Why should the person above you be banned?

[LironTheChick 20]

For complaining about the number of posts.

[Hamish 1,370]

For having three big smiley faces, like these:   

[Loney 22]

The person above me should be banned for having a motion picture avatar.

[astronelson 339]

For having a very pixellated avatar.

[nerdly_dood 26]

For posting the wrong post number - trainmaster has 449 posts, not 446 - this is a perfectly legitimate post count that is not grounds for him to be banned.

[Za 164]

For having four choices of fruit in his signature

Edit: For having only a smiley for a sig

[Hamish 1,370]

For editing your message.

[Xyloxadoria 1,098]

For having rainbow colors in thier CML.

[simmaster07 1,221]

For daring to ban a moderator.

[Hamish 1,370]

For having a creepy smiley face in your avatar.

[astronelson 339]

Erm... for your own reason.

[Korot 6]

for watching phineas and ferb

[Loney 22]

For having an avatar of the CXL's planet map.

[FloM. 1]

For having an avatar that looks like it's copied of his desktop

[Korot 6]

For posting before I could

[Raysfan16 5]

For posting twice in the same page.

[Loney 22]

For whining about unimportant things.

[WC_EEND 9]

banned for not having a banning smilie

[pagenotfound 53]

banned for having no sig

[FloM. 1]

For believing that "paris" is a codeword

[Trainmaster423 0]

For having a single-digit number of posts.

[Loney 22]

For having a 3 digit post.

[astronelson 339]

For having a blurry avatar.

[LE0 5]

For not going to be around for a while.

[Trainmaster423 0]

For having eyes that look in opposite directions.

[Loney 22]

For complaining about internet speak.

[FloM. 1]

Just for the fun of it

[Hamish 1,370]

Because you think you can

[Risu 0]

They don't.

I, on the other hand, lack self-esteem and, needless to say, any such notability on this forum which I joined.

[Trainmaster423 0]

because Risu is, in fact, TOO awesome and must be banned before he realises it.