Why should the person above you be banned? V2

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Banned for posting at 12:14 in the morning. 

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Banned for being in the same time zone. 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Banned for being an urbanite driving on a turnpike.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Banned for being an associate in a tree.

[Crazyforsimcity 23]

Banned for being offline when this was posted...

[SounderBruce 173]

Banned for having SimCity in their name.

[Leofdæg 4]

Banned for wasting an entire year of opportunity to totally revamp your display name by just deleting a space in between the two words in your original name.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Banned for dwelling.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Banned for being a foot soldier from Sweden.

[Leofdæg 4]

Banned for living in a place where it had once been too cold for polar bears and penguins 

[NielsC007 499]

Banned because you posted a lot recently.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Banned for liking fast silver trains.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned because that train is definitely coloured grey, not some fancy silver colour.

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

Banned cause your rep has 4 digits.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Band cuz yerz haz 1 ._.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Banned for being a 4 Star Foot Soldier.

[The Pennsylvania Turnpike 252]

Banned because Chicago starts with a C

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Banned because this is you and not me.

[Leofdæg 4]

Banned because you banned a turnpike.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Literally banned.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Banned for banning a literally banned.

[RipRap 4,400]

B.B.B - Banned Because Brazil.

[Benedict 3,119]

Banned for changing your user name to one that is harder to remember and type.

[JulioC 2,582]

Banned because I'm not the number one in BTT

[Munchiez 74]

Banned for being a freshman!

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Also banned for no reason! \  /

[JulioC 2,582]

Banned Because you live near the arctic.

[RipRap 4,400]

Banned for being new.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Banned for geekin' 'round.

[Munchiez 74]

Banned for having an avatar that looks like Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men.