Wish Corruption - Take 2

[Terse Pig 4]

Then everybody would be apathetic and uninformed-wait they already are

 

I wish never had to work again and that I had plenty of money to do so!!

[theyeti2001 0]

And your wish comes true...but your 81 years old and you have to use all your money to pay for nursing home.

 

I wish that computers could be controlled by thought.

[bigbears2 0]

It happeneds but then you get Alzhimers and can't think well enough to use it.

I wish they would invent a Star Trek Holo-deck type systems for in-home instalation.

[capt_enigma 6]

As it is widely used, the airline, train, automotive, passenger ship and other forms of transportation go out of business.

I wish I was outside driving in my car instead of being stuck in work today.

[M-SIL 2]

It happens that you're out of gas and have zero money on you, so you stuck at work in order to get money to full up your car.

 

I wish I had a degree in design.

[iguana_labrat 0]

unfortunately it was forged, you arrive at a job, do badly, and get busted by the cops for fraud.

I wish I was on a hill in nyc.

[Duke87 1,070]

You're in Washington Heights and you get mugged.

 

I wish Norton Internet Security actually worked properly without all the bugs.

[thatmonkeysim 8]

then it works too well and you can download or load anything on to you computer

i wish ivan wasnt gonna flood me out of my house

[iguana_labrat 0]

unfortunately you get flooded by another hurricane!

I wish i was fast!

[K_m_H 0]

You would be stopped bu the cops and have to pay 1000$ for speeding.

I wish the square root of -1 wouldn't be i.

[M-SIL 2]

Well, it just can't happen because math is just too powerful!!

 

I wish I owned the City of Toronto......

[iguana_labrat 0]

Unfortunately you have to pay Trillions for it.

I wish I was on air.

[M-SIL 2]

One tuesday night, you end up smoking some weed and your wish has come true.

 

I wish I was a fruit (a fruit that grow on trees).....

[thatmonkeysim 8]

you fall off of the tree and explode into juicy chunks...

i wish my pets where back

[ginchael 1]

EDIT: Beat me to the trigger, TMS...As for your wish, two words-

Pet Semetary

I wish more people would comment on my CJ...

[iguana_labrat 0]

Then your cj is like 5000 pages of comments.

i wish i was on the empire state building

[M-SIL 2]

You will be on the building because it is not difficult to get into,but with security and all it will be harder.

 

I wish I'm on K2 (one of the world tallest mountain peaks).... 

[Duke87 1,070]

Suddenly there from where you are? Well, now you can't breathe from the thin air and you die from lack of oxygen and fluid filling your lungs.

 

I wish they made megaman in pill form, to get your dose of it quickly....

[Carpman 0]

Crazy US drug laws would cause your house, your town, and eveything you have ever touched to be seized.

 

I wish this posting spree actually has any effect on my count

[timotheus4 39]

Unfortunately it has not been tested by the FDA, and you die

I wish someone would not corrupt this wish

[Djohaal 121]

But then I come and corrupt it

 

I wish I lived somewhere that would not have stupid universitary graduation tests

[ginchael 1]

Then you have to take a harder more important test that you FAIL!

I wish it was summer again...

[iguana_labrat 0]

The summer is back but at 100 degrees celsius

I wish Maxis wasn't bought out by EA

[cityman14 0]

can...not...corrupt!!

I wish I lived in Downtown DC.

[Duke87 1,070]

Tereorists set off a dirty bomb outside your building the week after you move in.

 

I wish I was the main express, all steam and whistles heading west.....

 

(Elton John does have his moments...)

[iguana_labrat 0]

Unfortunately when you become that, you lose all your intelligence.

I wish Micosoft didn't want to keep a 5 trillion dollar profit.

[capt_enigma 6]

Then a lot of people would be out of work or even worse, a bigger jerk than Bill Gates had the 5 trillion dollars!

I wish dating and the singles scene wasn't so complicated.

[cityman14 0]

You meet a sweet,christian girl who secretly cheats on you your entire life!

I wish highschool was only 2 years.

[Duke87 1,070]

You don't fully learn how to do stuff properly and can't function in society.

 

I wish I had the power to efortlessly and painlessly change gender on a whim.

[iguana_labrat 0]

Unfortunately you end up being caught in a state of in-between and can't change back

I wish I had all the Star Wars books.