The Unnecessary Censorship Game

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Take a quote, and delete out only a word or two to imply something else. The real test is to see if we can keep it cleaner than the reader's mind. 

Demo, highlight the text for the missing word and source.

A little rebellion now and then is a good thing.

Thomas Jefferson

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot.

William Randolph Hearst

Democracy is too good to share with just anybody.

Nigel Rees

[Almighty Nienaber 3]

can you be a little clearer, i dont quite understand the game.

[Smarty218 2]

I think         I the game, but am         right?

[screamingman12 30]

This should be fun...

She _____ for me like the ___________. I ______ her dearly - but at a distance. Churchill on his mother, Lady Randolph Churchill, Roving Commission: My Early Life (1930)

[Almighty Nienaber 3]

I ___ed her, and now she has gone and crushed my _____. I wish i would have told her how _ ____. Maby she would have ___ed me back, If i had ____ her earlyer. and i wouldent have a crushed _____.

and what you said about nebraska was mean, plus how did you know where i lived?

[thepianist 0]

Google decides to censor results for people in China

[Za 164]

You misunderestimated me!

- George Bush

[Bookworm 1]

I don't ____ with _____ if they _____ because that's not _____ and I'm definitely _____. Haven't you ever _____ed?

[Duke87 1,070]

Wait, Zero! I know your secret! You were destined to follow me!

-Sigma, from Megaman X2

[panthersimcity4 162]

"Religion is the opiate of the masses."

"Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God."

"Give me liberty or give me death."

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Duke, Za, and thepianist (edit: and panther!)have the right idea... I didn't think that it would be hard.

The rest of you guys; in the reply box, highlight the text and change the text color to white. That way, the reader needs to highlight it again to read it. It's not something you can do in the 'quick reply' box, unless you want to type a lot of unnecessary code. 

A guy could do great things with a gadget like that. Great things. - Carl Carlson, The Simpsons.

I was hesitant about starting this thread, but you know...I figured you Simtropians were more than smart enough to take it and run.

AN: Just joshin' you... don't take it serious. I'm sure Nebraska is tons of fun. Your state of residence is in your profile 'tombstone', click on any member's icon to view their profile. 
And don't feel bad...WA state isn't much better.

[crazyyaya 4]

"I can only speak to myself."-George Bush

[fukuda 351]

A loving heart is the truest wisdom.

Charles Dickens

[masochist 111]

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!"

[Streetwise 3]

One in the hand is worh two in the bush

What the *Bleep do we know? (title of a new age book)

Now for a verticle one

Funny 

You 

Should 

Say

That!

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

Eh, I'll give it a shot.

"Now, I could stand up here and say, 'Let’s just get everybody together. Let’s get unified. The sky will open. The light will come down. Celestial choirs will be singing, and everyone will know we should do the right thing and the world will be perfect.'" - Hillary Clinton

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

crazyyaya: LOL!

masochist: I had thought of that one, too!

[archesrule29 0]

I am__ an orange! 

[masochist 111]

She loves to laugh, she loves to sing, she does everything!

[Streetwise 3]

These truths we hold to be self-evident that all men are created equal

[neongamer 3]

"May God bless this bountiful and large _____!!!" - Ned Flanders, Simpsons Movie.

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

Okay, to restate the game... type out the whole quote, and then change the text color to white for strategic words. That way, those words are invisible in the post until the reader highlights the text. 

Another example, for those that missed the other members who get it:

"...before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax...", from Kill Bill 2

[Wrightguy0 40]

I Have a dream, that all men are free, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Listen to me, if you don't get on that thing you're gonna regret it, mabey not today, mabey not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life

[Mr. Monorail Man 3]

"Is there a ______ the track could _____? Not in ____ life my _______ friend!"The Simpsons, season:4, episode:Marge v.s. the Monorail, characters: Apu and Monorail Salesman

[Streetwise 3]

I never met a person I didn't like...unitl now!

[simsmart 1]

Thats the _____ that goes ding. it tells you your ____ is still _____.

[ilikehotdogsalot 311]

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."

[Ndragonawa 37]

"Hello boys! What can I do for ya?  Why did you lock the door? Why do you have that rope?!"

         (noun)                    (verb)                                (verb)     (noun)                                     (noun)

-Mr. Krabs, Ep 49a "Krab-Borg"

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

"Its the ____ van ____ Show! Starring ____ van ____!"

[Merlin of Flyote 8]

Originally posted by: masochist

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!"quote>

Another Pink Floyd fan, this is too easy.

How about this one:-

Winston, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee.

If you were my wife I'd drink it.