I'd Rather...

[amal81 3]

I'd rather do the dishes than wash underwear.

[IDS2 3,346]

I'd rather wash underwear than drown in a kiddie pool.

[ky72x 13]

I'd rather drown in a kiddie pool than drown in a sink.

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather drown in a sink than drown in a melted ice rink.

[Goldfish4209 9]

I'd rather drown in a melted ice rink than be virtual.

[thundercrack83 0]

I'd rather be virutal than be in California.

[amal81 3]

I'd rather be in California than be in Alaska.

[IDS2 3,346]

I'd rather be in Alaska than play WOW.

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather play WOW than take a vacation to Iraq.

[thundercrack83 0]

I'd rather take a vacation to Iraq than take a vacation to Tijuana. (Not really, but I don't want to take a vacation to Iraq at all).

[amal81 3]

I'd rather take a vacation to Tijuana than go to the glorious nation of Kazakhstan.

[IDS2 3,346]

I'd rather go to Kazakhstan than Russia.

[pickled_pig 7]

I'd rather go to Russia than to Russiaville, Indiana

(For the record, I am completely serious on that - I don't want to set foot in Russiaville...)

[amal81 3]

I'd go rather go to russiaville than go to Kamchatka, Siberia.

[Deever 23]

I'd rather go to Kamchatka, Siberia than be stranded in the middle of the Sahara.

[IDS2 3,346]

pickled pig, congrats on 2,000 posts.

I'd rather be stranded in the middle of the Sahara than starve to death.

[Skyfire2275 23]

I'd rather starve to death than drown.

[IDS2 3,346]

I'd rather drown than be burned alive.

[pickled_pig 7]

I'd rather be burned alive than listen to My Chemical Romance.

[daniel01 0]

I'd rathe listen to My Chemical Romance than fly over water

[IDS2 3,346]

I'd rather fly over water than eat pencil lead

[pickled_pig 7]

I'd rather eat pencil lead than have to memorize the Constitution.

[IDS2 3,346]

I'd rather have to memorize the Constitution than memorize Beowulf.

[Rymac91 15]

I'd rather memorize Beowulf than be stabbed to death with a toothpick.

[octaves 4]

I'd rather be stabbed to death by a toothpick then be stabbed to death with a toothbrush...

[IDS2 3,346]

I'd rather be stabbed to death with a toothbrush than stabbed to death with a teddy bear...

[Rymac91 15]

I'd rather be stabbed to death with a teddy bear then get my head stuck in a toilet.

[octaves 4]

I'd rather get my head stuck in a toilet then get my head stuck in YOUR toilet!

[homeandaway 1]

urgh!...vomits!...

i would rather get my head stuck in your tiolet than getting my head bitten off by a crocidile!

[Rymac91 15]

I'd rather have my head bitten off by a crocodile then eat shards of broken glass.

(anyone know the line from the Weird Al song I'm think of? )