Baldelli Bay-Happy St. Nicks Day

[Kryptowhite 9]

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It's finally here! From the people who brought to you....nothing....comes the critically acclaimed CJ that scored a 34% on Rotten Tomatos! Critics are wild about Baldelli Bay! Brazilian Doctor and King Leonidas wanna-be Djoohal raves:

                         "I'm thinking "

Baldelli Bay is yet another excellent production by Kryptowhite! When asked about what he thinks of the reknowned author, Nordic critic Glenni the Viking replied:

                                                   "you suck!"

So there you have it folks! Comment today!*

*Negative comments will result in a 5000 Yen fine and a tax of 2 high quality livestock.

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Hi folks. Kryptowhite here. I hope that exciting commercial has you interested in Baldelli Bay. Thats right, we are one of those companies that is so stupid, it plays a commercial after a commercial, refering back to the first commercial! We here at Kryptowhite Productions [Or "PRODUKSHUNS" if your really cool] aim to provide a CJ that features quality images, realistic cities, entertaining updates, and maybe also the cure for cancer.

You may be wondering, "Wasn't this in the CJ section before?". Your right. It WAS. Funny story...I went to delete an update and accidentally deleted the whole journal. But Im more back than slim shady [and sim shady too] so enjoy this CJ.

Updates will usually be once every day or once every two days and be about 5 pictures. They will either make no sense or have a lot of serious description. Look more for updates that make no sense at all.

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[Kryptowhite 9]

Update Uno:

I've been trying to photoshop reflections in the water since i came out of the womb. This is probably my best attempt yet.

Please no comments on how it looks like pixie dust. I will cry. Loudly.

Formula to convince everyone I am good at photoshopping:

1) take nightlights

2) lower brightness

3) increase contrast

4) brag about how awesome I am.

Did I mention i'm really cool? 

I find it very prejuduice to desaturate things just because they are old. O well, I did it anyway.

Now may favorite part of this picture is how the hotdog stand is growing out of a tree.

And yes, i do sometimes wonder how my cities would play like in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 17.5.

LED displays next to a park and a university? Is this child daft?!

And don't bother to ask if I was so outrageous as to put a strip club next to my university.

Because the answer is yes.

All them young-ens here in the CJ forum seem to have forgot the long lost art of rainshooping. Guess whose bringing it back.

[ironicepitome 0]

wow

that tower plaza is niiiiiice. and *clears throat* im bringin rainshopping back, check out my baby

[Djohaal 121]

You reflections look like pixel dust

[Schulmanator 5,810]

Daft?! The child may indeed be, but at least he has an ample vocabulaire!

[shaylan221 0]

Good start. Why does it say Kanye West approved?

[Jazzmaster 716]

I'm really happy for you, and I'll let you finish, but I just want to let you know that KRYPTOWHITE has the best CJ of all time...

wait wat

[buildsolid 4]

Great start to the cj "Mr. Awsome". As for the Kanye West approved, I donno if thats a good thing or not. Where did you find the coca-cola building in the second pic? I have been looking everwhere for it. Thanks

[Larks2242 251]

i like the name Baldelli Bay very funny great city

  ps i don't want my teeth to fall out

[Quatropette 2]

Looks really good! Like how you laid out the plaza over there.

[crazychickensc12 84]

The Kanye West thing made me LoL!! Great start on your cj my friend awesome shots lovely collection of BAT's!! Can't wait for another update!

--Crazy

[kellydale2003 2,276]

This CJ is good and all - but Beyonce has one of the best CJs of all time!

[John Kirby 1]

Looks amazing! Can't wait to see the next update.

[jacqulina 162]

very nice start there my friend,great pics too

[N106 10]

Interesting. I'm looking forward to the next update of this nice CJ!

[TmiguelT 10]

Great Start Mr. Awesome ! I'm sure kanye approves this Cj but i think he is not the best musicians of all time

[Kryptowhite 9]

Before we start, i'll warn you that i'm not in a good mood. I finished my homework [just kidding...who does that stuff...sheeesh..] and got all excited to upload my images, and instead, some video of a fat kid singing britney spears popped up. Contrary to popular belief, that is not funny. You are confusing funny with a word that while it sounds similar, and rhymes with funny, has a completely different meaning. That word is pathetic.

So now while I reply to you, please picture my throwing diet pills at my monitor screen:

ironicepitome: them other shoppers don't know how to act...yeah! ha thanks.

Djohaal: As does your mother, Sir.

Schulmanator: Most certainly my fellow vocabulary aficiendo [okay, so i only misspelled that word by a few letters]. I regret to inform you that cats are band in my city. Thats right. they play instruments and perform songs. See, only an astute student of the english language would understand how hilarious my subtraction of the "ne" from banned is. Of course, i'm not an astute student of the english language, so thats why i'm not really laughing. O well...look a butterfly! [if its possible to be high off of allergy medication, that might explain this response to you. im dearly sorry].

shaylan221: Because...o wait...kayne wants to say something.

"I'm happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but kryptowhite has the best CJ ever".

Yoshi: Kayne uses interrupt. Taylor Swift is confused. Taylor Swift faints. Kayne West has evolved into a level 54 Jesse Jackson.

buildsolid: Well, i will tell you just because you called me Mr. Awesome. It's from a beunos aires inspired pack on sc4polska. i would google simcity polska [i don't know the direct URL] then paste it into a webpage translator. It should be in landmarks?

Larks: Then brush them silly. Thanks

Quatropette: Okay, I must be trippen on allergy medicene. Either this is the worlds biggest coincidence, or you are a snake. Anyway thanks....

crazychickens: well its a simple formula. Learned it back in the day. CJ Title+american celebrity=comments. Write that down. Not as if you don't have enough comments already though

Kellydale2003: I'm a single lady..I'm a single lady...[or is it "all my single ladies, all my single ladies..."?]

John Kirby: Thanks brohammer.

jacqulina: And might i add what an honor it is to be the recipient of comment number 35764.5.

N106: As an advocate of proper grammer, i must point out the vagueness of the grammetical choices in your response. Might i suggest: "Intriguing, sir. I eagerly await the ensueing rendition of this riveting tale!". Thanks

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UPDATE

Your so ugly, you can't even get an downdate. OOooooh.

The diffuse glow is a statement on the stupidity of teenagers in the possession of photoshop.

The blur is a reflection on how easily the quad muscles cramp.

If i wanted to get a girl to kiss me, i would drive to a cliff overlooking the city, set out a picnik, play romantic music...and then take out my laptop and show her pictures of my simcity skyline at night.

I do wonder what kind of department store is named "Napmis". Other than that i'm kind of mad simcity won't allow for side to side bridges...makes my 8 lane avenues look funny.

First snow of the season.

Its the day after "Southerners complain about how freezing new england is because its 40 degrees and coudy so they where five coats everywhere" Day. 

Perhaps the tackiest photoshopping from me yet.

Tackier than a lense flare. Is that possible?

[Jazzmaster 716]

Gonna need some ice for that burn rofl, nice update though

[John Kirby 1]

Awesome update. Too funny of a commentary.

[buildsolid 4]

Awsome update, and thanks for pointing me in the right direction. Will try find it now

EDIT: Don't worry all sorted out. Thanks

[jacqulina 162]

very nice work my friend

[Quatropette 2]

Updates looking really good. Looks like someparts of New York.

[TmiguelT 10]

Great Update there Mr. Awesome but you forgot about me on your last set of replies. That is what happens when you keep throwing diet pills at the monitor .

I love the Old w2w Buildings. they remind me of how ugly my ex-girlfriend was

[Raysfan16 5]

Hey Jamal, waaaazzzaaahhhhhh?

Your city looks real nice, I'd like to see a more zoomed out view, when I want to make out with a girl the close-up view isn't romantic enough. Especially when the main building is the *wince* Aon tower.

And don't make fun of us southerners, we can take cold! If 40 degrees is...cold....

How did y'all do against the ghetto school?

[Schulmanator 5,810]

Is it cold already? I think it got down to about 60 one day. Now, that's cold for September. Snow? I do remember what snow looks like... have not seen it for a while, but I do remember.

[Hawkeye9 0]

Haha i love this CJ!!! Seriously, Awsome pictures + Entertaining commentary = Pure Gold!!!!! Congrats on a great start!!!

[ironicepitome 0]

[Simbourgeois 139]

I think that two bridges side by side would look rather weird... Anyways, your CJ looks great!

Best regards,

Simbourgeois

Mayor of Belleville

[crazychickensc12 84]

Haha krpyto this CJ makes me LoL(actually laugh to not just saying it) Great photoshopping to my friend really adds a lot to the pics. I do agree though there have been plenty times I wish SC4 would allow side by side bridges, especially rail lines in my case. Great update again though and I can't wait for more work and laughs!!

[parrotti 11]

great journal im sure gonna follow this. good fotoshopping too. wish i could do that.