The Handy Tavern

[Abc987 3]

Hello and welcome to the Handy Tavern! And yes, this is from Sporeum. Hopefully this will do better!! Here is our menu:

                          Breakfast

Pancakes..................................5.99

Bacon.........................................1.99

Toast..........................................1.99

Eggs...........................................3.99

Ceral of Day...............................99

                           Lunch

Sandwich of Choice................4.99

Grilled Cheese........................2.99

Hamburger...............................8.99

Cheeseburger.........................9.99

Whopper...................................14.99

                          Dinner

Steak........................................10.99

Fish and Chips......................11.99

Pizza Pie..................................10.99

Pizza Slice...............................3.99

French Fries...........................1.99

Ravioli......................................4.99

                   Beverages

Soda of Choice......................1.99

Milk...........................................1.99

Beer of Choice.......................3.99

Wine of Choice......................6.99

Choc. Milk...............................2.99

Coffe........................................1.99

Tea...........................................1.99

                 Appetizers

Salad of Choice....................2.99

Breadsticks.............................99

Garlic Bread...........................2.99

 

History:

The Handy Tavern was founded in 1829 as a place for travelers to stay for the night. It soon became the best tavern in 100 miles. Soon a town came up right near the tavern, and they sold the building and built a new one in town. Since then, the Handy Tavern has always been a hotspot for tourists everywhere.

Room Prices-

Lower Class-3 0.00 a night

Middle Class- 60.00 a night

Upper Class- 90.00 a night

Penthouse- 120.00 a night.

      As of now I don't need any help but as more and more people come here I may put up a help wanted sign. So are you gonna just stand there or are you gonna order somthin' cus we have a standin' fee!!!! (A quote from Mr. Krabs lol)

Jason

[paperboy15 4]

What is the standin' fee, cause I really like standin' here?

[amal81 3]

(Mods can delete this if needed)quote>

Why would they want to delete this thread?

[paperboy15 4]

Originally posted by: amal81

(Mods can delete this if needed)quote>

Why would they want to delete this thread?quote>

 

I see that Spam and Eggs aren't on the menu, so yeah, what are you so worried about, jrhnemo? Let the food and drink begin!

[Abc987 3]

paperboy15 and amala81: I think I said why up there. There are already 3 other virtual bar and grills and if mod think thats to many they can delete this. But apparently there fine with it so far!  So yes, let's get this party started!

Jason

[MC6Ash 4]

It would only be deleted if it turns into a spam thread. There are already a few spam threads down on the verge of being deleted.

~Ash~

[Abc987 3]

Ok thanks for clearing that up for me. I got rid of any reference of mods deleting it if needed. We can now get off that topic and get into the bar and grill topic

Jason

[A Nonny Moose 8,261]

Welcome Jason. 

Competition is the life-blood of business.  I assume all your prices are in Simoleons, so you really are an expensive joint.  For the kind of prices your are charging, I would expect 'service a la Russe'.

Anyway, I would like a glass of Creemore Springs Lager, please and a couple of butter tarts.

[Abc987 3]

Here you go N_O_Body. And yes they are in simoleans lol. Here is a pic of a small part of the resturant:

Isn't that cute?

Jason

[ElBarto92 7]

I'll take a burger, and an order of bacon, and a Mr. Pibb, please (And these prices better be in Simoleons, or I expect a pretty damn good meal!)

[Abc987 3]

Here you go ElBarto. Enjoy! 

400th Post!!!!!!!

[s.i.X 13]

You know when you have gravy, and you add water?

There are way to many of these things here.

[jacqulina 162]

hi there nice place you have could i have a coffee please thanks

[owenluby 1]

Hi there!

I think i'd like a choc milk

[Abc987 3]

A cup of fresh coffee for jacqulina, and a chocolate milk for owenluby. 

I'm changing some of the prices and I'm also adding some more beverages to the menu. If somthing is new, you'll see a star next to it.

Jason

EDIT: Just as a clicked Post Message, I had a cool idea. Occasionaly, I'll tell you about one of our meals. For example:

Wine of Choice: Our wine is grown in our winerey and refrigerated to you likeing.

[jacqulina 162]

thankyou is your name jason its better to call by names if poss but if you dont thats cool mine is jacky

[Abc987 3]

Yes, my name is Jason, and you can call me that. I ussualy don't call people by their real names here unless I know them really well. You can tell us your name if you wish and I'll call you by that!

Jason

[jacqulina 162]

ok jason nice to meet you my name is jacky

[Abc987 3]

Nice to meet you, Jacky! Did you like the coffee? 

Jason

[ky72x 13]

Hello Jason!  I'd like some garlic bread and a Sierra Mist, please.

You can just call me Kyle.  BTW, I won't be here until Friday, just to let you know.

[MadTV_Freak 0]

Hey jason... can I make a reservation?

[jacqulina 162]

yes the coffee was great jason thats why i would like another one thankyou,how are you today

[Abc987 3]

Some garlic bread and a Sierra Mist for Kyle, and some more coffee for Jacky. And would you like a lower, middle or upper class room MadTV_Freak? And the Penthouse is availible if you have the money.

Jason

[jacqulina 162]

hi jason hows you today could i get a tea today thankyou

[Abc987 3]

I'm doing pretty good. I have a party to go to later today, so I'm pretty excited about that. Here is your tea. 

Jason

[jacqulina 162]

thankyou and i hope your party is great for you

[____----____ 37]

orders up a round of budweiser for those old enough, and drinks all the leftovers.

.............stubles over to the piano and rocks out billy joel style.

AK

[Abc987 3]

Party!

Jason

[jacqulina 162]

hi jason how are you today could i get a tea please thanks

[Abc987 3]

Here is your tea Jacky. Enjoy. I really hope the sun comes out today. Yesterday it rained all day. 

Jason