Woman swallows phone

[Micah 16]

Woman swallows cell phone to end fight

Lovers

[Fischbob 9]

WHAT???

[toxicpiano 125]

Only in america...

this kinda reminds me of the guy who kept a gun and a phone next to his bed, and one night the phone rang and he went to pick up the phone (dazed) and shot himself.

[guinea 31]

i read about this earlyer ... came up on my Gmail Random weird news of the day things

only in america lol

[lilbrownsuga5 1]

haha wow...

[MsD 0]

Date: 12/24/2005 11:43:50 AM Author: toxicpiano

Only in america...

this kinda reminds me of the guy who kept a gun and a phone next to his bed, and one night the phone rang and he went to pick up the phone (dazed) and shot himself.

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and only in Missouri, Ha!

[DuskTrooper 316]

Looks like cell phones really do mess your brain up....

[wolverine 12]

L O L, that is hilarious.

[the_new_simman 5]

That's just plain odd..I bet he broke up with her.

[Hanson784 165]

That's really strange. What in the world would give her the notion she could swallow any kind of phone? I guess she takes cartoons literally or maybe her boyfriend is a sword swallower.

Reminds me of the commercial for Cingular Wireless where a dog ate a cell phone and it rings in his stomach.

[DuskTrooper 316]

Date: 12/24/2005 12:08:10 PM
Author: the_new_simman
That's just plain odd..I bet he broke up with her.

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Yeah, I don't think the esophagus would allow for very good reception.

We need to talk...you're breaking up..we're breaking up...

[gggg 9]

lol

 

how dumb can she be to do that...?

ahhh..

only in america.

[vidioman 21]

I can't breath!

Call 911!

NO! *swallows phone*

ghhhghkkkhghkgkg

[toxicpiano 125]

you might joke about it now, but it could happen to anyone at anytime, and there is a 95% chance it will. We are all in dnager of death.

Piano Says: always check what you are putting in your mouth!

[sloppet 3]

As always vidioman is laughing at others

[Mikeaut1 261]

What a weird story!! She swallows the phone? If I was her, I would take a hammer and beat the phone so no one can use it, not swallow it... But that's a story!!

[vidioman 21]

Date: 12/24/2005 2:01:13 PM
Author: sloppet
As always vidioman is laughing at others

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Yes, I'm such a bad person.

[MsD 0]

Date: 12/24/2005 2:01:13 PM Author: sloppet As always vidioman is laughing at others

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Why not.  If they are that dumb I say laugh at them.

[sloppet 3]

wise people don't laugh at the dumb one...

[vidioman 21]

Date: 12/24/2005 2:22:38 PM
Author: sloppet
wise people don't laugh at the dumb one...

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I wasn't laughing at you or her. It was mocking. Quite different, as it wasn't I who was doing the laughing, but rather the reader.

[hym 358]

I'm suprised she didn't wind up choking to death; a cell phone is far larger than your esophagus.

[toxicpiano 125]

Date: 12/24/2005 2:07:46 PM Author: MsD

Date: 12/24/2005 2:01:13 PM Author: sloppet As always vidioman is laughing at others

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Why not.  If they are that dumb I say laugh at them.

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yes exactly. wow i read the thread title and new it was an american. you could never ever assume any person from any other nation would do that.  (although there is a tiny possibilty it might happen in germany.

[sloppet 3]

lol, i was only joking

[zmveliger 16]

I wonder what it would have done if the telephone started to vibrate...

[MsD 0]

Date: 12/24/2005 3:00:33 PM Author: zmveliger I wonder what it would have done if the telephone started to vibrate...

HaHaHa!!!!! Now that is funny. '); height=15 alt=Insert smilie src=https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/images/smilies/17.gif width=85 border=0> That's what you would call an inside call!  I better not say any more!'); height=15 alt=Insert smilie src=https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/images/smilies/3.gif width=15 border=0>

 

 

Man I'm in a naughty mood today.

[Fairlane500 8]

Date: 12/24/2005 2:06:46 PM Author: Mikeaut1 What a weird story!! She swallows the phone? If I was her, I would take a hammer and beat the phone so no one can use it, not swallow it... But that's a story!!

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Wow, that sounds like my Chemistry teacher. Every year, I guess, the first cell phone he sees, he takes and puts on his desk, whips out a hammer, and BAM! He hits the desk right next to the device.

 

I've suggested he goes and gets some old phones from a thrift store, and plants them to actually smash.

 

As for the woman swallowing the phone, I guess it gives new meaning to when someone pleads But my phone is life.

[vidioman 21]

I don't love you any more!!!!! *eats phone*

[the_new_simman 5]

Date: 12/24/2005 4:32:34 PM
Author: vidioman
'I don't love you any more!!!!!' *eats phone*

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I don't wanna be there when it comes out the other end. Ouch!

[Easy Bakes 253]

So Um How did he call 911 if she swallowed the phone?

 

 

 

[Micah 16]

I wonder what the boyfriend was thinking? Wait no... wrong question... I wonder what she was thinking?!?!?