ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Tojglee (HUN) 2]

The truth is out there.

Did I do that that I don't do if I didn't do that I did when I didn't do that I do when I don't do anything?

[screamingman12 30]

Yes!

What is your name?

[pagenotfound 53]

bill

what should i do next?

[Za 164]

djrules:

Was that a lucky guess or what? That's me all right; I need pressure to do well 

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Who will be the next president of the US?

[Superchan 23]

cheese

what is cheese

[pagenotfound 53]

Sausage

what is bread?

[screamingman12 30]

Yummy

What is the meaning of life?

[Raritan Express 0]

To get to death.

Is the meaning of life death?

[Za 164]

nope, it's 42

Why is the meaning of life 42? Why not 42.45?

[djrules5454 5]

Because there would be two many 4's in the number then. Oh, and it may have been a lucky guess before on your exam, though I have been known to procrastinate like that myself.

Will my knee be a hindrance tomorrow?

[pagenotfound 53]

no, the meaning of life is 543.919191616518887163224668

what is spam?

[Raritan Express 0]

What many people have done on this forum.

Have you spammed?

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Of Course!

Is beer the greatest invention of all time?

[Superchan 23]

no, life is

what is life

[2nerdy4u 1]

Good question.

Have you ever been killed by a bear?

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Who hasn't?

Why is water wet?

[Smarty218 2]

Because everything else is dry.

Are you an oximoron?

[Raritan Express 0]

In a minor catastrophe I will be.

Are you in an oxymoron?

[djrules5454 5]

Wha? I have never heard of an oxImoron. An oxymoron, yes I have heard of, but never an oximoron.

Was that just a typo on smarty's part?

[2nerdy4u 1]

It's a paradox!

Really?

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Yep.

Why is it that math is hard?

[screamingman12 30]

You shall find the awnser at the intersection of 2nd Avenue and 23rd Street.

What did you just say?

[Smarty218 2]

I said evil pineapples who follow a giant Q will take over the world and eat us all, savoring our sweet innards.

Are pineapples tasty?

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

No, vodka is tasty.

What is the point of SimCity4?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Math is easy.

Why did I answer someone else's question?

[pickled_pig 7]

Because you are a math nerd! Long live integral calculus!

What did Emo Spiderman say to Sheik Djibouti?

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

"Hello. I'm Bob"

Why is the point of SimCity4?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Everything.

Are you a cat?

[pagenotfound 53]

No, Im a hamster!

what did I do?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Run!

Are you an admin?