Survive the Above's Attack

[Terring 6,476]

Good think I had a plan B, building a pocket time machine to bring me back to my age.

Incoming meter strike!

[TheMurderousCricket 5,112]

Reinforced bomb shelter at my previous military workplace. 100% safe!

Consider this - you find yourself inside a sprawling maze which goes on for miles.

You are locked there with the world's most boringest ghost which roams around the place. You hear his echoing moans - "Why do all the girls prefer hot boys?", "I went to an orthodontist on Monday", "I like to drink dilluted milk".

You only have a box of matches, a soap and a screwdriver with you. What do you do?

[TG24 355]

On 8/10/2022 at 2:45 AM, TheMurderousCricket said:

Reinforced bomb shelter at my previous military workplace. 100% safe!

Consider this - you find yourself inside a sprawling maze which goes on for miles.

You are locked there with the world's most boringest ghost which roams around the place. You hear his echoing moans - "Why do all the girls prefer hot boys?", "I went to an orthodontist on Monday", "I like to drink dilluted milk".

You only have a box of matches, a soap and a screwdriver with you. What do you do?

I throw to him the matches and with the screwdriver i break the wall and i kept the soap  

NOW, you need to survive a Tsunami, Earthquake, A Nuclear WAR AND A BLACK HOLE!

[wallabra 2]

Simple! Jettison into space at the speed of light, and at an angle that avoids the black hole's event horizon.

But now you have been locked into a crazy girl's basement, and she's upstairs making food (whilst toting her all powerful heat-seeking rocket launcher.) I dare you escape!

[TheMurderousCricket 5,112]

15 hours ago, wallabra said:

But now you have been locked into a crazy girl's basement, and she's upstairs making food (whilst toting her all powerful heat-seeking rocket launcher.) I dare you escape!

I wait till she brings me food and try to escape. As she tries to fire her RL, I toss the freshly-prepared, hot food at her so the missile makes a 180 deg. turn and blows her up!

(But not before giving her a kiss of death of course).

This should be and easie - it's a middle of the Winter, you are lost in the woods and there is a lot of snow all around. You only have a pencil, a rusted knife, frozen milk carton and a paperclip on you. What do you do?

[TG24 355]

Well, i would need to use the rusted knife  to open my soap, which contained a cellphone and call a taxi.

PD: I keep everything else.

NOW, you have to survive being trapped for veintiocho (28) years in a titanium-enforced steel box that's under 593 feet!

You have a clay shovel, a plate of cookies with milk and a laptop with my Simcity4 savegames.

[TheMurderousCricket 5,112]

In this case, I study your savegames for 28 years, looking for clues and a secret code that opens the box's secret hatch. Then, I enter the secret code to open the confinement and use milk and cookies for sustenance as I climb my way to freedom.

Before that, however, I smash the laptop with a shovel and destroy your savegames in revenge. 

Now, someone ties you up under the roof of a gym. There are some basketball and badminton players and cheerleaders looking at you. Do you ask them for help to "shoot you down" with their balls and shuttlecocks, risking a painful fall from height? Or do you have a better idea?

 

[SIM-ple Jack 17,451]

On 12/25/2023 at 11:13 AM, TheMurderousCricket said:

In this case, I study your savegames for 28 years, looking for clues and a secret code that opens the box's secret hatch. Then, I enter the secret code to open the confinement and use milk and cookies for sustenance as I climb my way to freedom.

Before that, however, I smash the laptop with a shovel and destroy your savegames in revenge. 

Now, someone ties you up under the roof of a gym. There are some basketball and badminton players and cheerleaders looking at you. Do you ask them for help to "shoot you down" with their balls and shuttlecocks, risking a painful fall from height? Or do you have a better idea?

 

Spoiler

 

, and watch you fall up a flight of stairs to your death, when you go to meet him*.          *(it runs in the family, you see)

[Prophet42 1,503]

By His grace and mercy He saves me. 

You suddenly materialize naked on the surface of Venus.  You have less than a second to live and nobody knows were you are.

[TG24 355]

I use an old teleporter from a playthrough i did to the Henry Stickmin saga, and so I clip to the surface and then traverse the universe, just to appear at your house, and steal all your valuables, leaving behind a 26 head giraffe in your doorstep.

So now, I bring you to a secret city I made in a dream, and lock you in a very empty house, while I start a machine that freezes you in 0.00000000000000000000000001 seconds (less than the average 0.215 seconds to even react) so YOU can die. You only got a stick and a clip, What are you gonna do? 

[TheMurderousCricket 5,112]

Nothing. I'm so hot (both physically and from the current heatwave) that your machine will make me lukewarm at best and will be a welcomed change.

You are now stranded on a space station with an assortment of indestructible robots that mistake you for an intruder due to a mysterious software malfunction. They are very slow moving but deadly. What you gonna do?

[raynev1 1,887]

I will take my handy dandy Leatherman tool and disect as many as possible.

I unlikely survived, now the headless robots are really mad and took my Leatherman tool to destroy the human race.