Greetings J. Garnerians!  I trust we all exited the year with our homes, businesses, jobs and playthings intact?  Our police and fire departments were particularly aware of safety issues during this time.  Ya’ll saw the fire trucks (and it is a Ferrara not a Ferrari) making courtesy calls to areas of former intense activity.  The Volvo, Mercedes and Sepji Lader add to the growing list of vehicles tending to our city.

From the predicament of “Not Enough Buyers for Product,” Industry agreed to allow Commercial to occupy land normally developed for mining or extraction.  This arrangement seemed to work, after the extraordinary rebuilding of the Industrial areas, but tax receipts suffered immeasurably.  With the investigation complete the first and second cause for the predicament was sabotaged railroad tracks and impossible traffic jams preventing timely deliveries.  While traffic is indeed heavy the industrial/commercial service by underground highway has made timely deliveries a certainty.  The demand for expanded services (and we really need the Donut Mall, such fun!) will help us relocate Commercial into adjacent areas and leave Industry to maximize its capability.  An ongoing project I’m sure!

We have noticed visitors to our fair city have this incomprehensible habit of wearing a hat indoors.  The only person allowed to wear a hat indoors in J. Garner is a jester during his performance.  Because no laughter or appreciative clapping follows the visiting “jester” we conclude he be a dolt.

Mayor (Acting) Haylo Stachoo