandonment megalaod = Poo Poo City -8.9/10

[Hahayoudied 3]

My main city revisits, again. By the way, the city is so large, that I can't fit it into the picture.

My seaport have just been completed.

[LironTheChick 20]

Hey, look at those repetitive buildings on the first photo, the awful water and the very unplanned bridges by the seaport! -11/-10!

[IDS2 3,436]

be n1c3 1ts m4h b25t c1ty DONT DIS IT 2 BAD!!!!!111

Come on, I'm open, this is the crap that I posted in my first cj, Crossrivers. (Search the forums for it if you feel suicidal or just are an emo eyes and love to bleed from your retinas.) But if you're smarty party, don't do the damage...give me your best worst!