Make a wish un-corruptable!

[velrox 39]

I'm sorry, is there a duplicate?

from "a popular TBG".

this is like Corrupt-A-Wish, except we share a single wish, and it must be un-corruptable. first, a person posts a wish, the next person gets to corrupt it. then, the next poster modifies the wish so it is immune to the corruption above. if you want to corrupt it, but you don't have ideas, you say it is not corruptable.

rules:

1. You cannot change the base wish. If you say "I wish I was good at RHW", you can't change it to "I wish I was good at region-building". However, you can only say "I wish I was good at RHW that doesn't limit me to RHW-4", if the pervious corruption said "Granted. You can only use RHW-4".
2. Your corruption must be relevant to the wish. If it says "I wish I was good at RHW", you cannot say "Granted. It is impossible to build a region"
3. Your modified wish should keep the previous corruptions from happening. e.g: "I wish I was good at RHW that doesn't limit me to RHW-4 and it is updated to the latest NAM and latest version", you cannot say it is corrupted: "Granted. You're using NAM 1" and "Granted. You have the first version"
4. The specific corruptions "Granted, but it's only [small percentage - e.g. 0.0001%] more/faster/stronger/etc", "Granted but only for [small amount of time - e.g. 0.0001 milliseconds]", and "Granted, but in a parallel universe" are not allowed because they are unimaginative and could apply to anything
5. Be imaginative. Don't repeat previous wishes.
6. The 2-post rule applies here.

Spoiler

You shouldn't copy the example game.

Michael: I wish I was good at RHW.

Lydia: Granted. You're using the first version.

Michael: I wish I was good at RHW and it is updated to the latest version.

Karl: Granted. You're using NAM 1, in which the version doesn't support.

Michael: I wish I was good at RHW and it is updated to the latest NAM and latest version.

Lydia: Granted. You can only use RHW-4.

Michael: I wish I was good at RHW and it is updated to the latest NAM and latest version, and it doesn't limit me to RHW-4.

Spoiler

If your base wish listed here, this means you cannot use it when you're creating a new base wish.

I wish I was good at RHW

And we start this TBG-inspired game with this wish!

I wish I was good at RHW.