The Wish Game

[Hamish 1,370]

Wish granted but the hat has a hole in it, the bat is a vampire bat, the rabbit is dead and the Impala has no engine, the wheels have rusted shut, so to have the doors, the windscreen is fully cracked so you can't see out, it no longer has any fuel tank, the seats have been burt to a crisp, oh and did I mention that some one stole the body work?

I wish Calispell's wish came true.

[azndude 1]

Wish granted....But the rabbit gets run over by the the impala when it tries to dodge it when it has a flat.

Then the car crashes in to a gas tanker.

I wish i had tickets to a rush concert.

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

wish granted..... but they cancel last minute,while your in the audience, and ticket master doesnt give refunds....

i wish for a giant banana

[Hahayoudied 3]

Wish granted, but then it was stolen and eaten by a group of hungry people.

I wish that everyone's wishes in this tread actually came true.

[azndude 1]

Wish granted....but something unfortunate happens to everone that wished for something.

I wish that my homework was done.

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

wish granted.....but then a parrot eats it right before you turn it in

i wish for a cj full of comments

[Calispell 0]

Granted, but they're all breaking your heart with nastiness.

I wish that I could hold you now.

[Hahayoudied 3]

Wish granted, but you are holding the wrong person, a eletric fence.

I wish for more wishes.

[GrandCentralParkway 1]

Granted, but you must use them all in the next two seconds.

I wish for the fastest computer in existence and a T3 Internet connection.

[Wrightguy0 40]

Wish granted, but then someone implants DRM on your hard drive thus making the computer useless.

I wish that my stomach would feel better.

[Mother of Invention 23]

Granted,But now your head hurts

I wish that my wish for unlimited money doesn't come true

[Hahayoudied 3]

Wish granted, but it does come true, and you get arrested for sparking a ultra hyper inflation in the world.

I wish for EA to drop dead before they can feed on more customers.

[Hamish 1,370]

Wish granted, but it does actually come true and nothing else stops that.

I wish Gondwanaland was reunited.

[Wrightguy0 40]

Wish granted, but the earthquakes caused by the shifting continents destroy all cvilization

I wis the wish that he just wished would wish itself into oblivion.

[screamingman12 30]

granted, but it comes back in ghost form

I wish I had a wish that could not backfire in any way possible.

[Hamish 1,370]

Nah, who would be stupid enough to grant a wish like that???

I wish for a puppy!

[Hahayoudied 3]

Granted, but then it turned out it was infected with rabies and....

I wish I have never broken my right arm.

[azndude 1]

Wish granted.....but you broke your left arm instead.

I wish I had a new guitar amp that was really good.

[screamingman12 30]

Granted, but it will use 1.21 Gigawatts, and you will go broke paying for electricity.

I wish I could fly!

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

wish granted, but there is a small print clause you missed that only allows you to fly for 30 seconds, and you were up there 31 seconds

i wish for some strawberries

[Hahayoudied 3]

Granted, but they were infected with an unknown type of deadly bacteria, and you die painfully.

I wish for more uncorruptable wishes.

[screamingman12 30]

Granted, you receive a television that broadcasts Barney and Teletubbies 24 hours a day, every day of the week. How's that for uncorruptable?

I wish that cars could levitate and run on fish and chips.

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

granted, although the fish are alive and you are arrested for animal cruelty

i wish for a new computer

[azndude 1]

Wish granted.....But your little brother sprays it with AXE and it short circuts, causing it to blow up.

I wish I my completed homework wasn't eaten.

[Calispell 0]

Granted but then you spill your cup of tea on it and it's totally unreadable.

I wish I had a jack russell.

[Hamish 1,370]

Granted, but it is dead...

I wish for there to be no death at all.

[azndude 1]

Then the world will be overcrowded and we will run out of food and everyone would get really hungry.

I wish I had something better to do now.

[Muck308 55]

I granted that while you were asleep. I guess you missed it.

I wish for more cowbell.

[Calispell 0]

Granted, and there is so much now that it makes you deaf.

I wish I was a heartbeat that never comes to rest.

[Hamish 1,370]

Granted, but where is your body?

I wish for more wishes.