Baldelli Bay-Happy St. Nicks Day

[Kryptowhite 9]

No points for 1 and 3.

1 has to do with the overall scene, not the actual stadium. 3 is incorrect.

[Schulmanator 5,812]

OK, here goes:

1. Yes, you can post it to your wall (and get 10 more Xp for doing so)

2. B&D

3. False- you can't exceed 100% abandoned bldgs!

4. That's not snow - it's baking soda. Now, if it would rain vinegar, the residents are in for a real surprise!

[TmiguelT 10]

Oh my god this keeps getting better and better

well, i would that the answer is all of the above ...

and the funniest caption of the day is : .....  ..... " Either this is snow, or something dumped a crapload of powdered sugar on my city. Since there aren't fat people everywhere licking the streets, i'm assuming its snow?" you made me ROFL from a third floor apartment to the basement.... i don't even know how i'm writing this comment... 

[Kryptowhite 9]

Schulmanator-In that case, I accept your ribbon!

TmiguelT-i'd assume using a keyboard.

Only 3 comments on this update? Guys, remember what we said in the beginning...I expect some livestock at my door by 6 pm this evening.

Since that threat has been used up, new classic threat:

Those who don't comment will get eaten by Lions Tigers and Bears. And yes, we have them. Many of them.

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New City!

Thats right, I got bored. Again. So i made a new city. Again. This one is awesome. Like it, Love it. 

All these pictures are up close shots cause i've just got going on this tile.

If a drunk man blurs an image, does it come out sharp? If someone is "looking sharp" can they be used as a weapon? Find the answers and more in my new book "A million little keystrokes-The Kryptowhite Story".

I haven't seen something this seductive since the last time i watched Hannah Montana. Like my little homemade park? 

River Seaport-Eventually, PEG will learn to stop making his lots lower the terrain to 0.000000000001, but till then, we will keep making these cute little seawalls on land.

I'd like to dedicate this update now to the memory of blockbuster. It's not right what Netflix did to you, but please, if you have a going out of business sale, just please offer me some good deals? I don't want to rent the marine, okay? It's just John Cena blowing stuff up for 3 hours. He's not even a marine! come on blockbuster, this is why nobody goes to your stores anymore.

RIP Blockbuster.

There used to be a blockbuster store on the corner of this avenue. It's now been replaced with a store where people can buy autographed images of me.

There was a canal here [which is why i made those tunnels] but then i decided to fill it in. If you haven't noticed by now, i'm in love with El-Rail running through buildings. It makes me excited.

Au Revoir!

[Larks2242 251]

There i commented now please don't eat me

[Schulmanator 5,812]

A John Cena movie? How can he be on film? You can't see him...

[simcity4fan12 13]

Good lord, that army of lions, tigers, and bears(OH MY!!!!!!!!) won't devour me....Nice New City. I figured out by google earth that there's a city in New York called New City. Lol

[TmiguelT 10]

Lol !! Why Blockbuster? Why !!!!! ...... well i guess i rent a movie directly from my PS3 then

[Jazzmaster 716]

very good work here sire...the railroad part in the last pic with the track going below the city reminds me of Millenium Station in Chicago

[Kryptowhite 9]

5 comments only. The lions and tigers will be busy tonight boys. Its sunday so obviously the bears won't be doing anything but throwing interceptions.

Lark-You are safe.

Schulmanator-oooo you so tricky

Simcity4fan12-well, i'm quite disturbed that you googled New City. Try "untitled city" next time?

TmiguelT-or you could protest Netflix which brought about this plague.

Yoshiisland-top o' the morning to you as well sire.

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I figured that last update was 5 pics, and brought in 5 comments. So i'm posting 15 pics in the hope of 15 comments. If i don't get 15 comments i could close this CJ [i'd like to remind you all that I bluff about 30 times a game in poker, so don't panic].

Also this entire update will be rapped to you in the spirit of The Simtropolis Rap Battle which you should all definetely check out.

I'm just kidding about that rap part. I don't know how to rap out a CJ.

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This is the same city you saw last week, only now its the new official baldelli bay!

A lot more has been built, and other buildings have been moved around, so look out.

This bridge cost 3 billion dollars. 1 billion to construct, 2 billion to fend off a lawsuit from San Fransisco. Bunch of whining whiners....

I felt like keeping the main center canal open for bridges so this awkward gap is actually crossed by a highway tunnel and an avenue tunnel, as well as the subway and railroad. Theres a picture later which gives a bit more description [four words actually] about the two skyscraper districts. Till then, sit back, look at my pics, not to be confused with my pecs which are extremely large but also somewhat skewed to the right due to a genetic error.

You saw this area last time but i moved some buildings around. Its still ugly, like Joan Rivers after she moved some plastic around on her face.

Smog is really just society taking one giant fart. Only its constant and it only gets worse. Like the smell of a locker room From August to June.

Took out the poor mans park and put in a pretty city hall. It fit perfectly too! Notice that this City hall is pretty, [glares at boston].

First, they sold sex on TV. Then in magazines. But everybody knows that the new way to sell sex is phallic skyscrapers.

This blue phallic one is the headquarters of Dick's Sporting Goods. Pause now for the obligatory "Do they sell cups?" joke.

Skyscrapers, Cloudscrapers, and Groundscrapers Oh My! 

Somehow I got a new lense flare in my 2 year old photoshop! PRAISE THE LAAAHD BABY JEEESUS! Anyway this is my favorite scene in the city.

A ritzy older part of downtown across the canal. The Canal was the local skateboarding park [notice the quarterpipes] before it got filled with water. I guess once skateboarding got invented people no longer wanted skateboarding parks so they just filled it with water. But hey, it would make for a good Tony Hawk level for whatever game they are on, what is it, Tony Hawks Prove Yourself Underground Pro Skater 34?

Don't even get me started on how many shootings that alley gets.

The hood, yo'.

Show Toolbars.

OKAY. Thats embarassing.

move along folks...nothing to mock me about here...

Or here...

but if your wondering this is a picture of my tip.....

....of land...

sicko

Take me out to the ballgame,

Where there isn't a crowd,

The games end in november,

and we lost again,

I don't care if my tax dollars are

waste, waste wasted on steroids,

fancy ballparks,and A-Roid,

Cause its 1, 2, 50

Games your out if you take, STEEEER-OOOOOIDSSS

okay so it was quite as good as it sounded in my head, but if you sing it to tune its quite nice.

5 BATs from me in this picture. Name them all and I'll introduce you to a girl. Thats right, from the other gender!

Or if your not interested in that, I can buy you a plush spongebob.

The two downtown districts in detail [4 words of detail, that is]. One is modern and futuristic, the other is historic and retro. Both are freaking awesome because i made them.

If you don't like my CJ its just because i'm white probably.

thats right. Reverse racism fools.

Also today is my 1/3 birthday so say happy birthday.

[N106 10]

That was a hilarious update. The photos were amazing. Where did you get the ballpark, though? I kinda need to know, because I couldn't find a good major league ballpark when I searched.

[De Ja Vu 117]

Great looking downtown! But don't you think that 1 billion for a bridge like that is too expansive? =)

Anyway keep up the good work!

-Dejavu

[Jazzmaster 716]

pretty good update here

in "the hood" though...there's quite a bit of highway/roadway parallel to each other that doesn't seem to have a lot of traffic, maybe turn that into a rhw with barriers etc.? otherwise the rest is great

[TmiguelT 10]

Freaking awesome ...

I like all the photoshop effects as well as the bats . Although i can't name all the 5 bats that you made on that picture, I hope you can still introduce me to one of your girls .

[Schulmanator 5,812]

Ummm... I will probably hate myself for asking, but.... how skewed to the right can pecs get?

[Schulmanator 5,812]

Ummm... I will probably hate myself for asking, but.... how skewed to the right can pecs get?

[ironicepitome 0]

terrible, those pictures are the most disgusting examples of photoshopping on the planet

[Larks2242 251]

Great update, The suns really beaming off that Alrora building huh

[buildsolid 4]

Nice downtown area, though it is a bit ti open, needs a bit more mid-rise buildings to make it feel more "alive". Just my opinion. ok.

[Jillybean86 38]

Weird, I looked at this update and never commented. I was going to comment anyway, even though I did before, but since I actually didn't, I'm commenting now. True Story.

PS: I love the building that looks like two Js.

PPS: I also would like to know where you got Tropicana Field.

[Twenty20 28]

Excellent update, I like your choice of buildings, and all the details who make this city very realistic. Great work !!

[chrissc94 1]

Hah, I always thought that London skyscraper looked like a 'percy'. Very funny update, and Downtown looks great/realistic. Looking forward to some new material...