Neighbors:  A lot of little here and there to report, yet I'll delve back into the traffic just to get it out of the way.  Getting out of the way seems to be a problem these days.  One big tie-up was caused by a new Ferrari and a reluctance to accelerate (true, happened on the turnpike).  We start with Timboh's Pentagon Intersection which, if minds are in gear, flows mighty fine... except when this happens -- 

Yes, friends a tie-up preventing your customers from getting to your business expediently.  Now, lets look at Ashton

The Autobahn style roundabout intersection feeds the industrial/commercial complex while the modified cloverleaf with roundabout feeds our residence.  Takes a ton of traffic out of sight and a cacophony away from hearing while business and residence enjoy the bountiful terra firma.  We'll take a closer look at the industrial problem/solution... sorry, got an urgent request for a meeting about our new baseball stadium and entertainment spot.

I appologize for this hasty exit.

Be right back...

Mayor (Acting) Haylo Stachoo