The Wish Game

[luker91 0]

granted, but you have the features of a 70 year old....

I wish that squirrel above me would stop dancing

[pilotdaryl 25]

Yes, but it starts to dance again 12 seconds later.

I wish this post could be edited.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but only when you aren't looking at it.

I wish there were no mosquitos in Canada.

[manman99 2]

Granted, but now Locusts have swarmed in!!

I wish I global warming would end!!

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but only for a second.

I wish I owned Maxis.

[pilotdaryl 25]

Granted.  However, you suddenly disappear and because of that Will Wright owned Maxis again.

I wish you (the_real_simmer_3) had a signature...

You beat me, MsD!  Retake!

Granted.  It doesb't work, though... it's obvious as your CD is cracked apart!iI

I wish the_real_simmer_3 had a signature...

[manman99 2]

Granted, but it talks about you in dirty ways!

I wish I had magical powers!!

[your_adress_here 11]

Ok, but your only spell is to make you lose your magical powers.

I wish I could formulate a wish that can't backfire.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, except your wish is for something you don't want.

I wish I could not go to work tomorrow, but still get paid.

[amal81 3]

Granted but you will be fired the very next day

I wish I could find time to play SC4

[masochist 111]

Granted, but you can't find time for anything else...

I wish I were able to visit the regions and cities from SimCity 4

[defcon pilot 0]

Granted, but Dr. Vu "accidentally" annhilates you with a ray gun.

I wish the world was united under one government.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is run by chihuahuas... think of the chaos!!!

I wish I didn't have to sleep and could stay awake 24/7 without any negative side effects.

[Micah 16]

Granted, but you will be stranded on a deserted island with a soccer ball named Wilson.

I wish I had a nice clean banana without anything wrong with it!

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but you will slip on the peel.

I wish there was something good on TV.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Originally posted by: pilotdarylI wish the_real_simmer_3 had a signature...quote>

 

Actually, I did have a signature until ST upgraded...

Now for the above post:

Granted, but it's canceled.

I wish computers could talk...

[luker91 0]

Granted but they only talk in an alien language...

I wish i could go to the moon and live there...

[sloppet 3]

Granted, but an asteroid is going to destroy the Moon

I wish someone could think of a better game than this one

[owenluby 1]

Wish granted but i cant tell you right now..

I wish i had a new drumkit...

[amal81 3]

No problem, but you want have anything to play the drums with...

I wish i could sleep now...

[sloppet 3]

Granted, but you will never wake up again

I wish The Moon was made of Cheese

[owenluby 1]

Granted but is blue cheese

i wish for a nice fluffy kitten

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Granted, but it bites you every time you try to pet it...

I wish it wasn't so humid...

[amal81 3]

Granted but it will be bitterly cold soon

I wish it would rain for 2-3 days. not more.

[callagrafx 3]

Granted, although the rain creates flash floods

I wish I had an Aston Martin DB9

[sloppet 3]

Granted, but it's in 1:24 scale

I wish I could be God

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Granted, but no one believes you exist

I wish I wasn't so bored lol

[callagrafx 3]

Granted, but now you've the washing, the ironing, the hoovering and the polishing to do.....

"Oh, Oh I wish you were here" (with apologies to Pink Floyd)

[sloppet 3]

Granted, but PinkFloyd banned you

I wish the Chat was alive

[collgab 10]

granted but it dies 10sec later...

i wish for invonerability from everything except things i did not want to be invonerable against!!!