The Wish Game

[yoder7652 21]

granted, but all major underwear sellers decide to begin producing only lead underwear.

I wished I had 3ds Max for batting

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you had to pay a million U.S. dollars for it.

I wish sloppet would come back.

[Ramona Brie 121]

But when he does, he's an admin.

I wish that Arial was replaced with Helvetica on Windows.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, now you just have to get past all the red tape.

I wish my car was red.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it's not from car paint!

I wish I had a tall glass of chocolate milk.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but the milk expired last week.

I wish I had a new computer case.

[octaves 4]

Granted, but you cant fit your computer into it.

I wish my dog could talk.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but only you can understand it, so everyone wil lthink you are insane.

I wish I had a space ship.

[octaves 4]

Granted, But it is invisible so everyone will think you are insane.

I wish I had my own computer...

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it's the oldest computer in existance.

I wish I had my own T.V. show.

[luker91 0]

granted but it is only 1 minute long and airs in antartica...

I wish i could think of a decent wish to wish.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but since I can't grant wishes anymore...

I wish my computer wouldn't crash 5 times a day.

[amal81 3]

Granted, but it would crash only once and slowly die after that.

I wish i could get a new mother board

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but while being shipped to you, it gets cracked in half.

I wish I knew karate.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you don't know it very well.

I wish I had my own house.

[amal81 3]

Granted but it is so dilapidated that the repairs would cost you a fortune.

I wish i knew how to play the guitar well

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but the only place that sells guitars is 500 miles away.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it gets stolen before you ever drive it!

I wish the weather is nice tomorrow.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but it won't be so nice on your birthday or any other holiday which you celebrate!

I wish I could BAT.

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but you can't upload any of your creations, so noone knows you can BAT.

I wish all the bad stuff that amal says is going to happen to my wishes didn't. (really)

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but worse stuff will happen!!!

I wish I could type faster (I type pretty fast anyways!).

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but you will have insomnia for the next three weeks.

I wish it wasn't quite so hot out.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, it is hotter.

I wish I hadn't had so much to eat.

[collgab 10]

granted but the flavor is hoarse liver...

i wish i was not bored..........................................

[amal81 3]

Granted but only for today. after that your boredom will last more weeks to come...

I wish I had a ferrari

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is a Hot Wheels Ferrari.

I wish it would snow all year long.

[luker91 0]

Granted but the snow is full of acid....(watch where you step!)

I wish that Summer was longer...

[owenluby 1]

granted but every summer you travel around the world.... while it's winter....

i wish for a shiny new bike

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted... but it falls apart due to poor craftsmanship... right after it's assembled

I wish I never had to step foot in New England again.

[cityhawk 12]

Granted, but you are forced to leave after one second of being there.

I wish I had a dancing squirrel!