If SimCity4 were real life...

[FreewayofFlight 41]

I've got more!

-Skyscrapers would remain undamaged by tornadoes while smaller buildings get torn to shreds.

-Everytime the 'Mayor' would get in a bad mood they could wreak havoc on their helpless Sims without ever getting into trouble.

-Freight trucks can clog roads while a railroad to a Seaport would remain unused.

-The mayor can throw government money out of his limo and not be investigated

-Everytime a disaster hits a thin red line would appear around the city till the crisis has past.

[Constantina 5]

Here is a good one;

All the city borders would be an equalateral square in shape, nicely managed!

EDIT: Oh, my first ever post to start a new page. Welcome to Page 3!

[horg 0]

nice try but i already said the border one

[SC4 meister 7]

Date: 12/6/2005 5:56:22 PM Author: matsture If SimCity was real life there would be a folder in heaven containing so many plug-ins, it would have taken God aproximately seven days to start up the whole world.

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Oh man....that one was pure genious, genious I tell you.ROFL  Nice thread everybody...now, let's see, I've gotta be able to think fo something.

 

If SC4 were real life the monthly consumpsion of donuts by polices officers would be public knowledge.

If SC4 were real life you would always live in fear of the city going into debt because the mayor would then buil a missile launch pad or a toxic waste dump perhaps right next door, or worse, right on your door, which would instantly vanish.  You would then live in fear of said missile range misfiring and blowing up downtown.

Sorry, that's all I have right now, I just got up, what can I say?

 

[marijntjo 0]

If SC4 would be real life I wouldn

[Jerebannus XVI 7]

If Simcity was real,

 

In a big city with lots of buildings and lots of people, time would so slow even if the mayor decided to run it at rhino speed,

 

Also a ctiy could characteristics from Houston, New York, Chicago and Europe and still be located in the middle of nowhere.

[ILL Tonkso 1,239]

If SC4 was real i would be a highly paid architect like Sir Norman Foster

[DuskTrooper 316]

If SC4 were real life...

hehehehe....

This would be my kingdom:

Click here to view it

[whizard 45]

The mayor could destroy the city with the Jet Plane, Tank and Attack Chopper and then not save it, which would be somewhat confusing to the good citizens...

Dan

[1dera3 29]

If SC4 was real life, civiv buildings would pop out of nowhere.
And it would always be partly cloudy outside.

[cityhawk 12]

If Simcity 4 was real life,

1) All houses and buildings wouldn't have to be connected to a water pipe to receive water.

2) There would be no sewage system.

3) The city regions would just be big blocks suspended somewhere in deep space.

4) People would appear and disappear at any given time.

5) The mayor controls every aspect of peoples' lives.

6) The Empire State Building (or any other landmark) could be built in the middle of a very rural area.

7) Wars couldn't be waged between two or more regions.

You could ask people anything and only get bubbles with certain images coming out of the person's

    head.

[hyped_up_boy 15]

... a guy named Bob would own a hundred grease pits and a girl named Carrie would own a hundred used car lots

... dumpsters would be taller than 3 cars stacked on top of each other

... if left unchecked, a certain building would be constructed several dozen times

... 14 people could live comfortably in a 2 story house

[A199999999 0]

if sc4 were real..

 

-there would be more kenner Dinner Theaters and Depisses Diners than people.

 

-cars and boats would disipear when they ran into a obstruction.

 

-mountians could be made in days but garbage dumps could never be gotten rid of.

 

-the mayor could control:the police,fire trucks,the building of every thing in the world,and know how to drive any train,boat,car,and airplane in the world.

[espiegs 0]

if simcity were real life...

-giant cement trucks would appear out of nowhere and immediately turn your car into a blazing inferno

-you could hit seventeen cars before blowing up, but if there's a red arrow above your head, you bump into one other thing and you blow up.

-there could be 5000 cars on a one-way street in an hour, but no gas stations anywhere

-the only sports on a professional level are baseball and soccer, and basketball and tennis on the street.

-you never have to land a helicopter

-you can build an elementary school next to a casino.

-it costs only

[GDDan 4]

If SimCity was RL...

A busy international airport could be surrounded by 100+ story skyscrapers and still function properly.

 

On Christmas day snow would cover the landscape, even though not one slowflake fell from the sky.

 

Every city in the world would have palm trees (unless you have the no-palms mod).

 

The Empire State Building, The Bank of China Tower, World Trade Center, Petronas Twin Towers, Sears Tower and The Great Pyramids could all be completed in one day.

 

A meteor could go right through a building and not even damage it.

 

You could look into the windows of the Empire State Building and see right through it (anyone ever noticed that in SC4? Or is it just mine?)

 

If the citizens of a city don't like the mayor, they turn over blue 1957 Chevrolets and set buildings on fire.

 

And, if SimCity 4 was real life, it'd look something like this .

[DBrasil 0]

wow, I can see the PEG's Channel, and the ground highway!! Is there and eye-candy underbridge channel over there? ehuaeheuheu \o/ nice pic of real-life simcity

[Firebird 40]

Huge chunks of space rock could fall from the sky and invadors from space would use Dr. Vu's patinted distruct-o-ray to distroy block after block of your city, then, with a push of a button, the city was as if nothing had ever happened.....

[Firebird 40]

[iquere 2]

At a highway that ends all of a sudden, the cars have nowhere to go and runs off the edge. The strange thing is that they never does!