A question for every answer

[Duke87 1,070]

Here's how this works. You post a question that could be answered by the 'answer' that the person above you posted. For instance:

 

Person A:  A: Simtropolis.

Person B:  Q: what is the best online comunity out there?

                   A: It causes laughter.

Person C:  Q: What does a good joke do?

etc....

 

So, to start think of a question that would respond to mine, and post your own statement that could be an answer to another question.

 

Obey the 2 post rule or you shall be smitten by cute chibi Megaman character plushies!

 

Anyway, to start:

 

A: It's nice and squishy.

[K_m_H 0]

What is dubyas head like? err

answer: it's probably gone by now

[simwario 95]

What is the rain? (At least makes sense here)
It feels very warm and gentle.

[greedygreg 1]

neat idea for a game...

 

to answer the above: what does a blanket feel like?

 

its very spicy.

 

 

[DuskTrooper 314]

What is John Kerry's last meal?

It is orange, has spikes, and eats everything it sees.

[ginchael 1]

What's a horrible monster in a B horror film look like?

Computer paper.

[Duke87 1,070]

Q: What is one thing you shouldn't shove into your CD drive?

 

A: You can't prove anything!

[Superstar 69]

Q: Why shouldn't you ask a question with no answer?

 

A: It seems to be bigger than me ()

[K_m_H 0]

Q: why is Superstar affraid of any Megastar?

A: Because I just feel like it.. ok.

[Zeddic 3]

Q: Why are you always singing in the rain?

A: A giant pumpkin.

[masher 3]

What did you have for breakfast?

It's blue and fluffy

[vidioman 21]

What comes out of the pumpkin patch on hallowe'en night, and gives treats to all the good little girls and boys?

 

It's not THAT big, seriously!

[DuskTrooper 314]

What did we throw off of the penthous suite balcony?

A: it explodes with great force!

[Superstar 69]

Q: What happenes when you turn on a bomb?

 

A: It is the lowest thing that stands on earth

 

 

[dudyconstructor 43]

Q: where is the lowest thing on earth?

A: somewhere superstar knows

[dev 47]

Where does superstar live?

I would like to orange one please

[Carpman 0]

What colour ST thong would you like?

 

Just shoot the largest over my way.

[Duke87 1,070]

Q: *shady Voice* Hey, dude...... wanna buy an artillery shell?

 

A: that's not funny.

[simmax 0]

Do you see this chap, over there, with the face covered with pimples?... what do you think?


A : I don't give a ****.

[K_m_H 0]

Q:Why do you use such language?

A: Because a man from China did the same thing.

[Duke87 1,070]

Q: Why are you eating a dog?

 

A: Because physics said so.

 

(dogs are a delecacy in china, I believe..)

 

simmax: please don't use *'s to blurt out swear words. It's not any better than swearing, I believe modmins have said that many times.

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

Q:  Why does a ton of feathers fall at the same velocity as a ton of bricks?

 

A:  A really big one.

 

Simmax, no masking swear words.

[dev 47]

SO what kind of victory do you think Ralph Nader will have?

 

 

That is an abomination!!!!

[Duke87 1,070]

Q: Did You know that Bush won re-election?

(sorry, I had to...)

 

A: blue! ... No, Yell-oooooooooooooowwwwwwwwaaaaaagghhhh!!!!!!

[Superstar 69]

Q: What is your favorate color?

 

A: I went out and slipped on a banana

[Cactaur55 0]

Q:Why are you so embarrassed?
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Doh! I just lost my favorite city! Shazbot!

[guinea 31]

are  you looking for something?

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billy has toe cheese with blue bits in it

[ginchael 1]

What the heck is THAT hideous pile of filth?

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Richard Simmons' Sweatin to Books on Tape!

[Fairlane500 8]

What is number 2 on the list of most burned video tapes?

 

It smells like marmots and cauliflower.

 

EDIT: BTW, I meant burned as in tossed into a flaming pit, not copied.

[wbelac 0]

Q: What does your breath smell like?

A: What is that in your hand?!?!?