The Grinchy City Planner - A Cautionary Tale (Classic)

 Author's Commentary:   Uh oh...  I think the Grinch may have clicked his clicker once too often....

If you're gonna make a mess someone is sure to get mad!

Sorry you lost me now.

Classic Replies:

zane900: 
Still contemplating whether characters are purely fictional.

Schulmanator: 
I hope 'tis not a ruse
Clever to confuse

About what you'll post
If the town will be toast

Will a tornado whirl?
Will the earth stand still?

It is hard to say
about which way
the town's fate will sway

But, in a pinch
Bet on the Grinch

kj3400:
I've thought and I've thought and I then thought some more
I thought-thinked and think-thoughted till my thought-thinker was sore.
But not for even for the life of me
could I see why this CJ was so funny.
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch,
you've got your town in a pinch
and you will not sing your hideous song
till your town is destroyed and gone.

I know I said I wouldn't rhyme again
but I'm too distracted to see how this will end.

Smarty218:
Oh that terrible beast
Has made quite a feast
And those poor sims must now wonder
Who is the beast
Who made them the feast
And tore their lives asunder?

Guess what they may
And wonder all day
And maybe into the next
For think as they might
They can't really fight
The thing that has them so vexed

Schulmanator:
The monster he did attack
The townsfolk are taken aback

Wouldn't it? Couldn't it? Shouldn't it be great
If the townsfolk retaliate?

With pitchforks and torches and spears sharp and shiny
They'll get The Grinch and and make him whiny

They'll duct tape him to a big ol' chair
Prop open his eyes so he'll be aware
of revenge so cold and hard to ignore:
10 years of watching Barney the Dinosaur!