ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[simzebu 19]

We will have to... Ask you to leave! And everyone will stare and laugh at you and it will be really embarrassing!

If a train leaves Boston at 10:35, and another leaves New York at 10:11, at what time will I care?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) When they crash on the tracks right behind your house

Q) If there's a threesome, is it sixnication?

[owenluby 1]

A: Yes that could be correct...

Q: What is the first thing that comes into your mind when I say mind?

[thundercrack83 0]

A: Bill Cosby.

Q: Is juggling safe for rabbits?

[amal81 3]

I think it should be safe but it largely depends on what they are juggling.

Do you hate carrots?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: No

Q: What is going on here?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) A forum game.

Q) If Paris Hilton gets bitten by a shark, what did I have for lunch last tuesday?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Shark

Q: If the Earth decides to spin wildly out of control and cause an interplanetary traffic jam, what is the mass of a 300g piece of lead?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: 300 grams. Mass never changes.

Q: How many moles of Plutonium (V) Oxide does it take to play the harpsichord?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Absolutely none. It's not a required substance.

Q) Is this funny?

[iamthouth 0]

only if your computer is fast enough to play it without lagging

What did the dolphins say about the tourists?

[amal81 3]

Only the Japanese tourists can answer that.

What do Dolphins say when they talk to you?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: I don't know, I can't speak Dolphin

Q: How many cesium ions can be found lurking in a steel beam covered in tar that has been dipped in bromine?

[ky72x 13]

A: 56,092.

Q: What is the diference between raining rain, raining acid rain, and raining cats and dogs?

[owenluby 1]

A: 97

Q: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck couldn't chuck wood?

[iamthouth 0]

none

Will England ever win The Ashes again?

[thundercrack83 0]

A: The South Pole.

Q: Is anyone going to clean the sink?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A. No.

Q: Where is the internet?

[Kippis05 2]

A: I'll call the pig.

Q: Why are you looking at me like that!?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) Cuz it's fun!

Q) What is the terminal velocity of a falling sky?

[simzebu 19]

42 Millakillafeet per terramicrohour

Why is it not snowing out?

[thundercrack83 0]

A. On the radio.

Q. When are not going to file the paperwork?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: When yo utell me not to.

Q: Who is that standing on your right?

[amal81 3]

Not you thats for sure.

Are you standin next to me?

[ky72x 13]

A: I hope not.

Q: Did you just scream "Potato, potato and tomato, tomato" right now?

[p?pmanis 0]

Q: What did Pamela Anderson said after she woke up next to a midget?

A: ''Got milk?''

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Sie sagt, "jetzt kann ich Deutsch sprechen, aber gestern konnte ich nicht Deutsch sprechen. Was, du kannst nur Englisch sprechen? Du bist einen Dumbkopf!"

Q: What did the grammar nazi just say to you?

[Skyfire2275 23]

A: I can't say that here on the forums...

Q: Have you ever tried breathing?

[ky72x 13]

A: I think so... wait... let me see...

Q: What would you do if someone gave you 3 gallons of fermented juice on a crosswalk?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: What else besides drink it?

Q: Veni vidi vici?