Simtropolis Hotel

[Ol' Michiganian 6]

When giving it a review, make sure you include "1 star", "2 stars", "3 stars", "4 stars" or "5 stars" in it.

I'll begin:

The hotel was great! Service was great, location was great, everything was great!

5 stars

Now it's your turn!

[kakado_to_save 514]

The hotel has a great service, but why do i get a 500 number every step i make?

3\5

[ee99 150]

2/5 At least there was a bed and rats weren't that loud in the night. Strange how only other guest was a rainbow sheep.

[Samness 104]

1/5 I don't think hotels are supposed to be inside lava pits...

[Alejandro24 575]

3/5: The hotel was strange: when I opened the door of the closet there was nothing, then when I close and opened again there was a normal closet. And when I walked through the aisle somethimes I returned to the starting point. In anothers I founded a pony in the loby.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Service was fine... restaurant in the lobby is nice... but when I got the bill... "$500... Something happened..."...

[2farnorth 26]

1/5

Cost a lot of money, and someone in the next room kept me awake (think it was a rainbow sheep).

[DuskTrooper 314]

3/5

Frequent guest, haven't stayed here since a while back though; much has changed, and much has stayed the same.

No reservations required. Affordable. Easy access to convention center, and business district. Free Parking. Great views of the surrounding city; stunning skyline, but sadly, the perspective was fixed. Easy access from freeway, although the ramp keeps being rebuilt quite frequently for no apparent reason. The hotel was quite crowded; some of the other occupants were quite noisy at odd hours in the night, but it wasn't too bad overall. It used to be much more active in the past.

Spacious rooms. Large walk in closets. My room had a private bath, although some others had a communal bath. Hot tub had large donkey in it at all times. The artwork in the rooms and hallways consist of too many meme related pop works, such as lolcats and the like. The channels on the television seemed to be limited to Anime, Dr Who, The Weather Channel, and The Hub. Choppy reception for the Discovery Channel. News limited to CNN.

Room service was normally a bit slow, and nonexistent at times, but relatively good when it was available. Used to be better, although they have had a history of inconsistency. Same goes for the WiFi reception.

Hotel receptionist staff were warm, if a bit strange. They kept weird hours. Resident livestock consisting of llamas and sheep constantly roaming the grounds (watch your step). Managers were often unavailable, but were diligent to straighten out issues when present.

Hotel gift shop has a good selection, although it is quite unorganized, and they have a lot of old merchandise on display. They no longer carry some items that they used to, but I never bought those, anyway.

Hotel restaurant run by moose. Resident chef will gladly take your orders, but don't show an attitude if it isn't as you like. Beer on tap limited to Molson. Continental breakfast runs out quickly, especially on weekends. Food is decent, but sometimes hit and miss. Staff and regulars are great, though. Good restaurants within walking distance. Hotel lounge constantly occupied by drifters, and people I suspect did not have a room in the hotel.

Highly recommended, would stay again.

  Edited October 23, 2011 by DuskTrooper  

[Ocram's Razr 963]

2/5 I was planning on staying here:

But I ended up here after getting lost with a lot of things disappearing with 500 numbers (at least it was not 900)

[superhighway_410 90]

4 stars

I seem to be getting the 500s also however, the friendly service llamas were very helpful getting me to my room.

[Keder 116]

2/5 The service was great ,but I didn't enjoy the sound of the nearby police station helicopters and police cars at late hours of the night.

  Edited October 28, 2011 by keder  

[Alejandro24 575]

3/5

The hotel is nice, good service, nice decoration. Nothing bad, despiste I'm not a host in the hotel. A guy of the service founded something in the bed of the room 145 that I must to investigate. Some crazy killed a beautiful woman in the room with a toxic venom. I apoligize with keder if he could not sleep because the noise that night.

  Edited October 28, 2011 by Alejandro24  

[Ol' Michiganian 6]

One day, I was on a booking site and tried to find a five-star hotel and found this hotel. We were expecting great accommodations and excellent service but we got good service and terrible service. The shower suddenly malfunctioned the moment we got out of the pool. We tried getting a non-smoking suite but got put in a smoking suite, which explains why the cloths smelled like smoke. In a room across the hall from mine, there was a gun fight that woke me up one night. One day, I went downstairs to play Wii Sports Resort in the break room, but something similar to this was happening instead:

Then we complained as we checked out, but were told "what was your stay?". We then called a bellhop, someone said a bellhop will come, two hours later, that same someone still said a bellhop will come. Then as we left, we found out the bellhop left our baggage in the back room!! I was expecting to have five-star service but got two-to-three-star service. I have had better experiences staying at two- and three-star hotels. I will never stay here again!

2 stars

  Edited October 30, 2011 by The187inDetroit