As voices continue to wish for a smaller community, the same voices rejoice with each new addition the city is able to offer.  When the proposal for the Guggenheim Museum and Koothrappali’s Satellite Dish came to a vote, all hands were in the air and not one dissension.  Along with Koothrappali’s dish an anonymous donor sent a request for the DB Cooper Forestry College to be added to the Cim State College campus and just under the wire was the Wolowitz Applied Science Center.  We heartily welcome these additions and are ecstatic that our students and continuing education enthusiast’’s can find their knowledge base here in J. Garner.

Strangely, on the heels of the DB Cooper Forestry College proposal a consortium from Evergreen approached with an impact study for a stretch of land just up the hill from the Cim State College.  We all eagerly accepted the study and gave a nod for development.  How surprised we were to find Evergreen is a subsidiary of Foggy Heights solely intent on the extraction of ore.  We have no recourse and Evergreen did submit and adhere to all requirements.  The good news about this is we have exceeded 100,000 occupants for our city.  With our block captains demanding to be rezoned to a higher capacity, the days of small town are over.

You may have noticed the very diverse architectural styles popping up around J. Garner.  The bid process is not limited in J. Garner and proposals from around the world are shaping the skyline of our city.  Pretty soon it will be difficult to say whose shoreline we actually belong to!

Stay safe, mind your “p’s” and “q’s” and carry the whole nine yards.

Mayor (Acting) Haylo Stachoo