The Simtropolis Lunchroom Game REBORN

[screamingman12 30]

He gets hit by a subway train...

A bunch of homeless men come buy and steal all his diamonds, one finally puts his way through college, and goes on to cure cancer....

[Hahayoudied 3]

Then Hahayoudied begin to haunt the Lunchroom. Meanwhile, Dr. Vu is in the hospital, being treated for serious brain damage. Then one of the doctors realized that the person is Dr. Vu. Meanwhile......

[pilotdaryl 25]

pilotdaryl, who was presumed dead, is alive and very well; he was hit by a model train...

so he rushes out of the subway tunnel and into the street.  He gets back to the lunchroom, but what was the lunchroom was now a...

[Joetropian1 1]

Care Bear Convention. Except the Care Bears are the toxic Waste Dump's mutant spawn that are coming to eat HHYD. Unfortuuuuuuuuuuunately he was a ghost and wasn't eaten. So they get mad and turn into Hulk Mutant Spawn Care Bears and rampage Schulmania. Fortunately though...

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[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied mind control the Care Bears and directed toward at EA company. Meanwhile, Dr. Vu broke out of the hospital, and stormed the Lunchroom with his evil zombies. However....

[Joetropian1 1]

The zombies fell in love with a cow band and ran off to et autographs. Dr. Vu was depressed because his minion friends left him and tried to kill hahayoudied for it. hahayoudied however, suddenly became a hot girl and Dr. Vu fell in love too. They ran away to Kansas where...

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[vailo 13]

...they found a corpse of a green person with a black cape under a house. They went inside the house where they found remnants of an old nuke storage facility that was decomissioned by the government during the Cold War. Then Dr. Vu's girlfriend saw a hill with steel sliding doors and went inside and found a machine that makes "happy pancakes with smiles." Then, a living blue vaccum with a face comes by...

[Joetropian1 1]

to say hi but falls over. He tries to get up but sucks the ground up beneath him. Hahayodied tries to help him up and he falls in love too. Vu and the vacuum fight each other in a battle royaleon Pay-Per-View in the lunchroom!! Suddenly Pilotdaryl bursts in and sees hahayoudied and feels offended cause he wanted to turn into a hot girl instead. So He tries to destroy the green guy for it (I don't know why). But instead he steals the bomb and sends it in the mail toward EA HQ with a timer of 20 years, cause mail is always late. Buuuuuuut...

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[archesrule29 0]

The arch clones decided hurling arches at people was a useless way to spend their lives, thus they decided instead to take up the postal service, working via arches. The mail gets to Electronic Arts Headquarters, but when the corporate suits manage to see the bomb, they...

P.S, please remember the double post rule, Joetropian1.

[pilotdaryl 25]

Joetropian1, please keep in mind the two post rule: only post after two others have posted after you.  This is in effect in the forum games section, and you have broken the rule twice, so please remember.  We don't want a mod getting in here...

...walk past, utterly unnoticing it.  Pilotdaryl has fleed to England-land, and has destroyed London-London and Archesrule City.   Meanwhile, hahayoudied was still in the room when archesrule29 suddenly sneaked up onto her (him) and.........

[Hahayoudied 3]

Hahayoudied turned back into a normal person, but he didn't remember what happen after he died.

Then, BOOM! A super dumb terroist set off a giant super nuclear bomb, which the explodion destroyed the entire world.

The End.

[vailo 13]

but it wasn't, 'cause my science teacher, who happens to be a BIG fan of CHUCK NORRIS, called the CHUCK HOTLINE!!!! and he (Chuck norris) pushed the earth back together with his AWESOME THIGHS

[archesrule29 0]

Wow. I thought Chuck squeezed somebody's head in between his thighs.

IN ANY SENSE!

The arch clones had been standing by the bomb sent to the EA HQ. Most unfortunatley, Chuck had push that together, and he set the timer to 2 minutes. Just as the bomb timer read 10 seconds, the arch clones...

_{If you randomly out of nowhere say they die I will personally eat your face.}

[pilotdaryl 25]

Whoops... accidental triple post bug... meh, lets just not mind it...

...teamed on two sides and began to push on each side of Chuck Norris!  Chuck, eventually unable to escape, called for help.  Suddenly, hahayoudied came in and started screaming really loud.  This not only made Chuck Norris deaf, but defeated all the clones, which immediately exploded as soon as the sounds got to them.  Pilotdaryl, flying in a fighter jet...

[vailo 13]

...fighter jet's fuel gauge went to "E", so pilotdaryl thought that the life of the jet was "END", so he crashed the plane into a big industrious building and parachuted at the last second. After he landed, he HAPPENED to brake up Dr. Vu's evil meeting but he was nowhere to be found. +110 MAYOR RATING!!! However, across the street from the lunchroom...

[Hahayoudied 3]

The EA officials decided to give one last try to force the people in the lunchroom to give up SC4 and to buy the $1000 SCS destenation. After they shelled the lunchroom with rockets, they stormed in with their bomb and bulletproof armor and equiped with heavy machine guns, flame throwers, grenade launchers, and rocket launchers. But then the Simtropolis members inside the lunchroom....

[pilotdaryl 25]

..took out hundreds of meat launchers that hahayoudied built himself and began firing at th EA officials.  Pilotdaryl comes in another fighter jet, appearently aware of the EA men, and begin firing pulse lasers at the men.  Then, the EA men come in more fighter jets that...

[vailo 13]

..made the meat rot 10x faster than usual, making the lunchroom really smelly. Luckily, makers of the cleanitol came in a cleaned-it-all!!! Then they pulled out potato launchers and opened fire on the EA officials, which were shielding themselves with boxes of a recently failed OS that crashed all of their computers. They jumped out the WINDOWS by the hundreds, using the boxes of the failed OS as a cushion. Meanwhile back in Kansas, Dr. Vu's girlfriend...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Dumped him. Dr. Vu commited suicide.

 

Meanwhile, the EA offcials came back with reinforcement. They surrounded the lunchroom, and begin to bombard it. They also shot down pilotdaryl's airplane with anti aircraft guns. They then showered the lunchroom with gunfires, rockets, flameable liquids (which was used to burn lunchroom), and bombs.

After a 10 day bombard. They stormed back into the burnt, and seriously damaged lunchroom with the same equipments. Soon, Hahayoudied came out of nowhere and begin to fire explosive cookies at the EA soldiers with his cookie launcher. Suddenly.....

[pilotdaryl 25]

pilotdaryl 'magically appears' amongst the ruins and so does his friends, flashing and then appearing.  They all are wielding meat launchers and begin firing at the EA officials.  Soon there is a huge pile of meat in front of the lunchroom and no EA official alive.  Then, hahayoudied...

[vailo 13]

invented a anti-anti-aircraft-gun gun and guned down the AA guns. Then, the EA officials called in the team that almost murdered E.T. and combined their forces with the hazmat team and...

[Hahayoudied 3]

They launched another super heavy bombard, except this time, it lasted 60 days. After the bombard was over, they stormed in the lunchroom, only to find it was reduced to a pile of burnt rubbles. So then the EA company sold the lunchroom to another company. The other company sent constrution workers to build a gigantic dirty factory on the area. As the workers begin to clear the rubble; all of the Simtropolis members came out of a underground bombproof bunker under the piles of rubbles. Then....

[Joetropian1 1]

they found out the universe was falling apart and Evil Blac Sheep began appearing and eating their ears. They got away but the ET near-killers didnot. The universe, suddenly spit out giant flashlights on the survivors. It crushed everyone except pilotdaryl and...

(sorry about the double double-post. I guess I forgot to finish reading the rules)

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[vailo 13]

..he made a new lunchroom just across the street (now a giant crevice) from the old one. The old lunch room was a big eyesore, so pilotdaryl decided to replace the lunchroom with a bid landfill with a secret compartment under the landfill for V.I.P. Trash (like AA batteries, light bulbs, radioactive waste). But people began to climb out of the free flashlight fiesta, as they didn't die under the flashlights, who would think that? Then everyone shone a flashlight at the new lunchroom, it started to smoke. Then........

[pilotdaryl 25]

the new lunchroom suddenly exploded and the explosion wasted everyone, except for pilotdaryl who was standing across the street on top of a pile of trash.  Suddenly, there was a rumbling in the landfill, and out of the trash came a whole bunch of EA officers!!!  Pilotdaryl was able to use his telepathic powers to heal everyone who died in the explosion and gave everyone some meat launchers he found in a pile of trash.  They fired at the EA officers...

[Hahayoudied 3]

who called for backups by using crappy radios. However, Hahayoudied jammed the radios by using a cell phone jammer. Hahayoudied accidently activated a super advanced version of System restore when he went back to playing on his new laptop. The System restore restored not only the computer, but the entire world to back to begining of the Lunchroom game. Pilotdaryl flings a rock towards the door to the old Simtropolis Lunchroom, going inside and...

[vailo 13]

...realizing nobody's in there but him. Suddenly he comes to the epiphany that he needs to actually get more people into the lunchroom if he wants to simulate the cliqueyness of middle school. It happens that at that time, pickled_pig finds the old lunchroom, knowing what it is but never having been. He peeks in and...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...gets hit by a rock on the face.  He falls down, noticing pilotdaryl was inside the lunchroom.

"What are you doing here?" says pilotdaryl

"I don't know, I've been living here for the past few months since the old lunchroom went down... just went out to buy some food.  Want a sandwich?"

Pilotdaryl takes the sandwich and eats it.  That's when nerdly_dood approaches them and...

[Hahayoudied 3]

The lunchroom roof collasped. Then Hahayoudied walks into his room and opens his laptop. He is the only one that knows that the entire world was revsersed to the begining of the lunchroom. He then clicked the button that said,"undo system restore." After the undo system restore sent the world back to the former time; suddenly...

[vailo 13]

... the EA zombie officials came out of the giant pile of flashlights inconviently placed to the right of the lunchroom. But Hahayoudied's laptop's system restore was corrupted by viruses, specifically Bloodhound.Exploit.189. It turns out his computer caught the virus with direct contact with Hahayoudied's hands. Then, lots of evil dogs pop-uped in front of the lunchroom. While this was happening, Darth Vader accidentally pushed a big red button next to some salt which...