Chain Reaction!

[pickled_pig 7]

...scream out random lyrics from lyrics from 80's songs.  Now it happened that one of those lyrics was It's the end of the world as we know it.  So, although the trail was remote, there was one man who heard this, and he thought...

[gggg 9]

and he thought...
In hungry.....

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So he takes a burger from a vending machine...

[screamingman12 30]

The burger turns out to be rather chewy, so he takes it out of his mouth and discovers that it's rubber.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

He throws it down in disgust, which activates a trap door in the path which he then falls through and lands in a pile of garbage in an underground top-secret lair.

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

Some guys discovers him, and he want to run away, but he's stuck in the pile of garbage.

[gggg 9]

and he's getting dirty

[dev 47]

So he runs himself through a car wash...

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

But he comes out with a strange haircut, so he goes to the local barber.

[pickled_pig 7]

But he only speaks English, and the Barber only speaks Latin.  They can barely understand each other.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Due to a misunderstanding the barber dies the man's hair red and somehow makes it grow to 2 feet long, and he puts it into a ponytail before charging $10 for the services.

[Goldfish4209 9]

sues the barber and winds up on one of those islands with one palm tree.

[screamingman12 30]

But a cruse ship gets beached on the islland and he gets semi-rescued, but the boat still can't get unbeached.

[pickled_pig 7]

But he does not care.  He decides to raid the cruise ship, looking for the treasure inside:  Cuban cigars.

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

So he goes into the ship, finds the Cuban Cigars, and decides to smoke one.

[Goldfish4209 9]

Gets sued by the owner of the cuban cigs and winds up on the island again. By then, the ship is already gone and he only has the sand, the ocean, the air, the sand, a palm tree, and a cuban cig with no way to light it.

[pickled_pig 7]

So, because necessity is the mother of invention, he tries to start a fire by rubbing two coconuts together, but...

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

...the coconuts makes a HUGE explosion, so he's flying in the sky and land 1.000 miles later safely into a pillow factory.

[Goldfish4209 9]

flaming piece of coconut blows up the pillows, the guy impales the ST server, dirk sues, and everybody leaves because dirk wastes donations on lawyers. population of ST: 2. (Dirk & N_O_Body)

[gggg 9]

N_O_Body finds a life

[hk5 0]

He then thinks, I wish I was doing this (click for action) back at my office.

[Superchan 23]

somebody picks up the dell throws it on the floor, and smashes it with a large hammer

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

Then, that one guy that smashed the Dell (We could call him Dellhater) says to N_O_Body: I hate Dell's !!! N_O_Body says: You're a weird one! So Dellhater got angry.

(It's just a fiction, N_O_Body!)

[screamingman12 30]

Dellhater gets angry, and goes over to the local gas station, pulls out a match and...

[Dr. Frickenstein 0]

BOOOOM!!!

Dellhater's (dead) body falls on a big, red button.

[Grobulous 0]

The button activates a high powered laser concentration beam ray-gun type sattelite that fires at that stupid rubber burger vending machine...

[pickled_pig 7]

But when the laser was fired, the burger vending machine did not break.  An old lady observing this says, But wait, I can't be on planet Earth.  Nobody buys burgers from vending machines on planet Earth. So she...

[GREENIE123 0]

...runs around nuttily and a man shoots her. her takes her money and flies to Vegas.

[Superchan 23]

--Dellhater comes back and buys siege equipment ranging from ancient to modern times

--He lays seige to, sacks, and plunders Dell Headquarters

 

--He gives info to the FBI, who accuse dell of these illigeal bussniess tactics

-Bait and Switch

-Lie About customer support

-drop computer parts and put them in anyways

-incomplete reparis

-cheapest parts on the market, that break fast

-try to become monopoly by forcing competitors out of bussnies

-asian support reps that have no clue about anything

-warranty expired on repaired/replace comp, becuase replacment is refurbished

-proprietary parts

-accepting bribes from intel only to use intel proccessors

[Grobulous 0]

Dell says: Get the nuclear people on the line!

Dellhater hops in his caravan and does high speed chase down I-95 as he attempts to outrun the missile. As it is impossible to go faster than 15 MPH on 95...