Wish Corruption - Take 2

[Duke87 1,070]

Just earlier I remembered this one. It was cleared out in the spring cleaning, but no one made a new one. The original thread was The Milkman's.

 

So:

 

Make a wish.

 

then the person below you will somehow corrupt that wish, and make a wish of their own. Milkman's example:

 

You wish for a million dollars but it's hauuunnnnnttttteeeedddd.... or something....

 

So, I'll start.

 

I wish I could fly.

Duke wuz here 02/15/2010

[ert90 8]

But you don't have any Red Bull

I wish the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl!

[hummer0328 6]

Except the vikings beat them 43 to 0!  (Yes, I am a big Vikings Fan)

hmm...

I wish I owned a hummer (h1).

[dev 47]

but they cost $100,000+

 

I wish SC4 would perform perfectly on my comp.

[hummer0328 6]

Except the upgrades your computer needs cost more than the computer itself.

I want to work for Maxis someday.

[iguana_labrat 0]

Unfortunately you are hired to be the janitor.

I wish windows xp cost 5 bucks

[the_new_simman 5]

Then there would be no microsoft...

 

I wish I had a ferarri...

[Mdz1001 0]

Then you crashed it going 100 MPH on I-95.

 

I wish I could actually throw a football!!!  (I'm a running back, BTW)

[nosoupforyou 9]

you throw it and it hits your friend and kills him...

 

(welcome to ST, iguana_labrat!)

 

i wish that there were hundreds of smileys to choose from...

[masher 3]

there are and they would take over the internet...wait

 

I wish kylie minogue doesn't get married......

[iguana_labrat 0]

Just before the wedding, you get shot for putting such a hard wish. He/She gets married anyway.

I wish I had a billion dollar$.

The Labrat!

[the_new_simman 5]

You be a rich snob...

 

I wish I had 999 trillion dollars...

[Terse Pig 4]

Then you get busted for tax evasion!

I wish to never have to work again.

[simwario 95]

But then you will be poor very soon.

I wish the sun would shine 24 hours a day.

[masher 3]

then you would not be able to sleep

I wish the Spice Girls were still together

[Duke87 1,070]

everyone hates them, so you get stormed by an angry mob.

 

I wish the site didn't go down.

[Dexter 40]

Then we would be still on ST beta...

 

I wish there was air on mars, so we can spread out the earth.

[capt_enigma 6]

While on Mars, life has been discovered and they like to eat humans.

I wish I had free meals from Taco Bell for the rest of my life.

[soul5 0]

But the cooks get angry at all your free foodage, and poison your food, and you die.

 

I wish I had a car.

 

 

[Mdz1001 0]

But then you figured out it was a lemon, and then the brakes failed while you are going 70 MPH and coming toward a hard curve in the road.

 

I wish I could rush for 1000 yards in football.

[alt+tab 2]

but then you realized that 1000 yards is actually 4000 feet, and give up...

I wish I could fly.

[capt_enigma 6]

You fly too high and escape Earth's atmosphere.

I wish I could have any car I wanted.

[iguana_labrat 0]

Date: 8/24/2004 1:41:08 PM
Author: simwario
But then you will be poor very soon.

I wish the sun would shine 24 hours a day.

quote>

it does!


You have to pay for it!

I wish I had unlimited ribs at restaurants

[guinea 29]

you would eat 20 and get full

 

i wish i had more wishes

[+Guest]

But you would be limited to 3 wishes.

I wish I had unlimited Hard Drive Space.

[thatmonkeysim 8]

but it was just limited to pollka music...

i wish my school got out today...

[ginchael 1]

But then you have to brave that dreaded thing called THE REAL WORLD and get a job!

 

I wish I didn't have summer homework.

[guinea 29]

you would get extra at school

[capt_enigma 6]

(Guinea, you forgot to post a wish.)

I wish Guinea would not forget things!

[thatmonkeysim 8]

but then you forget the things he remembers...

 

i wish there werent any politics anymore on the news [im sick of it]