The "Make No Sense" Game

[Jersey_17011 0]

president george bush is a great, honest, loyal, fearless leader.....he is the best thing that ever happend to this country.

[IdeaWorld 4]

@Jersey_17011: Thats not realy idiotic, more fact then fiction.

Plants grow in the winter because they like to get suntans.

[cityhawk 12]

Rural flies like to bash wires that stick the fat to the rust of the giant ice cream can.

[ky72x 13]

Grapes of the old Yokohama tire bounce in the treehouse singing old songs from the 60's while eating cheese sticks.

[Kippis05 2]

The masochist took the chili into the carpet store and spilled it on a battle crusier that was headed to The Home Depot.

[cityhawk 12]

My twinkies were on the brink of annihalation by the spider monkeys of my shoes that leap around between water and air and gobble up outer space.

[pickled_pig 7]

The neo-conservative went to the banquet of broken chairs where the hors d'ourves were made of copper fillings and served by blessed cats dunked in holy oil.

[manman99 2]

Australia gets cold when nuclear bombs hit mars' surface upn landing on the sun in mid daylight savings time which lead to a disaster on Jupiter who ateair particles for a living under the protection of Alexander the Great who is now living!!!

[cityhawk 12]

Red oxygen penetrated the hole in the back of the crumb which came from the keyboard that destroys the sun and is always a pain in the word to the nice monsters that live on the top of the portal between the stick and the sock.

[thundercrack83 0]

Melted butter is in uniform.

[Kippis05 2]

The phone rang while giant robots leveled half my neighborhood with siamese cats while juggling the Chicago White Sox in a bin of unfolded laundary and chocolates.

[cityhawk 12]

Rampaging keys went to the liquor store to kick a can of testosterone at the cashier that made it big with anti-hugeness cream.

[manman99 2]

My turkey bit my dog!!!!!!!

[ky72x 13]

Bacon, eggs, and toast flew to the dairy while spilling corrosive liquid over the ugly can opener that bounced off the place where 176 Lexuses were parked neatly, far away from the land of 895hutn538oopkj20-=.

[cityhawk 12]

Super went to Cali and was fragelistic with expiala in doches!

[igiboydeguzman 0]

A forum is a place where Romans talk using computers.

[Simen 1]

Power chords are a result of several years of decaying snot from spidermonkeys, therefore making them available only in the state of idaho.

[cityhawk 12]

The tape went on a data stream to the far world of tuberculosis where dust bunnies gave stuff to roaches to make them take over the atom.

[igiboydeguzman 0]

Mousse uses glue to make your arms flail.

[igiboydeguzman 0]

Mousse uses glue to make your arms flail.

[pickled_pig 7]

The He-Nuns of Spamiboya emitted, from a genetic mutilation, an aura of holiness through which all stem cells in the surrounding vicinity could understand the Latin tongue.

[manman99 2]

fingernails are the new koolaid!

[cityhawk 12]

Nothing in this world exists!

[kaploy9 0]

If Number A was going towards a cliff while singing Oh Canada, would letter 6 lay a mongoose?

[manman99 2]

cucumbers have absolutely nothing to do with giant asparagus that grow off trees on top of Mount Everest; and yet sometimes he takes 500 spiders to get them off.

[cityhawk 12]

Fools of markers make cases of speakers to grill the button of success.

[owenluby 1]

Panatronic expeliadtionic tectonic machine zombies went to see wolverine jesus perform "The Producers" while eating a sizeable wilderbeast. KJASFSDAFASFD.

[manman99 2]

fruit salad is not yummy yummy when the wiggles are smoking outside your house during Christmas on July 4th.

[ky72x 13]

Restrooms write on the ugly button across from the broken chestnut when sitting on top of a flammable couch doused with olive oil.

[pickled_pig 7]

If I were a leaf of qat, the Saqqaran embasy would juxtapose the frighteningly obscure sounds of obsessive post-rock on my thorax, an organ thoroughly examined in a telescope.