Why should the person above you be banned?

[mntoes 271]

Banned for too much gold thread.

[lhrob 213]

Banned for no other reason than the fact that you keep banning people.

[Gannet 34]

Banned for blue and black.

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned for waddle and quack.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned for falling off a horse

[Cefien 361]

Banned for having 555 posts

[jason leo 485]

Banned for having more posts than me but less reps than me.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned to thin the herd.

[Cefien 361]

Banned for being enthusiast

[lhrob 213]

Banned for using a different name on Origin.

[KonstantinII 1,106]

Banned because you changed your profile picture.

[Terring 6,476]

Banned for having a bunny in his signature

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned for having Sky City in your signature

[mntoes 271]

Banned for having no picture in your signature.

[lhrob 213]

Banned for being offline while I'm typing this.

[pineapple132 35]

Banned for being wrong

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned for being a pineapple with eyes.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned because Jupiter is bigger than Saturn.

[lhrob 213]

Banned for having a username that adds up to 30.

[Cefien 361]

Banned for changing your avatar

[lhrob 213]

Banned for changing your avatar

 

Ouch!  KonstantinII already banned me for that reason. 

[Duke87 1,070]

Banned because candy.

[Jt1996 3]

Banned for not banning Ihrob for violating the 2 post rule.

[Kieren Barnett 76]

 

Banned for having less reputation than me.

[jacksunny 741]

Banned for the same reason.

[lhrob 213]

Banned for not telling Kabinator to tell Jt1996 that I wasn't really violating the 2 post rule because I didn't actually ban anyone.

[Kieren Barnett 76]

 

Banned for not banning anyone and for highlighting my name.

[jason leo 485]

Banned for giving two reasons to ban Ihrob.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Banned because I can read and write something like 2000 kanji.

[Kieren Barnett 76]

 

Banned because I am fluent in English, semi fluent in Japanese, and know some French, Malaysian, and Filipino.