How is the person above you going to die?

[RipRap 4,400]

Electrocuted by a malfunctioning microphone.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Death after Trixie medals punched you in the face

[tonyr 926]

Ditto!

[RipRap 4,400]

Death after the chandelier fell on top of him

[Dazzyls 576]

By buying a mac...

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

By being a mac...

[tonyr 926]

Kill by Tonraq's avatar ... the little guy.

[RipRap 4,400]

Death by tonbo giri.

[TZLNCTV 12]

bakercity will die of old age at 98. He'll win the lottery and die the next day.

[tonyr 926]

Alanis killed you ... ! Isn't it ironic?

[TZLNCTV 12]

Tonyr got killed by an Obama .gif.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Incognito

[tonyr 926]

Incognito got you killed.

[airman15 4,113]

U gon b ded. Liek so ded.

[Dazzyls 576]

U die by flying over Ukrain.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

... for wanting somebody to read this ... seriously I didn't ...

[tonyr 926]

Kill by mayorplease! ... rumor has it.

[Prophet42 1,503]

You died from fake smoking.

[Dazzyls 576]

from being a tree who isn't lucky enough to be an ent.

[devlin_76 0]

Mauled to death by an angry Swedish bear.

[tonyr 926]

Killed by Big Bird.

[airman15 4,113]

You were unfortunate enough to take home one of those Good Guys dolls, which happens to be possessed and goes by the name of Chucky.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Killed in a tragic accident when a dragon, supposedly named Toothless, crossed you ... you were unprepared.

[Dazzyls 576]

Killed in a tragic not accident when a dragon from the nazgul crossed you and suddenly Legolas wasn't there to save anyone without physics appllying to him or his bow or anyone around him.

[tonyr 926]

Killed by us! 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

No, only killed by you

[Dazzyls 576]

By being toothless, so you can't eat meat and you don't get enough proteins.

[RipRap 4,400]

Killed by knives during a party.

[tonyr 926]

Eaten as an appetizer during a party.

[Dazzyls 576]

You (mister Barrack(s) ate your fingers, then your arm and the rest of your body followed.