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Land ho! Land HO!!! Please, shut up. You've been saying that for an hour now. Yes sir capt'n. So, what are we going to do with this Metal city? We will take it for the queen and make it ours! Captain, what do you think it will be worth? All the money in the world! The other countries will bow down to our new found power! You heard the captain! Get in the rowboats, and bring the flag! In the Name of Sir Francis Drake, and the Queen, This Metal City is ours! (After getting on the rowboats and climbing up the sea wall...) For the Queen! People passing by began to take notice. Mommy, what are those weird men doing? Just ignore them Sweety. Let's go take Fido to the vet.

(On phone)Ok General Dougan. No, no, go ahead. yes, thanks. Bye. Well, what did he say? General Dougan had a GPS NAVSAT system launched into orbit a few days ago, right after New Yaquina had been completley drained of the flood water. I don't know why this news didn't reach us before, but the rest of the United States...no, the world...is gone. I mean...The land, it's there, but there isn't a single sign of civilization. Do you remember at the begining of that rainy season, and before the drain, those freak lightning storms? Actually, yes, I do. I also remember the earthquake epicenter where the new Observatory up in the mountains used to be. You think there is a connection, right? Not just a connection. A link. Remember the Experimental Gravatic Radiosonic Telometric telescope project I authorized? Not only was that name way too long, but I read over the plans my self. Economics may be my major, but Scientific Engineering was my major for the first two years of college. When I read over the plans, I noticed a loop-hole. I think... No, I know, that what's going on is linked to this. And that meteor in Old Yaquina? When does a meteor the size of a Boeing 767 just pop out of nowhere and hit the Earth? I don't think We're in our own time anymore, I think we've traveled....to the past. Jack ,that's crazy! Time travel isn't possible! Is it? Well, consider this. There are two points in space. Each point is vastly distant from each other. Now, technically, if we could alter the mass of an object in such a way that it would bend space, we could simply jump from one point to the other, as if we were folding a piece of paper, and jumping from one side to the other side, which is now folded to connect with the first side. We could do this with time to, but I don't want to explain it any more than I already have, especially because I can tell you aren't following. The Telescope does the same thing, only with light, so we'd be able to see galaxies that are very far away in their present form, not past form. Well, I understood the folding space part. But time-Travel? You've got to be kidding me. Whatever. if You're right, you're right. Wanna go get some coffee? Yes, Coffee sounds very good.(opens the door) After you, Angela.

Hey guys! It's been awhile, but look for a new update soon. I've recently re-installed, so as soon as I find out what's wrong with Yaquina crashing, I'll post an update.

This is a sexy CJ. Update it soon!

"Welcome to Yaquina Air Force Base. I know it ain't much, but, We like to call it home. Alright soldier, report to your barracks and get suited up. Flight drills start at 0800 hours everyday, and your late." "Yes sir!" Captain James Milwakee (Mill+wacky) ran off to his barracks. and now, some history. Yaquina Air force base is nestled in the small industrial town of Minor Port Yaquina. There also use to be a coal mine southeast of the town, but it was shut down and bulldozed, and the mine tunnels were blasted with dynomite. There is also (obviously) a small port west of the town, connected to the Jicanta River. Next time: The Large Industrial town of Henshaw.

...When you are riding the bus on the bus only street and think "I'm sure glad I got those car-specific road plugins!" (wow, I didn't know this game would get so many replies.)

Mayor's Office, New Yaquina The Mayor's Secretary knocked on his office door. "Mr. Mayor?" "Come in." "Sir...We've lost contact with the outside world." "What?" "Everything outside of Yaquina bay just seems to be...gone." "Wha-How?" "I don't know." The Mayor dialed the governers office. No answer. He dialed the white house. No answer. "Mr. Mayor. What are we going to do? We have no way of knowing what happened. Since the flood, Yaquina International airport has been shut down." "I know, I know. Is New Yaquina Municipal back open yet?" "No sir." "What About the Air force base?" "We haven't recieved any word from General Dougan yet." "Notify me the minute he calls." "Yes sir." Sorry I couldn't show you guys Yaquina Int'l yet. It's just not ready. I'll maybe show you the airforce base instead, but I've got alot of building to do.

Breaking news today from Southern New Yaquina. What Scientists are calling a "Super Typhoon" Has slammed into New Yaquina. The Seawall has failed, and the waters even rose twice as high as the walls, reaching the main city. This "Super Typhoon" crossed the pacific, growing larger, and larger. Eventually, It reached New Yaquina, which has baffled scientists. Frederiksen is predicted to be almost completley submerged by tommarrow morning. Residents are urged to stay away from the main sea body, and out of the subways. New Yaquina Construction specialists are building a large ditch that will connect with the main canal. (Which is flooded at the bottom and middle of the locks) Stay Tuned. Flood produced with the rain tool. it was surprising that I didnt crash, or that none of the buildings were destroyed. However, it destroyed all tunnels in the affected area, and did knock down 1 skyscraper.

F*cking awesoume. continue it soon! PLEASE!

Welcome to Frederiksen! Founded before New Yaquina, It still retains most of it's farms, although there werent many in the first place... Frederiksen is still also very small. Yes, the suberb's are very nice to live in, but many Yaquinans Question how they stay so nice. It is truly a mystery, especialy with the Pastry Stand and the farmers market. Everyone knows that home baked, delicious pastires are EVIL( not really). Frederiksen was founded shortly after the Mantelbruff Farm was finished in 1960. It still retains it's architecture, however, it's lawn hasn't been faring so well. MantelBruff Farms, founded by I. Amm Notahippie, was created so he could produce mass amounts of his favorite vegatable, brocoli. Many Sim doctors reccomend eating I. Amm Notahippie's brocoli, as it will promote a healthy colon. Visit your local market and pick some up today!. Here are some of the newer farms. Sorry about not showing the Main industrial area. It isn't quite ready yet. Next time: Yaquina Int'l Airport, and maybe the industrial area.

This game is simple. Just type something that happens to you when you've played simcity too long. i.e :You know you've played simcity too long when (whatever happens) You know you've played simcity too long when you daydream about los angelas biend anhilliated by a volcano, robots, and earthquakes.