Blessed Easter [18]

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Entry posted by PhatHead · April 20, 2014

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The New Year brought with more work for the government. Since the population is almost at eight million the governor and the three county commissioners had a very busy meeting half way through January. Our state now has 144 cities, which is 58% of the total number of cities. Easter is here and God’s mercy and grace filled everyone’s hear. There was Easter prayer service. There is roughly 4.1M Power production, with 1.8M for Central County. There is roughly 21.2 M water production, with 9.6 Million for Central County. There is roughly 116K garbage units collected, with 55k for Central County. There are now 22 universities with 54 campuses. There are 6 colleges in northern Phatifornia. There are 21 colleges in Central Phatifornia. There are 17 colleges in Southern Phatifornia. There are 375 elementary schools, and 92 high schools to round out most of the education of the state. There are 120 Police districts, with 334 buildings. There are 144 Fire Districts, with 769 buildings. There are 144 medical districts, with 424 buildings. The top three are in the 200K range. The cities from four to 24 are in the 100K. Where oh where will our little story go next?

Radio Program

Today’s highlighted program is “Who wants to be saved?” Hosted by Jack Martin.

The three contestants all wrote a three-page letter for why they should be saved. Tonight’s three contestants are Sally Zackary, of Meep Meep, Katie Jones of Cross Ville, and Luke Sandsleeper of Boyes Ballon. The five judges reviewed the three letters and then rated them. Then the host stated, “Well folks, we have a winner Sally, then Luke, and finally Katie.”

State Budget

Income 5,878,269 Expenses 5,632,852

Projection State Population 13,374,497

We have a different look on the “Easter Egg Hunt” concept. First thing the morning of Good Friday there are dozens of Easter Eggs covering all 33 country clubs. Everyone picks an Easter Egg and then holds it close to their heart to cleanse their soul, and then they place the egg in their basket. Once their soul is cleans the basket is taken to the city park for the final destination.

Friday night all the baskets from the entire state are flown to the cross in Heavenly Hills and place at the base of the cross. Then Easter Sunday morning the baskets and eggs are gone.

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Focus City

Blanco has a population of 163,381 founded 4/18/1852. Mr. Allen Blankovich received so many votes that the county clerk office abacus ran for 64 hours. The city uses 38K, power 236K water, and produces 342 garbage units. Blanco’s educational system has a university, a college, four elementary schools, and a high school, a library, museum and one private school. The city provides 4 police stations, 12 fire stations, and 5 hospitals. The town also has 42k commercial jobs, and 51k industrial jobs. It has an airport, zoo, baseball stadium, soccer field, and country club too. Its zip code is 91632. Its phone exchange is 500 – 890 – 896. Blanco receives it utilities from City 138.

Cities

Phatamento, Casa Quesadilla, Pillsbury Town, Karp City, Wood Vill, Year Hear, Phatidious, Hey Hey, Fletcher City, Worker City, Hair, Rules, Monster City, Jerome, Kool City, Eighties,Peter Place, Jehosiphat, Mt. Phatta, Atkins Valley, Sam Town, Toasted Towne, Lake Angel, New Springfield, Monder, Maggie Ville, Ben Think’n, East’r, Fresh Towne, Fish’n ,Town, I Coast, Hazard City, EmPhatic, Fort Marzipan, Genesis, Burn Phone, Dersun City, Ted Heights, Highest, Silver Side, Topped, Ponzi Acres, Cosmosis, Dos City, Mandelbratwurst, Ranger, Peyton Valley, Buckeye, Love, Wyndough Township, Santa Jilliana, Peek Fork City, InPhanta Real, Pirate Creek, Smart Town, Slider Ville, Harper, Foot Laker, Carrotsburg, Murkle, Zion, Moxy, Oak Point, Dirkenburg, Quack Valley, Meep Meep, Scootle Ville, Acme Anvils, Chattering Chimpmucksvill, Port Angel, Trilogy, Jolly Towne, Lissy Towney, Spoon Town, New Fudd City, Watermelon Farms, Left Out, Century, Forest Town, Melton Township, Heavenly Hills, Musk Kity Phat’n, Dawg Ville, Foster Vill, Reeseville, West Hershey, Rolo City, Carmel Falls, Gravitation, Rancho Malt, <uki Cyty, Rancho Carroll, San Edo, Golden Rod, Puero Matteo, Hill Town, Dawg Lake, Monster Villa, Hammer, Trufflebury, Phatiform Falls, Hummingbird Haven, Griffith Park City, Bell, Kathryn Kity, Gray Hall, Narducci Township, San Sonata, Knife Vill, Rocky, Clock City, Two Too Town, Cross Ville, Slick City,

Snickersburg, Glory Acres, Boyes Balloon, YuleLog City, Town O Tinsel, Praying Peace, Coco Lot A, Pond Place, Hubbard Highest, Bolder, Ausume, Dawg Hill, Sky High, Rock en, Blanco, Lockenburg, Phat Cove, Party Plaza, Fiesta Terrance, Celebration Station, Dunik Downs, Tailor Made, Anderson Township, Lee’s Valley, O Burn, Rich Friends, and Zee Place.

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