Radioactive Cafe and Restaurant

[Durfsurn 539]

Hello and Welcome to the Grand Opening of a new cafe/restaurant on Off-Topic Road. Situated across the road from the Moose Factory Bar and Grill run by a friend by the name of A Nonny Moose. Here is our menu:

We embrace you as customers and orders are to be ready as soon as our staff are ready to serve you.

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Welcome the the restaurant business. That menu looks good.

I order your chicken vindaloo, with chapatis and a couple of smosas to start. Perhaps some coconut ice cream for dessert? Oh, and can I have a glass of Tritium water? I want to get a glow on.

  Edited February 5, 2012 by A Nonny Moose  

[_marsh_ 1,117]

Oi. You're stealing business from Nuclear Starbucks.

[TekindusT 3,809]

Oi. You're stealing business from Nuclear Starbucks.

You may be referring to the "NUCLER STARBUCKS WIT MOAR ADDED CANARY WHARF STATION", don't you?

[Evandad 109]

Man... is it just me, or have restaurant threads become a trend? I'll have a tiramisu with some champagne, please. I'd like to propose a toast to the opening of the third restaurant here!

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Man... is it just me, or have restaurant threads become a trend? I'll have a tiramisu with some champagne, please. I'd like to propose a toast to the opening of the third restaurant here!

These interesting little restaurants come and go. It is too bad that they don't last, but they die of inattention and poor service.

I am still waiting for my lunch and it is now after 6 P.M.

[Durfsurn 539]

Sorry as I live in Australia the time zone and school time differences become a problem. Sorry!

As of now all meals are served with a extra side of wine or soft drink for being late

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

You could be forgiven if you remembered that most of us live in the Northern Hemisphere. You may be just going back to school, but it is the dead of winter here. If you expect to keep this going, you need to give yourself an hour in the morning to respond to requests.

The curry was very good, but the tritium water had an overtone of Helium 5.

[Larks2242 251]

Do the meals come with free iodine pills?

[Durfsurn 539]

Larks for you and anyone who requests it yes!

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

^ Some of us are immune to virtual radiation.

[Durfsurn 539]

^ Some of us are immune to virtual radiation.

^Yes as am I

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Good morning. I'd enjoy a cappuccino and a couple of beignets this morning. Failing the beignets, perhaps a croissant with a wedge of Roquefort and some butter.

[Durfsurn 539]

Just woke up!Seved.

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Delicious.

It being a new day now, I suppose I'd like breakfast again. How about two fried eggs, up, rasher of bacon, and some home-fries, with English Breakfast tea, toast and some Seville orange marmalade?

[Durfsurn 539]

Here you are. Fries are homed! And here is your marmalade.

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Delicious. You have a duplicate post and should drop one of them.

On this new snowy day, I'd like some oat meal with milk and maple syrup, buttered toast, coffee.

[Durfsurn 539]

Served my Moosey Friend. I need more customers than my faithful Friend Moosey!

[RipRap 4,400]

Hi!

I might sit here for a while and Welcome to the Restaurant Business. If you want any help, you can ask Gordon Ramsay A Nonny Moose

[DuskTrooper 314]

Say, what's the half life of the best wine on your list? I want something that will leave an impression for a while the next time I have to wine and dine some clients. And does the dress code require mandatory lead pants?

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Served my Moosey Friend. I need more customers than my faithful Friend Moosey!

You could reciprocate. You would be welcome at the Moose Factory.

2200. Yawn. I need a wake up. How about a double espresso and some biscotti?

[Durfsurn 539]

Served. What do you mean by reciprocate?

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Served. What do you mean by reciprocate?

Try your dictionary. When a competitor visits your establishment, it is only courteous to pay a return visit to him.

Breakfast time again. How about two poached eggs on buttered toast with extra toast on the side with strawberry jam and coffee.

[Durfsurn 539]

I'll visit very soon. Your meal is served albeit a little late!

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

^ It was delicious. Good to see you at the bar.

You need to advertise. Put a link in your siggie.

[Durfsurn 539]

Its been there ever since it opened! I am in the progress of making a new picture one. Do you know how to make a picture hyperlinked in a signature so when you click on it it goes to the specified URL? I'm usually good a computers and I know how to do it in PowerPoint is it as easy as uploading the pptx hyperlinked pic to photo bucket?

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Its been there ever since it opened! I am in the progress of making a new picture one. Do you know how to make a picture hyperlinked in a signature so when you click on it it goes to the specified URL? I'm usually good a computers and I know how to do it in PowerPoint is it as easy as uploading the pptx hyperlinked pic to photo bucket?

I can do it in HTML but I am not sure about BB code. In the a primitive where you would normally put the link text, put in your img line instead.

Example:

[code]<a href="file:///home/john/WebSite/index.htm" target="_blank"><img src="/home/john/WebSite/JohnNewSig.gif" width="300" height="50" alt="" /></a>[/code]

Please understand that this won't work on your machine because it uses my files. You just replace the file references with URL's.

  Edited February 14, 2012 by A Nonny Moose  

[Durfsurn 539]

Thanks Nonny. Have a free biscuit and coffee. I worked out that I will probably need to image map the image.

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

^ thanks. It can just be an image on any web site.

The trick will be to get it into a signature on this site as a part of a link. You'll need to look into the BB Code stuff. I think there is BB code help around here somewhere, but if not, try Googling for it.

[Durfsurn 539]

This Weeks Specials:

Char-grilled Lamb resting on Steamed Vegetables and Garlic Baked Potatoes, topped with

Grilled Yabbies and Red Wine Sauce

Whole Lobster cooked 5 ways!! - Mornay - Thermidore - Chilli - Garlic - or Cold Natural,

Served with Chips and House Salad

Char-Grilled Sirloin Steak served with Chips and House Salad and topped with your choice of

either Chilli or Creamy Garlic Prawn

Yum yum.