I'd Rather...

[Deever 23]

I'd rather go shopping than rub the feet of old folks at a retirement home.

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather rub the feet of old folks at a retirement home than go hunting.

[pickled_pig 7]

I'd rather go hunting than listen to country music.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

I'd rather listen to country music than listen to opera.

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather listen to Opera than go to a real live opera performance.

[pickled_pig 7]

I'd rather go to a real live opera performance than watch American Idol.

[Shinnie02 17]

I'd rather watch American Idol than eat a ton of cookies

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather eat a ton of cookies that have my socks catch on fire spontaneously.

[IDS2 3,344]

I'd rather eat a ton of cookies than listen to muzak.

[Shinnie02 17]

You guys both psoted at the same time so I'll just go with skyfire's one

I'd rather have my socks catch on fire spontaneously than have my shirt catch on fire spontaneously

[thundercrack83 0]

I'd rather have my shirt catch on fire spontaneously than my face catch on fire spontaneously...

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather have my face catch on fire spontaneously than have to listen to another Bjork CD.

[Shinnie02 17]

I'd rather listen to another Bjork CD then listen to birds chirping early in the morning

[thundercrack83 0]

I'd rather listen to birds chirping early in the morning than watch American Idol.

[amal81 3]

I'd rather watch AI than watch E! news.

[Shinnie02 17]

I'd rather watch E! news than smell old socks

[IDS2 3,344]

I'd rather smell old socks than get sick.

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather get sick than write my exams.

[pickled_pig 7]

I'd rather write my exams than play football.

[pilotdaryl 25]

I'd rather play football than play Monopoly.

[Shinnie02 17]

I'd rather play monopoly than play snakes and ladders

[amal81 3]

I'd rather play snakes and ladders than play minesweeper.

[pickled_pig 7]

I'd rather play minesweeper than sniff out live mines in Vietnam.

[IDS2 3,344]

I'd rather sniff out live mines in Vietnam than eat capers.

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather eat capers than eat chocolate covered *****roaches.

[pickled_pig 7]

Don't you love the censor? Even when the word is used in an "appropriate" connotation, it still manages to bleep it out...

(end sarcasm)

I'd rather eat chocolate covered cokroaches (trying to avoid the censor here...) than read J.R.R. Tolkien.

[cityhawk 12]

I'd rather read J.R.R. Tolkien than get chased down by the FBI.

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather get chased down by the FBI than get chased down by the mafia.

[thundercrack83 0]

I'd rather get chased down by the Mafia than do laundry.

[Shinnie02 17]

I'd rather do the laundry than doing the dishes