ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Nienaber 0]

your mom!

what dose Bookworm do for a living

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

He is a gardener.. composts books.

Where are my clean socks?

[Bookworm 1]

I didn't eat them or anything - and that's not my job

Why am I hungry?

[Superchan 23]

cause you didnt eat

why am i cool

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Cos you are 17 and still hang out with your Dad. :-)

Will my kids still hang out with me when they are 17?

[Hamish 1,370]

Depends on how much you pay them.

Will we ever have flying cars?

[Superchan 23]

no, because bin laden would have people run them into buildings and be with 72 virgins

why do extremist think they will get rewarded for killing?

[Almighty Nienaber 3]

Your mom, again

what is the 12523695478521 didgit of Pi?

[Bookworm 1]

A frooglepoopillion?

[TRNSTN 0]

Some kind of hamster

Why didn't bookworm post a real question?

[Superchan 23]

because he felt like it

why did he feal like it

[archesrule29 0]

A: Because cake isn't pie! Or something along those lines.

Q: Why is my hair on fire right now?

[Za 164]

Because you put a lit match in it, remember?

Where is the edge of reality?

[Yeah_Right 2]

A. At your doorstep

Q. Why must Za ask hard questions?

[TRNSTN 0]

Because it's easier

Why are there no birds in winter?

[djrules5454 5]

Wait, I think there is a species, and it comes from up north in Canada. It's called the junco.

Why is it called the junco?

[Superchan 23]

because junco means apple sucks

what is with apple and the name apple and logo thats a apple that has bite out of it

[TRNSTN 0]

For hot apple pies cooling in open Windows.

why is microsoft so monopolistic?

[JDRCRASH 53]

A: Because it's worth well over $200 Billion.

Q: Is Kim Jong il Autistic?

________off-topic_______

Yay, my 500th post!

[Za 164]

I doubt it....he just hasn't taken a nice long nap for quite some time...

Why is the world so blue?

[yoy21 1]

A: To make the fish sad.

Q: Where did Waldo go?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Over there.

Over where?

[Bookworm 1]

Over somewhere.

Who was me?

[Hahayoudied 3]

Some kind of a book worm.

Why is my plugin folder is sized 0.5 GB?

[Raritan Express 0]

Becuase you forgot to install the tree mod that was 0.05 GB.

Is there a tree mod that big?

[archesrule29 0]

A: No. GB isn't a metric or imperial measurement of size. But there is one for Elvis' hairdo.

Q: Why is my house on fire?

[yoshikoroyimara 5]

Because you didn't put it out.

Do arches really rule?

[Almighty Nienaber 3]

they where hats

Do Arches really rule?

[Hahayoudied 3]

I don't see them often.

Why are some dependices are gone from this website?

[autoVino 26]

because somebody moved them over to a different one.

why is that when people are given something, they are at first seem happy but them complain and demand more? (... human natrue... yup)