Paraphrastic Elaborations of Vulgar Aphorisms

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Let's see who can decode this one, and give us one to work on:

Refrain from enumeration of feathered progeny until the period of incubation shall have elapsed.

[hym 358]

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

A kinda poor one: Multi-directional impact device.

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

That's a weird one... Uhhh, a bomb?

That ancient city of a southern European capital hath not been constructed and developed in a single turning of the Earth.

[Deever 23]

Rome wasn't built overnight. . . Right?

Arise from slumber and inhale the aroma of freshly brewed caffeine.

[homeandaway 1]

er...smell coffee?

i was only pulling your leg

[LivingInThePast 364]

I was kidding.

And as for mine:

Put physical force twice on the USB input device.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Hit the keyboard again?

Invisible idiot.

[Duke87 1,070]

Out of sight, Out of mind (that was a good one)

That which sets out on a circular path must eventually return to its starting point.

[neongamer 3]

What goes around comes around

The male who feigns amusement last, uses his brain in the least quick manner

[muffinpunk787 1]

He who laughs last, laughs loudest? (or something similar).

One will aquire what one puts forth in bills

[LivingInThePast 364]

Money?

@N_O Body: It was actually double-click the mouse.

Weird kids who think they're depressed and shop at Hot Topic.

[Deever 23]

One will aquire what one puts forth in billsquote>

You get what you pay for.

LivingInThePast: That doesn't ring a bell but. . . Uhh. . . Angst-ridden teenagers?

A sense of security as a result of many individuals gathered together. (you can sum this up in phrase containing just three words)

[DuskTrooper 314]

Strength in Numbers

The resultant waste material dropped from a rectal pore after the digestion of vegetative matter by the digestive tract of a male bovine.

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

To do a poop.

The round red and green fruit does not succumb to gravity a long distance away from the towering organic object cased in bark.

[cityhawk 12]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Cease action and take in the scent of a bright plant.

[JanYpe 17]

Stop and smell the roses.

Inhabitants of domiciles of vitreous formation with lapidary projectiles should make no rash jactation.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Inspect the vicinity prior to saltation.

[hym 358]

Look before you leap.

Let the effects of lavender overcome you before daily retirement.

[LivingInThePast 364]

@Deever: No, it was actually emos, the only non-SimCity thing we can all universally hate.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Originally posted by: hym Look before you leap.

Let the effects of lavender overcome you before daily retirement.quote>

Allow this sweet scent to lure you to sleep.

If one could expire, if one could fall into the arms of Morpheus,  in the arms of Morpheus, maybe hallucinate,  verily, behold the conundrum.

[LivingInThePast 364]

Unbelievable dreams

The city of the son of the wolf was not constructed in 86,400 seconds.

[BurroDiablo 222]

Rome wasn't built in a day

To live with lack of knowledge is to be at peace

[JanYpe 17]

Ignorance is bliss.

The early riser obtains the slender invertebrate.

[LivingInThePast 364]

Early bird gets the worm

Not doing anything is Lucifer's work area.

[Duke87 1,070]

Idle time is the devil's playground

One will obtain more winged insects with a ladle of natural young bee feed than with a vat of acetic acid solution.

[coolotter88 2]

I can't get the phrase correct but it's basically

you'll attract more flies with a spoonful of honey than with a bowl of vinegar

every form of asphalt based transportation infrastructure radiate from a city built on seven hills.

[Joe 90 358]

All roads lead to Rome.

"Liquidated assets rapidly become segregated from a softhead."

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Promenade five thousand two hundred and eighty feet in this person's pedal coverings.

[Voar Tok 4]

"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes"

Eat a special fruit and never grow ill.

[Deever 23]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? (I have a feeling that it's suppose to be something else)

Deceiver, deceiver! Trousers set ablaze! (easy)