Which death would be worse?

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

The idea is simple, one person proposes two ways to die, and the next person chooses which one they would "prefer", as well as posting two new possible deaths. The death can be as funny or as serious as you like, but it might be good to keep a light mood going on a dark topic, so try to keep it at least amusing.

I will get us started.

How would you rather die?

Have your head explode as a result of listening to too much Abba

or

Be tied to two tortoises moving in opposite directions, slowly pulling you apart?

[defcon pilot 0]

The exploding head.

[homeandaway 1]

holy! - erm...the exploding head! lol!

Allow a cat to scratch you till you vansih

OR

Smack head through 1cm thick glass x 10 times....

[coolotter88 2]

smack head through glass x 10

get crushed by a wave of molasses slowly moving down your street

or

get crushed by a large elephant dung?

[granto93 4]

wave of molasses

have sombody rip off your legs and beat you over the head with them until you die

-or-

drown in a pool full of urine

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

Rip off my legs and beat me with them.

Be accidentally sat on by the world's largest man on a park bench

or

Be doing the pole vault and the pole impails you as you fall over the other side of the bar?

[homeandaway 1]

Be doing the pole vault and the pole impails you as you fall over the other side of the bar

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starve (no water to drink either) till you die

OR

Drop a double decker London bus on you from a building 500 metres above youu..OUCH!

[Deever 23]

Ninjas, definitely the ninjas.

Be ran over by the landing gear of a 747 that is taxiing down the runway

or

Be inside a taxi parked at an Iraqi intersection that is being shot at by insurgents?

[Krio 624]

Ran over by 747

Dropping from cruise ship to dark cold sea where you would drown slowly

or

be crushed into small box?

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

EDIT: Krio beat me to it! The small box, falling off a boat into the ocean is my number one worst nightmare.

Sit in your house, minding your own business when a multi-million dollar stealth jet falls out of the sky and into your house, crushing you.

or

Be swept off a boat in the middle of the ocean on a stormy night, when you have just given up and wait to drown a giant crab emerges from the depths and pincers you in half?

[Odainsaker 2,134]

Definitely the 747 taxi crunch.

Now...

Being trapped and eaten alive by thousands of*****roaches.

or

Being chased and sucked dry by thousands of mosquitos.

[coolotter88 2]

thousands of mosquitoes please

at a bookstore, all the bookshelves are knocked over and you are crushed by thousands of books

or

at the supermarket, the canned foods section collapses on you.

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

at the supermarket, the canned foods section collapses on you.

Buried alive

or

Placed in a cauldron of water which is slowly brought up to boiling.

[homeandaway 1]

buried alive

Place your head in an oven till you head burns

OR

eat a pint of glue?

[LivingInThePast 364]

Eat a pint of glue.

EDIT: Oh, which would be WORSE? Oven!

Get eaten alive by a shark

OR

Drinking molten metal

[Amerikaner 42]

Shark, yes definetly shark

Drown in an overturn port-a-poty

or

suffocate in coffin buried under 15 feet or dirt

[homeandaway 1]

suffocate in coffin buried under 15 feet or dirt

eat as many alive pigeons

or

a tree falls on you and lands on you in between you chest/boobs and private part...

[joeshmoe 1]

the tree falling

hit by a landing space shuttle

or

getting molten iron poured on you

[Hahayoudied 3]

space shuttle

Get sucked into a giant passanger airplane engine and get chopped into pieces and burned to ashes inside the engine

OR

Drown and get dissoved by  the world strongest acid.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'll go with... "Get sucked into a giant passanger airplane engine and get chopped into pieces and burned to ashes inside the engine" because that would probably make it into the news.

Ok, how about...

Falling onto a conveyor belt and getting pressed into panels for a car.

OR

Being lowered into a pot of boiling carbon (atom with one of the highest boiling point).

[BurroDiablo 222]

Falling onto a conveyor belt and getting pressed into panels for a car... since it would probably be a quicker death.

Falling out of a plane with no parachute and be pecked and bitten by Gulls on the way down before landing in a heap of electrified manure...

or

Slowly digested by a Man Eating Fly trap

[Abc987 3]

Falling out of a plane with no parachute and being pecked and bitten by Gulls on my way down before landing in a heap of electrified manure would be better.

Kill you dog/cat using your bare hands and then be killed by deadly injection.

OR

Chop yourself with a blunt ax until you die a slow and painful death.

[Hahayoudied 3]

Kill you dog/cat using your bare hands and then be killed by deadly injection. I don't have any pets...

Fall out of a airplane, then fall into a 578,000 volt power line, then  get run over by a semi gas truck and the truck blows up when it is running over you.

OR

Get shot in the head 100 times by a person armed with a machine gun, then fall into a 100,784 volt power line, and then fall into a giant meat grinder that is grinding beef.

[Smarty218 2]

Get shot in the head 100 times by a person armed with a machine gun, then fall into a 100,784 volt power line, and then fall into a giant meat grinder that is grinding beef. You'd be dead by part 1.

Watch TV till' your eyes burn, Listen to Death Metal until your ears explode, smell sulfur till' your nose dissolves, and scream until your mouth eats the rest of your head all simultaneously and while free falling from 34,000 feet

OR

Trip, fall on a cactus, roll down a hill of spikes, flow down a river of acid, fall down a 3,000 foot waterfall and land on a depleted uranium boulder which then rolls down another hill crushing you repeatedly as it goes, and finally coming to rest in a large hall where you have to listen to opera for all eternity.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I'll take the first one.

Fall across the tracks and be cut in three by the train's wheels, or

Get sucked into a jet engine

[s_olah 87]

get sucked into a jet engine

This is one sick game...btw

Eaten alive by worms?

OR

Get dissolved by acid?

[Smarty218 2]

Dissolved. Definitely.

Eat cherry pie until you die from the calorie intake...

OR

Listen to my science teacher for an hour?

[Trainmaster423 0]

i LIKE SCIENCE, SO i GUESS i'LL TAKE THAT.

gET CLUBBED OVER THE HEAD WITH A COMPUTER MOUSE OR

gET CLUBBED OVER THE HEAD WITH A KEYBOARD?

[Hahayoudied 3]

gET CLUBBED OVER THE HEAD WITH A COMPUTER MOUSE.

Would you...

Get stuck in a sound proof car that is about to be crushed by a car crusher.....

OR

Get stuck in a super giant aquaruim tank with the world's most deadly meat eating fish.....

[Trainmaster423 0]

the aquarium

Lean over the railing on the Empire State Bldg. to hock(?) a loogie over the side and see who it lands on, but fall over the side and get saved by a pizza shop's awning, only to have your backpack fall on your head and knock you out. You awake in a hospital only to watch a jetliner crash into the bldg. a few floors above you. You escape in time and trip and fall over a piece of rubble only to hit your head on a piece of cement and die.

OR

Be the guy who accidentally pushed someone off the side of the Empire State Bldg. and then saw him in a hospital terrorists flew your plane in to and survive, only to drag his lifeless body to a makeshift morgue and then go to the nearby emergency aid center to be given a medidine you are allergic to and slowly get larger and larger until you explode, like that bratty girl in Willy Wonka.