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Oh don't you worry, the old grinchy will scurry...

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Craig-Abcvs

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Oh don't you worry,  

the old grinchy will scurry,

before this wears thin, 

he will be up to his chin,

There are some tricks up my sleeve,

You'd better believe...

(Have you ever seen, in the God mode tools, mister, a wee little icon, with a pic of a twister...) 9.gif

But back to our story, getting ever more gory...

Deep down in the dank,

where the sewer pipes stank,

In the Lord Mayor's cellar,

was that pretty nasty fella. 

The old Grinchy schemed...  

his nightmarish town dream.

He clicked with his mouse,

right under the Mayor's house.

Where was the Mayor did I hear you say?

Driving in his black limo, on that fateful dark day.

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Autosaurus Wrecks!  

He will wring their necks!

With a hiss and a roar, 

The Sims will be no more!

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"I know where I'll start",  

hissed the Grinchy old fart,

Those posh high wealth Sims, 

who seem to be so dim,

They can't find a job, 

so I'll make them all sob.

Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,

then the Sims will all cry, a loud BOO HOO!

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Then the Grinchy did his worst...  

as his pimples all burst,

the monster was found, 

to make a most terrible sound.

With a stomp and a tromp,

he levelled the ground.

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Piles of rubble! 

Now there'll be trouble...

Will the Sims fight back?

With a counter attack?

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What will the Sims do?  Before we are through?

 

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 Author's Commentary:   Uh oh...  I think the Grinch may have clicked his clicker once too often....

If you're gonna make a mess someone is sure to get mad!

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zane900: 
Still contemplating whether characters are purely fictional.

Schulmanator: 
I hope 'tis not a ruse
Clever to confuse

About what you'll post
If the town will be toast

Will a tornado whirl?
Will the earth stand still?

It is hard to say
about which way
the town's fate will sway

But, in a pinch
Bet on the Grinch

kj3400:
I've thought and I've thought and I then thought some more
I thought-thinked and think-thoughted till my thought-thinker was sore.
But not for even for the life of me
could I see why this CJ was so funny.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
you've got your town in a pinch
and you will not sing your hideous song
till your town is destroyed and gone.

I know I said I wouldn't rhyme again
but I'm too distracted to see how this will end.

Smarty218:
Oh that terrible beast
Has made quite a feast
And those poor sims must now wonder
Who is the beast
Who made them the feast
And tore their lives asunder?

Guess what they may
And wonder all day
And maybe into the next
For think as they might
They can't really fight
The thing that has them so vexed

Schulmanator:
The monster he did attack
The townsfolk are taken aback

Wouldn't it? Couldn't it? Shouldn't it be great
If the townsfolk retaliate?

With pitchforks and torches and spears sharp and shiny
They'll get The Grinch and and make him whiny

They'll duct tape him to a big ol' chair
Prop open his eyes so he'll be aware
of revenge so cold and hard to ignore:
10 years of watching Barney the Dinosaur!
 

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