Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but you won't make it home.

 

I wish to find a suitcase of two million dollars somewhere in the desert of western Texas.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Granted, but thieves would steal it from you soon after you found it. 

 

I wish Brazil win the World Cup this year.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but only for 1 minute.

 

I wish for a less boring movie

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but your starting point was "Freddy got fingered", and what you got was "Biodome".

 

I wish Family guy became just as freaky as the Cleveland Show.

[Leofdæg 4]

Granted, but you died before you can watch the revamped show.

 

I wish that all American sitcoms were revamped to be more suitable for my tastes. 

[Munchiez 74]

Granted, but they only lasted for one season a piece.

 

I wish that I could time travel.

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

Granted, but you go back to when the earth was being formed and there is no oxygen.

 

I wish The Wire was back on TV.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but this is like the cake.

 

I wish I was a fudgifagalaggin' billionaire!

[Munchiez 74]

Granted, but the currency becomes inflated and is worth nothing!

 

I wish I had a new car.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Granted, but your car does not work.

 

I wish to have infinite wishes.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but they're already corrupted. All of them.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Not granted, because there was no wish.

I wish I was all-powerful.

[Munchiez 74]

Granted, but then you loose all desire to rule.

 

I wish that I could cook as good as Gordon Ramsay.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Granted, but you would be forbidden to eat your own food.

 

I wish for better grades in college.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you're accused of cheating.

I wish I could leave my body.

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

Granted, you now live in the body of a mayfly. Enjoy your day.

 

I wish spring was here.

[Duke87 1,070]

You bump into a spring and get bounced off a cliff by it.

 

I wish I could taze people with my fingers.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted. You'll regret it when your nose starts itching.

 

I wish the snow would melt already.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it floods your house.

I wish I could teleport.

[JulioC 2,581]

Granted, but you teleported to a volcano and died

 

I wish that winter lasts forever

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Granted, but there would be an environmental imbalance and all plants would die, in consequence all animals, and soon you.

 

I wish for infinite battery on my phone.

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

Granted, but you die of radiation poisoning from carrying around your SUPER BATTERY!!!!

 

I wish I didn't have to work today.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but the reason is that your mother just died in a little, shall we say... accident... involving a compressor and a scary looking guy with an ugly haircut played by Javier Bardem, and you're to sorrowful to go to work.

 

I wish school was more fun.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Granted, but outside of school your life would be hell. 

I wish for 50 years of vacation.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

(So do I). Granted, but you have no money, no job, and are dissed by other cultures.

I wish I could go to the 1950's.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, but you'd be a minority.

 

I wish I had a Maserati Quattroporte.

[SeanNBiloxi 10]

Granted, but you wake up the next day and your car looks like this:

 

I wish I could fly.

[JP Schriefer 5,591]

Granted, but you can't walk.

 

I wish people never die.

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, but soon the earth becomes overrun with humans and then WW3 breaks out, but since no one dies it just destroys everything.

 

I wish for more wishes that didn't get corrupted.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted, too bad they're already corrupted when you get them.

 

I wish Justin Bieber released a new song. There. I did it. A wish no one can corrupt for the worse.